American Whore

if lasso doesn't sound like this AI song i'm suing for emotional distress (and yes i did download this to my itunes under Lana Del R(AI) for funsies)

I've had a couple days to think about it. I've seen some posts on social media and online generally about people who didn't vote because they couldn't change their address in time so they wouldn't have been able to vote, but they checked the records and they somehow voted?? Something seems really off and I'm not trying to be a conspiracy nut, we need to accept the election, but something feels... not entirely right. Trump said "We'll have it fixed, we'll have it so fixed, you won't even have to vote" during this election cycle. That seems to me... as odd that someone who didn't vote had a vote counted? My voting record says I got a mail-in ballot, which I did, but it's weird because it doesn't show the update that I voted in person early instead of by mail, because I wanted to see my voting paper go into the machine and not be miscounted or misplaced or anything. I put it through the scan machine. I... am not convinced that there hasn't been foul play, especially if Elon was involved. 17 million voters don't just sit elections out, especially if it's a similar situation like it was before - Trump vs democracy. Something's off. I don't know what it is - if it's Russian interference, Elon, rigged election. I don't know. It also seemed really weird how quickly states were called before any votes were counted. They were counted at 1% of the votes being in and called already for Trump. Also, it seems really odd that the House, Senate, and president are all three red now. That's the most telling part about the election. That doesn't just happen.

next single is Best Friends, which leaked a while ago. it could be changed from what we've heard tho. idk i didn't hear the official snippet yet It has a different outro to the chorus it sounds like

Please not her. She's... just icky. I'd much rather have Kamala run again. She got so much support in like 100 days, if she ran post-Trump once everyone sees how bad things get after Trump, she should win.

I'm gonna say it here and now -- If you're a hispanic voter in the US and voted for Trump, don't bitch or moan when he deports you. If you voted for Trump because of the economy, don't bitch and complain when gas prices and food prices are even more unstable. If you're a woman who voted for Trump, don't complain when your husband beats you and there are no protections for you anymore. You chose that. If you're a gay person who voted Trump, don't be upset when you lose your job solely based on your sexual orientation because you CHOSE this. In the meantime, I might leave LB for a few weeks to better understand how to leave the US and quickly. I don't want to be here for a Trump presidency again. Oh and might I add -- if your daughter gets r*ped and is stuck giving birth to a baby she never wanted or planned to have or even gave her consent to conceive in the first place - pay her child support. You chose this for her.

He controls the Senate, most likely the House, and controls SCOTUS. It's much worse than it seems.

it isn't the time or place. we need time to mourn our country.

i fucking hate it here

so here's the deal.... remember the lisa simpson as president gif that we all wondered if it'd be true? lisa simpson followed a trump presidency.... which means maybe kamala runs next election and wins

the worst part is, they think the economy will stay recovering but a 20% import tariff will only cost us more money. that $1000 iphone will now cost $1200 which is fun

it's so cutesy to re-elect a rapist, racist cunt who had massive ties to epstein and russia (sorry, i know there's still a chance, but im bitter already)

or gays, or black people, or hispanic people.

she'll get the west coast 3 states, which is collectively, like 70 votes. there's still time for her to pull through. it might be tough, but... idk.

i'd never vote on the american people to vote correctly, but you do you boo

omg texas looks a little blue and so does ohio

that early red is that "red mirage" and then there should be an expected blue come back later so more votes get counted. we're not out yet

she might have NC..... wait a minute

Apple News is calling it already for Trump

i'm so nervous i gotta pee

well it's all about to start

drunk really needs a new makeup artist (and a new cocktail)

omg wait the lfl cover one eats

since we're all whiny, can you go wine yourself into a nice nap for a few hours so we can all talk civilly?

if you're a trumper just say that at this point. you're doing what they do, ignoring what's being said and misdirecting it as misinformation (only because for whatever reason, it doesn't mesh well with your narrative you're holding onto so hard) i did NOT expect the decline of miss floridakilos to go like this

you wanna know what would be a really funny moment? if trump wins, i hope biden resigns and gives kamala the 47th title anyway just so she can say she was president for 2 months before the official hand off. on the flipside, he could do it regardless of who won. would she have to be inaugurated in january if she won AND she was sitting president? i guess it's still a necessary ceremony if you're the sitting president too, right? idfk i don't remember 2012 that well and wasn't really paying attention to politics yet