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I guess this is my new home then 

Jack’s production is amazing what are y’all on

I've updated the thread to be a Pre-Pre-Release Thread. I'll make a separate Pre-Release thread when we learn a bit more information x

UV and HM release time frame tease

let's not go down the recycling road again and just hope for brand new songs 

Poor Ben, he can't catch a break. NFR finally out and now they're gonna spam him about this one

ALL RISE FOR THE PRE-RELEASE THREAD ANTHEM
 
Climb up the D, of the desperation sign, ( yeah)
In these psychotic moments
The fandom is mine, (doo woop doo woop)
There's nobody here, just us stans together (shadoop shadoop)
Keepin' us shook, white hot forever 
 

Okay, I'm gonna speculate, and ofc I'm probably wrong, but whatever:
 
She's followed a few country musicians on insta lately, and she's still got "Hey Blue Baby" and that other song up her sleeve, so I wouldn't be surprised if this album is country-ish.
 
I'm not gonna say I'd be super thrilled about it, but eh.

Lana’s 35th studio album, Cooking With Melted Spatulas, has just been announced in 2095. The original fans take this chance to leave their radiation bubbles to plug in their iPhone 83 chargers to use the monthly allowance of .2 watts of electricity their countries government allows them - They visit lanaboards.com and type these sacred words through their hazmat suit...
“Yosemite and Roses Bloom for You will be on this one, I can SENSE it.” then they die of exposure.

The fact that she said “I’m really excited right now. I don’t wanna take a break” gives me hope that Jack inspired her again. She got writer’s block after LFL and she’s already doing a new album now so fuck

the devil works hard but lana del rey works harder

I see it only took 5 pages for psychosis to set in

A suprise release ... god, this will be the worst 15 months wait ever because every two months some gay will come up with "insider information" or some other reason why they think it will drop THIS TURESDAY.
 
And then there will be the "BUT SHE SAID IT WILL DROP WITHIN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS" outburst ... and then it won't come out until at least 15 months after her announcement.

Please tell me White Hot Forever will be a sequel track to Venice Bitch please please please make it 20 minutes and make that bitch freestyled
 
Lol didn’t someone say in the post release thread NFR was just the mixtape lol

Let's honour the death of the NFR pre release thread by getting to 4000 pages. So what colour will the Vinyl be? 

no?

only if you literally think "white" can only ever be associated with race

Also unsure of whether this should be a Pre-Release Thread or Pre-Pre-Release Thread?? Usually in the past when it comes to opening a Pre-Pre-Release thread we have some indication she's working on an album, a shared snippet or two, but not a title or date... this time it's totally in reverse??? She's announced the title and an approximate release date??? I'm so very confused??? I can't believe we're already in another Pre-Release era???? ???????
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lana after the interview

White, obviously.

What color will the vinyl be?

This is HILARIOUS.
 
I can't with this bitch ...

I want my first post to be something I can look back to in Winter 2021 and remember the sweet times when we thought it was coming in 2020. 
 
OMG!! So excited can't wait to hear this in exactly 12-13 months as a surprise release from my favorite artist, Lana Del Rey, who always keeps her word!

no this can’t be real

It’s been 84 years....
Scuse’ me as I go to the first 2000 pages on the pre-release thread for old times sake