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Violet Princess sounds so stupid to me... I hope it's not a real song 

I had the weirdest Lana dream one time. I was walking to the SECC but I was walking along train tracks for whatever reason and Lana pulls up with Jaime in a red Cadillac and we talk for a little bit and then she hands me a flower and drives off while I run alongside the car crying "Don't leave me, please."
 
My other Lana dream was quite explicit so I'll spare you the ~nastayy and say that her puss indeed tastes like Pepsi Cola.

Violet Princess sounds so stupid to me... I hope it's not a real song 

Well, what I meant to say in the first place was that even though this seems "happy" it might turn into something like the SS video... There were some happy moments there (Lana and Jaime spinning with the camera/ them walking and joking together, etc) but the feeling of the video was overall melancholic.

Well, what I meant to say in the first place was that even though this seems "happy" it might turn into something like the SS video... There were some happy moments there (Lana and Jaime spinning with the camera/ them walking and joking together, etc) but the feeling of the video was overall melancholic.

Wasn't Kill Kill about her alcohol problem? I'd love to hear it reworked, it's one of my favourite non-Lana del Rey era songs!
Is all this true? With BB AND Kill Kill in the album I think I'm gonna die

the crocodiles   I always thought they shot them in a different pool and added them later 

She fuckin pianofied Yayo. The potential for future revamps is endlessly exciting what's wrong with you

We are either going to end up surprisingly sober or face extreme alcohol poisoning...
 
... Count me in.

I think after the first shows. If the video takes 3-4 weeks from now on to be finished, I can see her releasing the song two weeks before the video premieres. She needs streaming points in the States since airplay will be minimal

Sun, and Ocean blue... What if this is the video for BB? I love that drowning pic, looks like she's having fun haha

Sun, and Ocean blue... What if this is the video for BB? I love that drowning pic, looks like she's having fun haha

OH MY EFFING GOD THIS IS REALLY HAPPENING  I NEED AIR AND SOME PEPSI COLA

You're right...
 
No one should* sing this song but Lana.

Wait, so her concept for this video is splashing in the water with Bradley Soileau? Why not shoot those scenes in black and white too? Shit, why not go all the way and have some exotic predator animals? Maybe even throw in a palatial estate and a bloody, fiery car accident scene to boot. For her next video she should think even further outside the box. Like portraying herself in a relationship with a world leader re-imagined as being of a different race. Or in a homosocial relationship with someone suicidal. Perhaps a massively expensive self-indulgent tryptich that even her biggest fans barely watch more than once. Or maybe just a low-budget DIY video of duck-faced selfies. You know, something completely original.
 
Recycling her lyrics is one thing, but... if there was ever a time to use that horrible language-butchering millenial expression "I can't with it" it would be now, but I just can't with it.
 
Stay tuned for my next hit thread, "Is Ultraviolence just a big rip-off of BTD-era Lana Del Rey?"

UGHHH BRADLEY NOOOO
 
lol Andy Mandy best not use that aspect ratio for Tropico again

this is the funniest thing i have ever seen lmaoooooooooooooo

OH MY EFFING GOD THIS IS REALLY HAPPENING  I NEED AIR AND SOME PEPSI COLA

OH MY EFFING GOD THIS IS REALLY HAPPENING  I NEED AIR AND SOME PEPSI COLA

WHAT THE FUCK 

I didn't want to react this way but omg slay me with those looks I bet she already shot the video she wants to kill our poor lives

I can't believe we have an official announcement! I'm so happy I might explode lol

it's happening guys it's happening

 
#throwback

"Riding down the west coast in the pale moonlight eating cheery pie".
 
Bet dem lyrics are like dat x.

who ever assumed MMITPM was for UV is dumb, sorry