poetic jess

c-can you hear me

You know its bad when salvatore is reaching out to God and not the dev*l

It's been 2 months since I was last on LB and nothings really changed about the album as far as I know. Why would she post all those song snippets and then go quiet for months at a time? 

I don't think anyone would be complaining about her leggings or her lack of eyeliner if she was open & honest about everything, and active on social media. All we've gotten is half-truths, lies, confusion, and radio silence. That's what feels like a "fuck you"

Her Baddie thing is the worst thing that could’ve happened in this era

Her 2015 selfies were so iconic and better instagram material than her recent posts.

The worst part is that she's failing miserably at it
 
She was a better "instagram baddie" before she decided to become an "instagram baddie"
 
Just like she was a better poet before she decided to become a poet

funny bc i had a nightmare last night where lana was being interviewed and she said "yeah so NFR isnt even a thing" and started laughing really hard i woke up so mad

how does Dua Lipa have the best managers that helped her catapult to pop sucess while Lana has some vague and lazy managers.. and they're the same men im crying 

All I’m saying is, Steven Klein shot the second album cover yesterday whether you guys like that or not.

it was like May 24th or something and then some members still waited all night on the 25th and 26th thinking she would surprise release The delusion 
Lots of artists forget their lyrics. I’m sure she wouldn’t forget she had more than one V Mag cover to warrant her saying “2nd cover” you guys are really pulling at strings. Especially since she loves Steven and I’m sure she looks to their shoots together as special.

I'm just assuming Lana forgot she actually did TWO covers with Steven Klein already and she just fucked up because she's forgetful. May I remind yall that this is coming from a woman who forgets her own lyrics.

Didn’t she tweet the « July 21 fam » a couple of days prior to the May 26 fiasco? Maybe this is what we’ll get on the 29: a plain old tweet with the date.

At this point in my trust, I don't even think Lana Del Rey is her real name anymore

I mean it’s pretty evident... she literally said “second cover” referring to them having to shoot a second cover as she stated in her live before. She was just trying to reveal to us new info and then did #stevenklein as a shocker. You guys doubting that it’s the album cover is ridiculous lol

you deadass wanna bet, cause sis I'm downloading the leaked zip a week before and that's where that ends Yeah I'm not throwing my money at this mess just to solidify the thought in Lana's head that she can do whatever she wants to us and we'll just throw our money at her like gay ATM machines. This bitch is downloading the illegal way this era, halleloo ladies! I mean, Black Beauty & Music To Watch Boys To (the albums she talked about before refining them to UV & HM) never saw the light of day!  
Imagine how weird it would be though... In an alternate universe Lana released her albums as
 
God Bless America
 
Paradise (we dunno what alternate title or album she had)
 
Black Beauty
 
Music To Watch Boys To
 
Lust For Life (again, she ain't important enough to have an alternate oop)

He’s not doing the album cover, this will be for a magazine and prob not even for the album tbh. Just watch, it will be such a non event, Lana is great and not delivering.

is NFR even real? She’s made tons of shit up before only to abandon it and pretend it never happened i mean really, I wouldn’t be shocked at this point
 
(This is partially a joke. Partially serious. Lol)

Just something to think about - If they barely shot the album cover yesterday then I mean, they have to choose the picture which could take a couple days, edit the picture which could be another week, and then send it to be printed on vinyls and CDs and shit which will add a neat amount of time. We aren’t getting this album for a GOOD while.

Man, y’all are gonna run yourselves to death if you keep with this “This friday!!” “Next friday!” “If there isn’t anything this friday I’ll be mad” stuff

people are starting to hallucinate in this thread, i see
 

Imagine the gag if Sky drops music before Lana 

Delusion............................... convince yourself.