Rorman Nockwell

Wow. Well, fuck you too then 
 
Edit- lunges at Lindsey and rips out her red hair

Look, Megan. You're a beautiful girl. Take this as an opportunity for personal growth and to pursue your other passions
Kiss kiss!

Look, Megan. You're a beautiful girl. Take this as an opportunity for personal growth and to pursue your other passions
Kiss kiss!

I am poised and ready to review our last two contestants and then Lindsay will post our scathing reviews

omg sorry guys, I guess Ms Tinashe got a little 2ON yesterday (literally having the worst hangover ever, gin tonic)
 
we don't really remember how the format of the show was because when i was little i used to watch it but i stopped because my grandpa said it was for f-words and i guess i got scared and never watched it again lol, ANYWAYS here's Tinashe serving sattelite camp couture realness! Floating somewhere off in spacetime!
 

Not me submitting before Queen B lmao
 

I am poised and ready to review our last two contestants and then Lindsay will post our scathing reviews

I am poised and ready to review our last two contestants and then Lindsay will post our scathing reviews

I am poised and ready to review our last two contestants and then Lindsay will post our scathing reviews

3 Hours left for submission 
 
@keps2013 @TheBoss
 
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TALES FROM THE LNTM HOUSE
(Simulated)
 
Lizzy Grant: Lizzy feels overshadowed by the more extravagant personalities in the competition. She struggles to find her voice and style amidst the flamboyance of her fellow contestants, leading to self-doubt and insecurity.
Naomi Campbell: Naomi, accustomed to being the center of attention, clashes with Lady Gaga over creative differences during a photo shoot challenge. Their egos collide as they each insist on their vision, causing tension and drama on set.
Miranda Cosgrove: Miranda becomes the target of jealousy from some of the other contestants who perceive her as having an unfair advantage due to her previous acting career. They spread rumors about her being favored by the judges, creating a rift within the group.
Lady Gaga: Lady Gaga's avant-garde style clashes with the more traditional tastes of Kate Moss during a styling challenge. Kate criticizes Gaga's outfit choices, leading to a heated argument that spills over into backstage drama.
Kate Moss: Kate, known for her sharp tongue, finds herself at odds with RuPaul after making a cutting remark during a critique session. RuPaul, unimpressed by Kate's attitude, delivers some tough feedback that leaves her fuming and defensive.
RuPaul: RuPaul faces criticism from Tinashe and Lana Del Rey, who accuse him of favoritism towards certain contestants. They confront RuPaul about his impartiality, sparking a debate about fairness and integrity in the competition.
Tinashe: Tinashe clashes with Kate Bush over creative differences during the challenge. 
Kate Bush: Kate Bush feels alienated from the younger contestants and struggles to connect with them on a personal level. Her reserved nature leads to misunderstandings and tensions within the group dynamics.
Lana Del Rey: Lana becomes the target of Mitski's passive-aggressive comments and subtle sabotage attempts. 
Beyoncé: Beyoncé must navigate the drama carefully to maintain her own position in the competition.
Mitski: Mitski's intense perfectionism causes friction with the fellow girls in the house, she tells them it's not a sorority, it's a competition. 
Britney Spears: Britney's fragile emotional state becomes a point of concern for the other contestants and the judges. Her struggles with confidence and anxiety manifest in erratic behavior, creating tension and drama in the competition.
Jane Fonda: Jane clashes with Charli XCX over their conflicting ideas about feminism and empowerment during a discussion about their inspirations. Their heated debate spills over into a confrontation, revealing deeper ideological differences.
Charli XCX: Charli's brash personality rubs some of the other contestants the wrong way, particularly Anya Taylor Joy, who finds her outspokenness abrasive. Their clashes escalate into a feud, with both refusing to back down.
Anya Taylor Joy: Anya feels isolated from the rest of the group due to her reserved nature and British upbringing. She struggles to connect with her fellow contestants, leading to feelings of loneliness and alienation.
Megan Thee Stallion: Megan's attitude is not well liked by some of the girls in the house. She believes it's jealously.

I am poised and ready to review our last two contestants and then Lindsay will post our scathing reviews

in the lounge, the girls have had time to de-gown from this weeks challenge and are discussing spit play in the bedroom
 
miranda & lana are questioning megan on whether or not she spat at mitski. megan claims she did not, but lana is adament she saw someone hucking a ball of spit towards mitski after yesterdays shoot. miranda is unsure, and is trying to mediate the situation. all is calm, for now
 

 
and our first butter-up of the season has occured! last night, anya was seen playfully fighting with @Lindsay Lohan... could foul play be afoot?
 

 
stay tuned on lanaboards next top model!

Lindsay will be bringing the venom and I will be picking these outfits apart like they're made of LEGO 
Actually that'd be very camp in a literal sense

This is just so fucking awesome! Everybody's minds are just that creative, it's just the pinnacle of Internet forum's kitschy games  Just so amazing to witness this!

Hello all my darlings of Lanaboards, it is I, Lady Gaga, Mother monster, Queen of all gaggery, arriving *fashionably* late to the show 
 
Everyone knows me for my avant garde looks, so who better to represent the camp couture category than
the queen of camp herself  
I radiate glamour in every aspect as many are aware 

I arrived in an extravagant hot pink dress as the judges and fellow contestants watched. Wearing a matching bow to honor from the creator of bows herself, miss Lana del rey. Had to make a large bow to match my flamboyant dress. 
I would like to thank all my little monsters, the judges, and fellow contestants
xoxo, gaga 

Lindsay will be bringing the venom and I will be picking these outfits apart like they're made of LEGO 
Actually that'd be very camp in a literal sense

Feel free to post your opinions of the entries; the judges are listening

This will be so fun