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Can you believe it's almost been three months since Lana released Hope Is A Dangerous Thing? How tragic

do it for yosemite instead of the hillsong attendnig matcha drinking f*ghag persona of lana

I want her to pay homage to CupcakKe and name her next album Elizabitch.

I haven't done a black magic spell in like 5 years, but I'm willing to do one if that means Norman Fkn Rockwell would be released...

music aside, LFL era was hella cute. Tons of amazing photoshoots, interviews, high budget music videos, a clear aesthetic...

Anyway YOSEMITE

what the fuck did you just fucking say to me you little rat? you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the YosemiSeals, and I’ve been involved in secret raids on Lana's harddrive, and I have over 300 confirmed kills and over 10,000 confirmed spells. I am trained in gorilla warfare and illegal skinning tactics and I’m the top surveyor and cultist in the entire global armed forces of Yosemite. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my network of spies and cultists across the universe and your IP and digital membrane and time-coiled legacy is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life and afterlives. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands and twenty three tendrils. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Yosemite Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your ass off the face of the perceivable plane of the universe, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. You didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

actually sweetie her best song is from 2016 and remains unbothered and pristine so bug off muah

Imagine if Lana took a five year long hiatus and came back with a new album called this.
 
 
This hurt to read

I meant that’s what Lana said
We stan Lana’s best album

Well.
 
March came and went I guess. I’ll enter April with as little hope I had last month and a bit more disappointed.
 
... Yay, one month closer to NFR.

You clearly don't know what jazz is if you think UV is jazzy

so UV also went through noted changes? inchresting
 
Honeymoon stays the most concise, consistent, and best album from the jump

At this point I'm just never going to believe another word Lana says because anything and everything that comes out of er mouth lacks credibility, and it's
her own fault. I mean, we love a bipolar lying sister who writes a song called High By The Beach and then a year later answers a fan comment about being high with "ew no, just journaling"
 
She really is a Gemini ugh
There was multiple working titles
"Do U Luv Me Yet" was one
I think the last one before BTD was "God Bless America". I know there was others I just forgot em

nothing, because no other title is better.

Please don’t speak such things into existence

album title ranking:
 
Norman Fucking Rockwell > Born to Die = Best American Record > Honeymoon > Paradise > Ultraviolence > AKA > Lust for Life > Sirens > God Bless America

Honestly, if the album won’t be out before her European festivals, I’m gonna go into a rampage and whine about it everyday here on LB and my Twitter. My hype for this album is already low and it’s gonna be nonexistent if the album is not out until the later half of this year.  
 

I hope the title stays: it’s fucking iconic. BAR as an album title would have been, but NFR is just « in your face » legendary.

okay so she can use Norman Rockwell's name but what about the fucking between it? maybe it's considered like a disrespect to his name

I wouldn't be surprised if Priscilla was a little sus of Lana back in the day
But tbh I don't know the real reason why artists can't cover his songs... it's a shame because I've always wondered what Lana would sound like singing an Elvis song.

That is rubbish because she never stated it actually was the same Norman Rockwell it’s just implied, you can’t copyright a name. The name is actually Norman Fucking Rockwell. Unless she included his art then it’s fair usage. There are tons of songs and documentaries named after people without consent. For example Nicki Minaj has a song called Marilyn Monroe! Did the estate of miss Monroe block that? No.
 
Interscope also have a TEAM of lawyers they’re not stupid enough to approve an album without checking the legalities first. They have a whole bunch of people who deal with just copyright.
 
Just another newbie account with “insider scoop” please either state some evidence or get out of here. I stated a friend who has bumped into Lana and even then I said “take it with a pinch of salt” because I have no evidence.

fun reminder that if an insider doesn't confirm a specific song it isn't real never has been real never will be real and everyone must rebuke it in the name of our lord and savior

This is why we don't trust fan fiction coming from accounts with two posts pretending that they know more than everyone else.
 
Boo boo the fool @rosesbloomforyou