Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread

[FallingCherry 7,731]

Ultraviolence is jazzy

You clearly don't know what jazz is if you think UV is jazzy

[Say Yes to Heaven 27,014]

You clearly don't know what jazz is if you think UV is jazzy

they mean that’s what lana said

[Beautiful Loser 45,994]

Well.

 

March came and went I guess. I’ll enter April with as little hope I had last month and a bit more disappointed.

 

... Yay, one month closer to NFR.

[salvatore 21,763]

 

 

 

 

is april for the nuns too my lord

[13bitches 6,175]

You clearly don't know what jazz is if you think UV is jazzy

I meant that’s what Lana said

so UV also went through noted changes? inchresting

 

Honeymoon stays the most concise, consistent, and best album from the jump

We stan Lana’s best album

[FallingCherry 7,731]

I meant that’s what Lana said

We stan Lana’s best album

My bad. I'm sorry! Lana describing music was always a mess

[Flowerbomb 65,555]

G. B. A. (God Bless America)

The Best of Lana Del Rey

The Revenge of Lana Del Rey

The World is Ours

Do You Luv Me Yet?

Born 2 Die

 

Imagine if Lana took a five year long hiatus and came back with a new album called this.

 

Ultraviolence is jazzy

 

This hurt to read

[violets 11,893]

Imagine if Lana took a five year long hiatus and came back with a new album called this.

exactly what I was thinking a literal serve

[Flowerbomb 65,555]

exactly what I was thinking a literal serve

 

She'll never do it though

[Future Jazz 8,944]

Wow just thinking about the hype there used to be around her back in 2014

 

now everything's gone awry. the looks, the visuals, the aura, the relationship with the fans... yes the music is good but WHICH music? we've been waiting for it forever, plus her best songs are from 2011-2014 and they remain unbothered

[13bitches 6,175]

My bad. I'm sorry! Lana describing music was always a mess

It’s all good lmao

[WildMustang 14,725]

Wow just thinking about the hype there used to be around her back in 2014

 

now everything's gone awry. the looks, the visuals, the aura, the relationship with the fans... yes the music is good but WHICH music? we've been waiting for it forever, plus her best songs are from 2011-2014 and they remain unbothered

she is killing the hype around her

it's not like people stopped caring about her suddenly 

[salvatore 21,763]

Wow just thinking about the hype there used to be around her back in 2014

 

now everything's gone awry. the looks, the visuals, the aura, the relationship with the fans... yes the music is good but WHICH music? we've been waiting for it forever, plus her best songs are from 2011-2014 and they remain unbothered

 

actually sweetie her best song is from 2016 and remains unbothered and pristine so bug off muah

[godsmonster 13,779]

exactly what I was thinking a literal serve

ooooh I f*ck with this a lot. It needs to be dark

 

 

I also fuck with her self-titled album Elizabeth

 

[Future Jazz 8,944]

actually sweetie her best song is from 2016 and remains unbothered and pristine so bug off muah

 

that ten-second live snippet didn't sound like her best song though just saying

[salvatore 21,763]

that ten-second live snippet didn't sound like her best song though just saying

 

what the fuck did you just fucking say to me you little rat? you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the YosemiSeals, and I’ve been involved in secret raids on Lana's harddrive, and I have over 300 confirmed kills and over 10,000 confirmed spells. I am trained in gorilla warfare and illegal skinning tactics and I’m the top surveyor and cultist in the entire global armed forces of Yosemite. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my network of spies and cultists across the universe and your IP and digital membrane and time-coiled legacy is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life and afterlives. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands and twenty three tendrils. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Yosemite Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your ass off the face of the perceivable plane of the universe, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. You didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

[Beautiful Loser 45,994]

what the fuck did you just fucking say to me you little rat? you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the YosemiSeals, and I’ve been involved in secret raids on Lana's harddrive, and I have over 300 confirmed kills and over 10,000 confirmed spells. I am trained in gorilla warfare and illegal skinning tactics and I’m the top surveyor and cultist in the entire global armed forces of Yosemite. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my network of spies and cultists across the universe and your IP and digital membrane and time-coiled legacy is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life and afterlives. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands and twenty three tendrils. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Yosemite Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your ass off the face of the perceivable plane of the universe, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. You didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Now I’m kinda scared if I were ever to leave the cult. Not that I would though.

[GeminiLanaFan 45,798]

that ten-second live snippet didn't sound like her best song though just saying

 

Well, it was an acapella snippet. I don't know how many of her songs would be «amazing» from a 10-second snippet.

But imagine the same lyrics  she sang with a soft, acoustic guitar melody, where she sounds so serene and in peace...It could indeed be a very special song. 

[creditcardromancer 696]

I haven't done a black magic spell in like 5 years, but I'm willing to do one if that means Norman Fkn Rockwell would be released...

[venicebitch 13,343]

I want her to pay homage to CupcakKe and name her next album Elizabitch.