honeycookie

Summertime and the living's easy
Faggots on the boards are leaking mp3s
All of Lana's managers will likely agree
That we're qualified for prison, serving 2 to 3
Me, me and Clampi
We're gonna run to the groupchat
Cry cause stanning lana gets harder

Please don't ask for download links, it's against the rules.
 
When I asked where I can listen to it, I literally just woke up and thought it was out.
 
Sincerely,
 
it's me your Argentine dad

I always knew Lana was lebanese

Stream Get It by Kristian Kostov! And Doin' Time by Lanz, obviously.

I like Russians. Been to Russia a few times.
 
Oh, what's the cover pic, btw? On Spotify?

my prediction is...
it will debut somewhere in the top 50-100 and then disappear. might re-chart for a week or two.
 
inb4 this is her 2nd biggest hit behind summertime sadness!
 
but that won't happen.
 
no music video. no promo. no performances. and she isn't exactly at her best moment stream-wise.

maybe you snapped
 
glad i’m not the only one on here feeling like jack is boring white mayo with hipster glasses on

imagine someone vaping while working out i

to be fair she shouldn’t care what crusty stinky older beerbelly white men think about her because they aren’t/will never be her fan base. if they’re still saying things like this when she’s been looking so underwhelming compared to her old looks, they would say it even with a paper bag over her head. why? they hate women

maybe you snapped
 
glad i’m not the only one on here feeling like jack is boring white mayo with hipster glasses on

maybe you snapped
 
glad i’m not the only one on here feeling like jack is boring white mayo with hipster glasses on

maybe you snapped
 
glad i’m not the only one on here feeling like jack is boring white mayo with hipster glasses on

maybe you snapped
 
glad i’m not the only one on here feeling like jack is boring white mayo with hipster glasses on

taking deep breaths and focusing on your member title rn

That little fucker

Explains why the right side is shopped out, too. Took it in her hotel room or something. 
 
I can't. 

Everyone: "OMG she looks so cute! This is the best look she's served all era, I'm so glad she made an effort. I love her."
Elizabeth: "Aw, thanks. It's from Brisbane."
Everyone:
 
 
I'm fucking dead.

we love a healthy coping mechanism ^_^

wow what a fucking shocker

Guys if anyone cares I have a strong feeling that selfie was taken before/after the Brisbane concert last year. She has the same hair, makeup, jewellery, shorts, etc lmao
 

ok first of all... look if this is the single "art" it is trash. it reminds me of my NFR parody art with the same awful poetry book filter:

so she curled her hair and put on some lip gloss?  but also photoshopped a horrible generic "doin time" image into it???? she is really trying to push this weird crosshatch papery look... like why??????  her poetry is shit.  all she talks about is vague relationship drama.  theres no depth.  she is intentionally trying to be in bad taste at this point. i swear, she actively wants to lose fans.
 
second of all, about NFR, speaking of bad taste, we are talking ab an imaginary album produced by Jack Antonoff, who has worked with Taylor Swift and dated Lena Dunham.  i think this is truly the epitome of bad taste.  ive given up.  someone please leak NFR so i can listen once then cut off my ears.

i want miss thing to do a 1920's esque jazz album
   

girl wtf the original have 4:12
 
Probally Hillsong ask her to take the devil part :legend:

On original we have +- 1 minute streight of instrumental.. She probally cut this off to be more ''radio friendly'''

It would make a cute bonus track if the album still exists, though.