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I don't really know how to write this thread but I'll give it a try anyway:
 
PARADISE TOUR- GENEVA 05.01.2013

 
  I didn't really know what to think when I woke up yesterday morning, I was kind of afraid of what I was going to find once I stepped in Gevena ( I have never been there and I went alone). I took my first train at 8 o'clock and arrived at 12:00 there ( you take two hours with a car but I had to wait a lot at the railroad station : / ). I knew the arena was next to the airport but I had no idea how we did to get there. After running a lot I finally arrived at 12:20 at the place I'd see the beautiful Goddess later that same day . There were already around 25 people waiting there, it was not as bad as I thought it would be tbh.
 
  I had 6 hours and a half of waiting and I didn't take anything with me, so I only had food and my money ( forgot my phone's charger so I couldn't listen to music a lot). I talked to this girl and this boy a little but that was all. We didn't know at what time they would put the barriers so when I went to the bathroom I run for my life. The security finally put it at 5:30 and there were 9 people in front of me ( there were lots of doors). I almost fought with this Portuguese woman who had gotten in front of me but that only arrived 3 hours after me. When we started going in at 6:45 that bitch slowed me down because she started talking to the security woman, I wanted to kill her tbh.
 
  I run for my life again and when I got there the front was already full but I able to find a place on the right side where there were not a lot of people. I was finally able to push myself between the people and the barrier was the only thing in front of me I talked to this girl and it was cool.
 
  Kassidy started playing at 20:00 and it was really amazing, I didn't know the lyrics ( only some choruses) but danced and tried to sing anyway ( the songs are kind of repetitive so it is easy to pick up the lyrics). The crowd was SO boring. Seriously, I know it is the opening act but you don't go to a concert just to watch it. You go to sing, dance and have fun. When Chris was not singing I waved to him and threw one of the copies of my letter, it fell down outside. He said he was going to ask the security guard to give it to him but he forgot ( the guard gave it to me later). I am really getting into them.
 
 Lana came at 21:00. I though I wwas going to cry when I saw her but it felt so normal to see her, I could imagine myself drinking some coffee with her lol. I didn't scream a lot because I was so in awe with her beauty She started with Cola like always and went down to talk to the fans but didn't come to my side . I didn't really like this performance because the melody was a bit higher than her voice It was still good though. Here are the songs she played ( in no particular order, I don't remember it anyway):
- Cola
-Body Eletric ( The best one tbh, I died )
-Blue Jeans
-Born To Die
-Carmen(I understood must of what she said in Spanish, the music was too loud.She speaks well)
-Million Dollar Man
-Knockin On Heaven's Door
-Summertime Sadness
-Without You
-Lolita
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
lol just kidding, I wish
-Burning Desire ( there was this fan and she sang "wind in my hair" in front of it. Amazing And her dress went up She had some shorts on though :creyney:
-American
-Ride ( I am proud I was able to say 70% of the monologue, people thought I was crazy though lol)
-Blue Velvet ( REALLY good performance)
-Video Games
-National Anthem
That's it. No Y&B, no G&M ( my fave off Paradise )
 
She didn't seem to be shy and said sometimes that how she was thankful we were all there and how she got to see all the fans singing along.
 
She got down in the beginning and came to my side. I was able to take a pic with her but we both lot awkard so it will never see the light of the day hahahahahah Her face could be a smiley I guess, she is singing and her eyes are half closed ( don't even ask for it lol). I also gave her one of my letters.
 
She came down in the end after National Anthem and when she passed in front of me I called her and she had the biggest smile ever, my heart actually melt We took another pic ( the basic bitches around me were soooo jelly) ( and she didn't realise it was the second pic hhahaha). I wanted to hug her but I don't think she got it so I kissed both of her cheeks ( OMG I STILL CAN'T BELEIVE IT). And gave her the last letter ( it's sure she will read it now). She thought it was for her to sign so she started but then she realised it was a letter, it was so cute . I don't want any autographs because I travel a lot and I would so lose a piece of paper. I got two pics and the memory that will stay with me for the rest of my life .
  Some fans had made flower crowns and she got one. She left the stage wearing it, she looked amazing.
  About the crowd now. WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU WAIT ALL DAY IN THE LINE IF YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW THE LYRICS AND IF YOU ARE JUST GOING TO STAY THERE WITHOUT EVEN MOVING AND JUST LOOKING AT LANA LIKE A BASIC BITCH. It got me so mad seriously, I just hope not all Europeans are like this, the people were so boring, they didn't move at all, they just cared about filming it. Lana and Kassidy said we were amazing ( oh, and Hamish is just so hot) but that was only because they have never gone to Brazil, we are wild ). So, if you go to her concert, give all you have, seriously.
  We can see the tour doesn't have a really big budget but it is all about Lana for me. just  having seen and sung along with her made my life ( btw, those basic bitches only knew the lyrics to VG, BTD and SS. And you know how she changes the songs when she sings live? Well, nobody apart me knew it apparently so they couldn't even follow her hahahahah). I sang the whole time.
 
  When we left the place I just had to buy myself a huge coca cola, I didn't drink a lot of water because I was scared of going to the bathroom and losing my place. It is not really worth buying the marchandise, it is just soooo expensive and not very beautiful ( except for the book, but I didn't buy it anyway, what will I do with it lol.).
  I went to my hotel ( it was in France though) and after one hour I found it, it was in the middle of nowhere lol. The next day I came back to Geneva and took a train home. Geneva is a beautiful city so go there if you can, I know I will for sure!!!
 Lana is VERY beautiful, that is all folks!
 
Some pics:

Anyone going to the listening Party in Montreal at the Saint Denis UO??

I often translate English songs in French and it's impossible to make a Lana song pretty in French with just a general translation. It just sound totally retarded, but it's very funny!
 
Ma pelotte goûte le RC cola
Mes yeux sont grands comme des Joe Louis
Je trippe sur les p'tits vieux
Ça a toujours été de même
Fak fais pas ta face outrée
 
(That's my ugly french canadian redneck version)
 
Sorry it's a spanish thread but I couldn't resist.
 
La partie en français dans Carmen est tellement malaisante / the French part in Carmen makes me so uncomfortable. C'est risible / it's laughable

I often translate English songs in French and it's impossible to make a Lana song pretty in French with just a general translation. It just sound totally retarded, but it's very funny!
 
Ma pelotte goûte le RC cola
Mes yeux sont grands comme des Joe Louis
Je trippe sur les p'tits vieux
Ça a toujours été de même
Fak fais pas ta face outrée
 
(That's my ugly french canadian redneck version)
 
Sorry it's a spanish thread but I couldn't resist.
 
La partie en français dans Carmen est tellement malaisante / the French part in Carmen makes me so uncomfortable. C'est risible / it's laughable

I often translate English songs in French and it's impossible to make a Lana song pretty in French with just a general translation. It just sound totally retarded, but it's very funny!
 
Ma pelotte goûte le RC cola
Mes yeux sont grands comme des Joe Louis
Je trippe sur les p'tits vieux
Ça a toujours été de même
Fak fais pas ta face outrée
 
(That's my ugly french canadian redneck version)
 
Sorry it's a spanish thread but I couldn't resist.
 
La partie en français dans Carmen est tellement malaisante / the French part in Carmen makes me so uncomfortable. C'est risible / it's laughable

I often translate English songs in French and it's impossible to make a Lana song pretty in French with just a general translation. It just sound totally retarded, but it's very funny!
 
Ma pelotte goûte le RC cola
Mes yeux sont grands comme des Joe Louis
Je trippe sur les p'tits vieux
Ça a toujours été de même
Fak fais pas ta face outrée
 
(That's my ugly french canadian redneck version)
 
Sorry it's a spanish thread but I couldn't resist.
 
La partie en français dans Carmen est tellement malaisante / the French part in Carmen makes me so uncomfortable. C'est risible / it's laughable

scat gifs > futureretro.

So if you listen to the first 3 tracks in order (HM, MTWBT, TLY) they flow really well. I suspect it will be one of those albums that you can play from start to finish (nah we will skip Burnt Norton) and it creates a mood/tells a story and all that.

I love it! It's got a really dark tropical vibe to it, definitely speaks 'Surf Noir' to me! (Or at least my interpretation of it)
 
I love the "it's all a game to me anyway" line so much, to me it plays into the whole independent theme she's bringing up this era, like she's watching this guy leave and just playing music like 'yeah whatever, just gonna move on to the next one now' and I just love how playful it is yet still sounding dark?
 
Haha I don't know if any of that made sense? :')

IM VOMITING MY LUNGS IM RESURECTED

omg gurl tu parle francais je viens de montreal mais mon francais resamble la francais de un petit enfant ou sont mes pute francais mais tes mains da la ciel (if yall speak french ud realize im horrible)

Wow this all sounds sooooo sexy. In French it would look particularly terrible. Spanish is the most beautiful language ever

I want everyone attending the UO listening party to print this out and wear it as a mask

I agree with @. BTD isn't bad. I do like it. I've just listened to it so much and I feel like Lana has matured so much. I think honestly it would be more of a regression. I still listen to it every now and then but honestly I like the more progressive, mature, and evolved Lana. I personally wouldn't mind an UV 2.0 but I don't think that will ever happen either. Honestly Honeymoon is something new and different yet has elements of all her previous work. Win, win! Well hopefully. We will see when album drops.

why is everyone saying when they started listening to lana ?
did i miss something or

11, 12, 15?.........fucking hell im 30, am i the oldest bitch here? what kind of peado mess
 

If they play it on Saturday, they will get those albums at least the day before and... some employee could get their hands on it, who knows.

FYI the Urban Outfitter of Montreal (on St-Denis) will play the album at 3pm on Saturday September 12th. I just went there and asked. The guy was not sure what I was talking about and went to see the manager. He said it won't be a party like some UO in the US (no drink or merch). They will simply play the record. Who cares, I'll bring my own booze and folding chair

FYI the Urban Outfitter of Montreal (on St-Denis) will play the album at 3pm on Saturday September 12th. I just went there and asked. The guy was not sure what I was talking about and went to see the manager. He said it won't be a party like some UO in the US (no drink or merch). They will simply play the record. Who cares, I'll bring my own booze and folding chair

FYI the Urban Outfitter of Montreal (on St-Denis) will play the album at 3pm on Saturday September 12th. I just went there and asked. The guy was not sure what I was talking about and went to see the manager. He said it won't be a party like some UO in the US (no drink or merch). They will simply play the record. Who cares, I'll bring my own booze and folding chair

FYI the Urban Outfitter of Montreal (on St-Denis) will play the album at 3pm on Saturday September 12th. I just went there and asked. The guy was not sure what I was talking about and went to see the manager. He said it won't be a party like some UO in the US (no drink or merch). They will simply play the record. Who cares, I'll bring my own booze and folding chair

FYI the Urban Outfitter of Montreal (on St-Denis) will play the album at 3pm on Saturday September 12th. I just went there and asked. The guy was not sure what I was talking about and went to see the manager. He said it won't be a party like some UO in the US (no drink or merch). They will simply play the record. Who cares, I'll bring my own booze and folding chair

FYI the Urban Outfitter of Montreal (on St-Denis) will play the album at 3pm on Saturday September 12th. I just went there and asked. The guy was not sure what I was talking about and went to see the manager. He said it won't be a party like some UO in the US (no drink or merch). They will simply play the record. Who cares, I'll bring my own booze and folding chair