Nightmare

When Gold Diggin Love leaks and I can fully retire my Stan card 

The way her voice in the spotify artist message is pitched I'm tired of this!.

Hi it's #1 Melanie Hate Club President Leader here.

Just though you all should know that she got the last laugh.
 
Because I hardly use Spotify, and I used it to hate-listen to Portals a few times so I could be an Educated Hater, she's now my top artist for this year according to all of the stats that dumb gays base their whole personalities off of for the next 3 weeks.

I've been shamed by my own tomfoolery.

'Tis the season, y'all
(BTW, this Gingerbread Man is my sleep paralysis demon)

I'm dying at this interview lmao:
 
XCX: [...] I call the paparazzi on myself. I know I do that. [...] When I stay at the Bowery Hotel in New York, I say to my boyfriend, “When we are leaving, don’t talk to me because I can’t be mid-talk in a photo.” [...] I’m looking down with glasses on. I’m like, “Let’s go.” 

Icon behavior.
 

someone on reddit posted "She was two hours late in Dallas.... I’m mad/sad and want a refund" and someone commented "Why are you upset?" and went on to justify themselves by saying she is setting the tone for the tour and this is what people should expect and enjoy from her...
 
when i tell you there are no words... 
 

 
 

2 hours late is too much wtf, why didn't anyone say anything there?
 
Y'all should bring tomatoes next time just in case.

Sky after cutting important wires backstage to cause "technical difficulties"

y'all are weird

if she has kids I wonder if she'll give them normal names or LA names... I can see her trolling and publicly announce her child's name as 'poppers' and keeping the real name secret

when is it ever your fault girl 

Oh Sky Fadreira....
Thirsting for 10 year old songs is crazy though. I'm just here for the tea. None of these songs are even that good besides Guardian

The singular Masochism merch option

an hour late, started over 4 or 5 songs, doesn't remember she performed there a bunch of times before, one merch item... "it was the best of everything i could have expected from sky" do you want a glass of her piss to wash down that pound of shit she just took in your mouth? like is it satire? damn ma all this time i thought it was her who was on drugs but it looks like her fans are smoking crack too, everyone's lost their minds 

I don't what some of you are on but 111's rants are hands down the most entertaining stuff among the usual leak pleadings, hopelessness and 2014 throwbacks  Giving energy and quality absolutely every time, the opposite of Miss Sky. They're now an integral part of the thread. You just cannot not expecting them when you come here. 
If in a week there's no Sky drag or a Pretty Dull mention, well, it's simply not the Sky Ferreira thread. 

her singing pretty dull because she doesn't have any more songs to sing anymore 

Leak pretty dull please we hate opening this thread

It’s not but also
it is lol like if you’re a touring artist, and you constantly have “sound issues”, that’s on you lol (the artist). Fix your shit/get new crew
i just think of the Beyoncé concert where someone got the lights wrong and she goes “somebody getting fired”

you know what let me still drag her ass
 
it was acceptable for the pitchfork 2019 performance... ok she had sound issues fine.
it was FINE again for the first show she did last year... it had been years since performed, WHATEVER.
but after a dozen shows she still can not sing to save her life? or fix these "sound issues"? that's what SOUNDCHECKS are for, but i can tell she don't show up for those because this can not be the result of someone practising and putting in the effort to make a high quality show. even her band is struggling at points. what does she do seriously? does she just give them all the songs to learn and shows up to the stage and expects it to go great? these shows are giving soundchecks with the amount of times she restarts a song or one of the band members is playing wrong or her vocals can't be heard (i bet her chain smoking ass hasn't trained or warmed up her voice in years)... people need to stop making excuses for this, y'all are paying money to go see this woman act an unprofessional fool on stage while putting on her moody victim mask being like "oooh this is the worst show i've ever done" well whose fault is that mary? has she ever said sorry or apologised for any of these messy ass shows?
 

 
#jailskyferreira

the entire ntmt except Kristine
the entire ghost ep except red lips
don't forget, guardian, pretty dull, downhill, voices carry and hands all over me

She's giving warmth and health 
 
 

her singing pretty dull because she doesn't have any more songs to sing anymore 

her singing pretty dull because she doesn't have any more songs to sing anymore 

her singing pretty dull because she doesn't have any more songs to sing anymore