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someone replied to her twitter post with this
 

and i thought it fit the era really well.  NFR is when you're feeling trashy enough to go to McD's and you really want a biscuit but it's 10:45 and they stopped selling breakfast

I am howling.
 
(We're sooo getting warning points for this shit ... sorry, Elle, and everyone ... lol)
 
Anyway ... um ... Kendall Jenner unfollowed sis on IG today, apparently. I have no idea how to verify that shit other than scrolling through to check, and fuck that, so it might not even be true.
 
Kendall Jenner hates sis.
 
Kendall Jenner leak NFR challenge.

take it doen

someone fkn call that barnes and noble and ask how they knew to put lana del rey on the coming soon section. bc i just feel like they got some sort of message to start promoting that it’s coming so soon? IDK JUST CALL THEM SO I CAN PREPARE TO TAKE OFF MY CLOWN MAKEUP

We believe that all the money that comes into the church belongs to God. Tithes, oerings, gifts and other donations, as well as income from tuition and otherministry activities are all given to us in trust. As churchleaders we are accountable to God and to the people who have given to the church to be excellent fiduciaries of God’s money. All oerings and donations given for adesignated purpose or project are used 100% for that purpose or project.
 

 
"It's Gods money we are just accepting it and using it for him thats why we pay ourselves 5x what we give to charity"
 
I wonder how they would explain why they opened their 2nd location in Beverly Hills despite them being from Seattle and then fly in weekly to hold services there. "God spoke to us and said there is a lot of money there and celebrities are gullible". 

Idk but their couple name can be Moana

Mm. I get what ur saying but as HIADT states, "shaking my ass is the only thing thats kept this black narcissist off my back" - she's still there. I've been needing another controversial track like Cola forreal for a while, scratched the surface w its me ur little venice bitch, but yes. Yes to intensity

Yeah, but they were iconiqué

The interviews were all a damn mess    I guess they were an experience though 

Lana sweetie, I'm so sorry

Not much of an update lol, just something I saw on instagram!
 
Isn't she gorgeous here? She could really rock blonde
 
http://instagram.com/p/ByJyL5TnY5Y/

I DMed Ben about him yesterday because I think this guy is potentially dangerous.
 
I didn't want to put this on the board because I didn't want to cause drama 'n' shit, but idk what else to do about it, and I thought someone here might be associated with her and can pass the message on. They need to look at him; he has a very detailed "plan" to fly to LA, trick immigration at LAX to get into the country, and stay with her forever. I felt fucking sick reading his tweets. He has 750 of them. All to sis.
 
Also, don't @ him (I know it's tempting to call him a deranged fuck 'n' stuff, but ...) we don't want him to go private or delete his account ... he's even more dangerous if nobody knows what he's doing/thinking.

Lana attracts so many unhinged men like this. It makes me sad for her.

lip fillers flew

I love it when her botox and lip fillers wear off she looks so natural

The era has begun! again

I saw "Lana Del Rey Shot By" and started crying 

It’s about gd time
Nah she isn’t gonna say shit

Ben looks good here 

Idk the rest of the book, or Moby at all tbh, but from this and the Lana story, dude clearly has/had a habit of chasing his middle-aged ass around barely legal women and characterizing a handful of hangouts as full on dating.  
I doubt any unawareness and remorse on his part and live for Lana leaving him blue-balled twice.

I listen to Venice Bitch almost every day. The "If you weren't mine I'd be jealous of your love" line at the end is just *french cook hand motion*

i want to be in the bel air video with the love of my life 

It's like a Disney song's older sister, or a really close cousin that grew up in the same home as said Disney song but generally has more life experience.

FIRST LANA CALLS US FUCKERS NOW SHE CALLS US HOES I AM LIVIIIIIIIING

I'm actual ugly crying at Lana acknowledging songs like Kill Kill (that must have been written 10 years ago now) and Caught You Boy and even singing Hollywoods Dead and Hollywood. I honestly love how open she is now about the fact that her fans have all heard her leaked material and that she seems to be at peace with it