evilentity

Were you in Alabama? You could just lie about your age by a year.

I'm pretty sure you hadn't joined MySpace yet in 2004.

Sweeping generalizations are always wrong.

It's too bad Maru's no longer here. She would shit all over this thread. Runs in the family.

#Modicker2013

Off topic, but why the fuck isn't the print edition of The Onion sold in checkout lanes? I would never bitch about being stuck in a long line at the supermarket again if they were.

When composing replies, aside from indenting, it no longer shows you where the formatting begins or ends, who you're quoting, or when. It's all fucked up now. Edit: Fuck. Goddamnit! lkjasdjlkasdjlk;fasd I had to edit this post multiple times in toggle mode to get the spacing how I wanted it.

Am I alone in thinking none of the new features, and not even all of the new features put together, are useful enough to justify the desecration done to quoting? Is it possible to revert to the previous version of IPBoard?

Every day is Groundhog Day.

Not if the new music is mediocre.

Lizzy's MySpace page once said she "shared the stage with... John Mayer". Granted, it said a lot of other bullshit at the same time, like that she was a trapeze artist for two years and was married four times in five countries. (How is that even possible? Married while straddling the border?) But she actually did share the stage with the other artists listed. Does anyone know if there's any basis in fact to the John Mayer claim? And I wonder if there's any connection to his covering "Video Games".

The signup date of November 14, 2012 makes me suspicious. So do the inane blog posts.

Some good people being suggested in this thread, but as the senior mod on staff I nominate fellow geezers paragons of maturity Monicker and PrettyBaby. Monicker would probably never accept, so you'd have to just give him the privileges anyway. But I suspect he'd use mod powers very well if given them.

I thought you had a thing for female drunks tho

You mean people actually pay for music? And in physical form?

Never thought I'd say this, but we need Feel free to cut him down to size though.

Nothing wrong with mostly Swedish bands. One of my favorite bands is mostly Swedish. Hedningarna was in their heyday when they also had a few Finnish female vocalists.

Which remix of "Bulletproof" is the one with the gun cocking sound effect? I really like that one.

Tip #1: If your partner's more into their cake than the oral sex you're giving them, you're doing it wrong.

Kids, just remember to do the finger-sucking before the anal play. #EvilSexTips :aheh:

"Heaven in this Hell" by Orianthi, February 26.

That's because your mom is cooler than you. No wonder I hit that. Anyway, Lana has taught me not to believe artist's pronouncements about release dates, and Ori's album has been pushed back a couple times already, but just four days ago, she said her full length album "Heaven in this Hell" is coming out February 26!

Now that we have paparazzi/stalkers who are celebrities, where are their paparazzi/stalkers?

I was wondering how long it would take you to jump all over Lily's female chauvinism. But I thought you liked touching poles in the dark...