rosemead ramada

I bet somewhere in Poland at this very moment there's a lady wearing Christmas socks listening to Candy Necklace
 
Polish sock lady, who are you, and why are you so lucky

that's from last year
apparently the tunnel has fires in it now and then, there were 2 in it last year

Apparently the tunnel under ocean boulevard had a fire
Which one of you did this
 

In case anyone needs a quick recap of why that merch is fake:
-the official merch has three dots after "did you know...", not an underscore "did you know _"
-the t-shirts come in black or white, not grey. (technically the t-shirt is listed as "natural" but come on)
-the image on the back of the hoodie isn't even the image shown on the store
-the product listings on the store clearly say the images are printed on. the fake stuff looks like it was applied by heat transfer
-the font in the quotation marks isn't right
-we have pictures of Lana wearing the black hoodie and it clearly matches the mock-ups on the webstore, not this fake crap
-the US store only sold the shirts and hoodies as a bundled "boxset", not individually, so why would she only have the clothes and not be showing off the box? or even the CD?
Edit: I don't know how I missed this but saw it in the comments.... the hoodie doesnt even have pocket on the front!

Apparently the tunnel under ocean boulevard had a fire
Which one of you did this
 

I bet somewhere in Poland at this very moment there's a lady wearing Christmas socks listening to Candy Necklace
 
Polish sock lady, who are you, and why are you so lucky

I bet somewhere in Poland at this very moment there's a lady wearing Christmas socks listening to Candy Necklace
 
Polish sock lady, who are you, and why are you so lucky

Apparently the tunnel under ocean boulevard had a fire
Which one of you did this
 

There's also 29 copies in the Spanish store, but I'm going to guess the shipping would be the same: https://universalmusiconline.es/collections/lana-del-rey/products/did-you-know-that-there-s-a-tunnel-under-ocean-blvd-cassette
I had to order mine from Canada to the US and even that's expensive, more for shipping than the actual cassette
I hope with how fast the cassettes sold out they take it as a sign to do a restock so you can get one!

ldrcloset lore proving entertaining on this fine sunday afternoon 

Holy jesus!! Lol - yeah I might make do with the others 😂 thanks so much for your reply.
 
I was 2 sec away from ordering the UK bundle until it sold out - I should know better by now! 

In case anyone needs a quick recap of why that merch is fake:
-the official merch has three dots after "did you know...", not an underscore "did you know _"
-the t-shirts come in black or white, not grey. (technically the t-shirt is listed as "natural" but come on)
-the image on the back of the hoodie isn't even the image shown on the store
-the product listings on the store clearly say the images are printed on. the fake stuff looks like it was applied by heat transfer
-the font in the quotation marks isn't right
-we have pictures of Lana wearing the black hoodie and it clearly matches the mock-ups on the webstore, not this fake crap
-the US store only sold the shirts and hoodies as a bundled "boxset", not individually, so why would she only have the clothes and not be showing off the box? or even the CD?
Edit: I don't know how I missed this but saw it in the comments.... the hoodie doesnt even have pocket on the front!

The French store has 12 copies left, Idk whether they ship to Australia though... or how your French is
https://shopfr.lanadelrey.com/products/did-you-know-that-theres-a-tunnel-under-ocean-blvd-cassette
Edit: they do ship to Australia but it's €30,78 for shipping, or €42.77 total

Are your timestamps right? That's when she's singing "i'm invisible look how you hold me"

Apparently the tunnel under ocean boulevard had a fire
Which one of you did this
 

Apparently the tunnel under ocean boulevard had a fire
Which one of you did this
 

In case anyone needs a quick recap of why that merch is fake:
-the official merch has three dots after "did you know...", not an underscore "did you know _"
-the t-shirts come in black or white, not grey. (technically the t-shirt is listed as "natural" but come on)
-the image on the back of the hoodie isn't even the image shown on the store
-the product listings on the store clearly say the images are printed on. the fake stuff looks like it was applied by heat transfer
-the font in the quotation marks isn't right
-we have pictures of Lana wearing the black hoodie and it clearly matches the mock-ups on the webstore, not this fake crap
-the US store only sold the shirts and hoodies as a bundled "boxset", not individually, so why would she only have the clothes and not be showing off the box? or even the CD?
Edit: I don't know how I missed this but saw it in the comments.... the hoodie doesnt even have pocket on the front!

Apparently the tunnel under ocean boulevard had a fire
Which one of you did this
 

i just watched her story i'm dying laughing everybody needs to expose her in the comment section 

it’s giving aliexpress…

In case anyone needs a quick recap of why that merch is fake:
-the official merch has three dots after "did you know...", not an underscore "did you know _"
-the t-shirts come in black or white, not grey. (technically the t-shirt is listed as "natural" but come on)
-the image on the back of the hoodie isn't even the image shown on the store
-the product listings on the store clearly say the images are printed on. the fake stuff looks like it was applied by heat transfer
-the font in the quotation marks isn't right
-we have pictures of Lana wearing the black hoodie and it clearly matches the mock-ups on the webstore, not this fake crap
-the US store only sold the shirts and hoodies as a bundled "boxset", not individually, so why would she only have the clothes and not be showing off the box? or even the CD?
Edit: I don't know how I missed this but saw it in the comments.... the hoodie doesnt even have pocket on the front!

In case anyone needs a quick recap of why that merch is fake:
-the official merch has three dots after "did you know...", not an underscore "did you know _"
-the t-shirts come in black or white, not grey. (technically the t-shirt is listed as "natural" but come on)
-the image on the back of the hoodie isn't even the image shown on the store
-the product listings on the store clearly say the images are printed on. the fake stuff looks like it was applied by heat transfer
-the font in the quotation marks isn't right
-we have pictures of Lana wearing the black hoodie and it clearly matches the mock-ups on the webstore, not this fake crap
-the US store only sold the shirts and hoodies as a bundled "boxset", not individually, so why would she only have the clothes and not be showing off the box? or even the CD?
Edit: I don't know how I missed this but saw it in the comments.... the hoodie doesnt even have pocket on the front!

In case anyone needs a quick recap of why that merch is fake:
-the official merch has three dots after "did you know...", not an underscore "did you know _"
-the t-shirts come in black or white, not grey. (technically the t-shirt is listed as "natural" but come on)
-the image on the back of the hoodie isn't even the image shown on the store
-the product listings on the store clearly say the images are printed on. the fake stuff looks like it was applied by heat transfer
-the font in the quotation marks isn't right
-we have pictures of Lana wearing the black hoodie and it clearly matches the mock-ups on the webstore, not this fake crap
-the US store only sold the shirts and hoodies as a bundled "boxset", not individually, so why would she only have the clothes and not be showing off the box? or even the CD?
Edit: I don't know how I missed this but saw it in the comments.... the hoodie doesnt even have pocket on the front!

there's no way it's hacked... she has videos posted in her stories
the more I think about it, the weirder it is that she did this
 
And she says she's going to do giveaways?! Um what? Is she planning on doing a giveaway of her fake merch to people who think it's real? That's..... um.....

that's from last year
apparently the tunnel has fires in it now and then, there were 2 in it last year