Rorman Nockwell

Me too sister but fall/winter is when I really get gangbanged

just woke up and am going back to sleep indefinitely. in fact i'm just gonna go die

Can someone explain to me what the no surprise thing is about? I miss most posts because I’m at work & these people think I’m here to actually work. How disrespectful

Cinnamun not cinnaHERPES

Guys, I came up with a very serious theory and I have to present it to you. I'm not trying to make you guys believe it's true... but it is. 
First of all we have Lana Del Rey. Or Lizzy Grant. Or Sparkle Jump Rope Queen. Or whatever name she decides to have after waking up from her 14 hours of sleep. Young artist who loves to lie, but also makes great music. She was hugely dedicated to her music career up until 2015, when she gave 0 fucks about it and forgot about tours and promotion and blablabla. She then tried to come back to her music but it wasn't the same. Her lanadelreyators are still waiting for her new album, Norman Fucking Rockwell.
 
Now, in the other hand, we have a different person: Cardi B. Young and controversial rapper that became famous in 2017 with her hit "Bodak Yellow" 
 
Now here's what I have to say: When people talk about Cardi B's past, before being famous, they say she was a stripper that gained a lot of money and liked to drug men. She debuted in 2015 with her first remix of a song called Boom Boom. See how this all makes sense? Lana Del Rey stopped giving a fuck about her career right when Cardi B, an unknown rapper, made her debut in the hip hop scene... 2015... when Lana Del Grant also implemented HIP HOP BEATS into her music (Honeymoon)... Strange... right?
Also it's very weird how Cardi B's pre-fame life sounds just a Lana Del Rey song... drugs... men... money and being a stripper (does anyone remember Tropico?)
Another thing: Cardi B isn't Cardi B's real name! She's called Belcalis Almanzar... who else is famous for having different names? That's right: Lana Del Rey. Also Cardi B sounds really tropical. Do you know who once said that she got inspired by tropical friends or whatever for her stage name? You guessed it: Lana Del Ray.
My theory (which is true by the way) is that Lana got bored of her sad music career and decided that she wanted to try something new: hip hop. It obviously would be something very shocking for everyone, so she gave us some small hip hop influences on her own album and decided to launch a new career under a different name and a different look. Why does she look so different when she's on her Cardi B costume¿ Don't ask me, ask @@lanadelrey on instagram or twitter. While she was on her Cardi B journey, she discovered that hip hop made her really successful, so she tried adding more of these beats onto her next LDR album, Lust For Life, but they sounded cheap as fuck for whatever reason. Beacasue of this she decided to continue as Cardi B and leave Lana Del Rey as a side project. That's why she has released just a few songs so randomly and without any promotion. She also decided to add PROFANITY to her album title (Norman Fucking R*******), and Cardi B is kinda famous for her profanity!!!!
 
My last evidence to convince all of you is this one: have you ever seen Lana del Rey and Cardi B in the same room at the same time? I know I haven't!
I know Cardi B (aka lana del rey on disguise) will continue to pretend like she comes from the Bronx and was a stripper, but we know Lana loves to lie! (check out the Lies Lana Has Told Us Thread for proof).
I hope yall believe this truth and start considering why Lana has left us!!!!! 

I don't know; the way she drives I'm not sure how she'll go surfing lmao
 
I hope he posts footage of it tho

"Oh my God shut the fuck up about the album, bitches!"
 

It's like a fucking renaissance in here  @SparkleJumpropeNoose

I summoned a demon to convince Jacking Antonoff to hand over the wav files, ladies. I have the album, it's 14 tracks including the interlude. I've never heard anything more beautiful. The production is spare but when it goes it goes the fuck off. Doin Time is not on it, there are no features, and Hope has an alternate version with diff lyrics and production. I will send it to anyone for only $666 and a signed copy of your firstborn. DM me your bank account info, thanks!

tbh the whole fucking house is up in flames

Lana being asked why she delayed the album for months and let the fans lose their minds
 


 

Hunty wtf no that's too straightforward, but maybe something like- When the world was out whoring before all saints day, we glowed in the dark bc of questionable mysterious substances - we knew it - and liked it, feat areola grand nd bad bunny 

attempt numero uno at gucci guilty:
 

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She can't even be bothered removing makeup that was applied on a different continent, never mind releasing an album. 

He is all of us and the cigarette is NFR
 
https://twitter.com/mayjailerz/status/1148368039945150466

I can't stand this puta

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She can't even be bothered removing makeup that was applied on a different continent, never mind releasing an album. 

He is all of us and the cigarette is NFR
 
https://twitter.com/mayjailerz/status/1148368039945150466

She can't even be bothered removing makeup that was applied on a different continent, never mind releasing an album.