Dark Angel

my highly exclusive & secretive sources have revealed to me that there’s a song on this album which is very fast-paced & active, it’s conversational, wordy, but will shock fans with it’s sense of notoriety, they have also revealed the lyrics, & they are:

i think “half moon bay” is gonna blow us all away 👀

these mysterious teased lyrics are giving me star lux vibes not saying they’re from star lux… but, like, imagine…

edit: i have CHANGED my stance, i’m going to believe these are real until further notice

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isn’t it sort of against the rules to not speak english here…? correct me if i’m wrong

i also hope she collabs with daneel olivaw 😍

Lana Del Rey Heardle #95 🔊🟩⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️

i suspect that lust for life will receive her flowers soon… love, 13 beaches, cherry, coachella (yes! coachella!) heroin, change, get free… all great songs, & let’s not forget it’s outtakes, the demos, serene queen, yosemite, valley of the dolls, & if i die young! we should leak sugary sweet in it’s honor

banned for the fact that i can’t think of a reason to ban you

lustforlife is calling from beyond the grave & he’s revealing some totally legitimate information about ldr9 - the current title for the album is “the nasty-ass lasagna i ate in lake placid - and other stories i’ve never told” - the title track is 19 minutes long, & as it seems, she talks about her experiences growing up in lake placid, some of these stories detail getting diarrhea from eating some suspicious lasagna, babysitting a relative’s new baby & getting pooped on, starting a food fight during lunch in middle school, which resulted in her getting suspended for two months, as well as her friend’s strange habit of eating worms off of the wet & cold street, which she recalls in graphic detail - the sonic influences of this album are broad & eclectic, ranging from piano flops™ produced by jack antonoff & robert grant, redneck hillbilly country, which is a tongue-in-cheek response to all of those who bullied & made fun of nikki lane for literally existing, extremely loud & obnoxious 2011-style electro-pop which samples gangnam style & fergalicious, & what can only be described as a mixture between the sounds of thrash metal, acoustic jingles which sound like they were made specifically for target commercials, & gwen stefani - collaborations include nikki lane, kanye west, bob dylan, kamala harris, spongebob squarepants, & nikki blonsky (from the movie hairspray!) - she will cover 1 track, she is doing a cover of sandy cheeks’ “texas song” - she is highly experimental with this album, she sampled the sound of somebody chewing tobacco dip as percussion, & the sound of a wal-mart toliet leaking as a synth

David Kahne - 21 Emile Haynie - 11 Dan Heath - 13 Dan Auerbach - 15 Blake Stranathan - 7 Rick Nowels - 15 Zach Dawes - 11 Barrie-James O’Neill - 8

i have fake hibiscus flowers for my corkboard, so i’d consider that a yes! do you own a film camera?

i have a tattoo of the letter “m” on my hand which i’ve dedicated to my grandmother, maybe someday i’ll get some tattoos which reflect my personality & the musicians/writers i love 🌹 what do you do when you’re sad & want to feel better?

Lana Del Rey Heardle #94 🔊🟩⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️

wayamaya vs. jump

sometimes i wonder if you guys even listen to lana because you all have a very inaccurate idea of who she is & the music she makes

sounds like it could be a serve if it has that middle of the night with no lights besides a fireplace & sketchy infomercials playing from the television speakers type of ambiance

i heard that once lana del rey becomes president she’ll have her own roller-coaster! how cool is that?

i’m glad you pointed out the fact that jeff buckley was in a band called “gods & monsters”, it doesn’t seem like many people are aware of that & i’ve always found it interesting

ngl her swimming in the same lake where jeff buckley died is morbid, even for me…

do you guys remember when she collaborated with charli xbox for her song “fancy”?

black bathing suit & bikini bottom

when we find out that lana sampled the spongebob squarepants theme song in yes to heaven (james ford version)