Rorman Nockwell

Daily Mail is notoriously terrible, though
Someone should make a tabloid site where they talk about men they way they talk about women
They happily write shit like, "Katy Perry puts on busty display in tight dress" but they'd never say, "Henry Cavill shows off ample package in tight shorts"

Exactly
and I hope certain "fans" leave her the fuck alone and do not go to her church because that is creepy and fucked up so leave her the fuck alone you know who you are

Baby Child Phoenix is the absolute CUTEST

Has proven to be very unpopular so you understood the assignment
I think sometimes she can seem a little ditzy but so would you, or I, or anyone, if every single thing we ever did or said was scrutinised by thousands of people.
All artists sell overpriced merch. Name one who doesn't. But you don't need to buy anything of hers to be a stan (the only "merch" I own is VBBOTG), and if you do wanna buy merch, then it's your money and you can spend it however you like
The problem with Lana's vocals is, imo, that her voice isn't suited to the types of venues she plays. She sounds just fine when she sings at smallish indoor venues (the Apple event, for example). It's really hard to sound good at festivals and other outdoor stages unless you are a rock band or you belt. I would love it if she'd play smaller indoor venues but that would mean fewer fans would get to see her and/or more shows (which I can understand she wouldn't wanna do)

The gag when it has big cracks in it within two weeks just like her phones

The gag when it has big cracks in it within two weeks just like her phones

You thought I was rich and I am and it's exactly how you think
I buy $400k watches adorned with butterflies and flowers
And I was gifted 10 motorcycles from Wally
When you don't call I take my phone to the picnic table
And type an Instagram post about how you fucked up my Coachella preparations
And left me with only 37 days to prepare
And Emily fucking killed it with grace

I really, really hate it
Maybe if it were amethysts and onyx, but I can't with those colours
And for $400k they would do what I say

Has proven to be very unpopular so you understood the assignment
I think sometimes she can seem a little ditzy but so would you, or I, or anyone, if every single thing we ever did or said was scrutinised by thousands of people.
All artists sell overpriced merch. Name one who doesn't. But you don't need to buy anything of hers to be a stan (the only "merch" I own is VBBOTG), and if you do wanna buy merch, then it's your money and you can spend it however you like
The problem with Lana's vocals is, imo, that her voice isn't suited to the types of venues she plays. She sounds just fine when she sings at smallish indoor venues (the Apple event, for example). It's really hard to sound good at festivals and other outdoor stages unless you are a rock band or you belt. I would love it if she'd play smaller indoor venues but that would mean fewer fans would get to see her and/or more shows (which I can understand she wouldn't wanna do)

The gag when it has big cracks in it within two weeks just like her phones

You thought I was rich and I am and it's exactly how you think
I buy $400k watches adorned with butterflies and flowers
And I was gifted 10 motorcycles from Wally
When you don't call I take my phone to the picnic table
And type an Instagram post about how you fucked up my Coachella preparations
And left me with only 37 days to prepare
And Emily fucking killed it with grace

Yeah aside from the fact that it's $8475234687394759137 and hideous, it's also not very practical. It's HUGE and she doesn't even tell the time anyway; she is always late af to everything
Do you think it's waterproof? I can imagine it filling up with water when she goes in her pool or smthn

Or will I get to that ten-year mark? Where I beat the extinction of telomeres?

it's not very reasonable, but if she likes it...

Its highkey ugly asf 😭 and how tf are you suppose to tell what time it is on that? Is it a watch or a modern art piece? I have the most precise watch of all time on me. It’s called a phone.
 
Good for her tho 😭

It’s so ugly/gaudy/girly/lovely, I fucking love it. It’s so Lana. 

It’s hideous  

The gag when it has big cracks in it within two weeks just like her phones

You thought I was rich and I am and it's exactly how you think
I buy $400k watches adorned with butterflies and flowers
And I was gifted 10 motorcycles from Wally
When you don't call I take my phone to the picnic table
And type an Instagram post about how you fucked up my Coachella preparations
And left me with only 37 days to prepare
And Emily fucking killed it with grace

I was srsly eyeing that photo and thinking of possible edits

Baby Child Phoenix is the absolute CUTEST

You thought I was rich and I am and it's exactly how you think
I buy $400k watches adorned with butterflies and flowers
And I was gifted 10 motorcycles from Wally
When you don't call I take my phone to the picnic table
And type an Instagram post about how you fucked up my Coachella preparations
And left me with only 37 days to prepare
And Emily fucking killed it with grace

The gag when it has big cracks in it within two weeks just like her phones

You thought I was rich and I am and it's exactly how you think
I buy $400k watches adorned with butterflies and flowers
And I was gifted 10 motorcycles from Wally
When you don't call I take my phone to the picnic table
And type an Instagram post about how you fucked up my Coachella preparations
And left me with only 37 days to prepare
And Emily fucking killed it with grace

You thought I was rich and I am and it's exactly how you think
I buy $400k watches adorned with butterflies and flowers
And I was gifted 10 motorcycles from Wally
When you don't call I take my phone to the picnic table
And type an Instagram post about how you fucked up my Coachella preparations
And left me with only 37 days to prepare
And Emily fucking killed it with grace