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A true stan can withstand these things
My heart can beat with super8 cameras and oranges
My ULTRAVIOLENCE could mean anything

I think she might be combining people named jim/jimmy. The parts about it being a ~rough relationship~ = Jimmy Gnecco, the cult leader line = The AA guy, and the fact that Jim Jones is a famous cult leader = Icing on the cake. Everything she writes is personal, but that doesn't mean that she speaks straightforwardly about one situation for an entire song every time. All writers combine experiences and situations to create songs or stories.

This probably means she and Interscope already know it'll be a flop single, which is fine. Save the budget for Money Power Glory 

I thought West Coast and Shades were Zzzz level, so I'm still optimistic about this just on account of it being different from those. She's obviously going with the early 70's cult thing here so at least it might have a proper storyline

That's enough

So this would be a Black Beauty-esque Rick Rubin album if Lana was a more pun(k)tucal lady??
 
UV is perfect as is, but I don't want her to work with Dan as a producer again. You know how all Black Keys songs sound the same? (Like reject White Stripes songs) I don't need that for Lanz 

It would explain a lot, but honestly she's probably just putting some sauce on a weird cult she spent hours reading about online as a teenager and got into. Lizzy Del Grant probably did not live in some weird commune with other teenage girls and a big charismatic "daddy" figure.
 
Do you know what UV is? a 60's/70's throwback album. Do you know what was a "thing" then? Being in a cult. She's the best fanfiction writer tho. 

A mess.

This interview is so good. She's happy and casual and honest and YES at her talking about FMWUTTT

Really? All the lana tumblr stans I run into are too busy photoshopping the lyrics to cola onto their selfies to even form an opinion.

It would explain a lot, but honestly she's probably just putting some sauce on a weird cult she spent hours reading about online as a teenager and got into. Lizzy Del Grant probably did not live in some weird commune with other teenage girls and a big charismatic "daddy" figure.
 
Do you know what UV is? a 60's/70's throwback album. Do you know what was a "thing" then? Being in a cult. She's the best fanfiction writer tho. 

Wow I really like this actually. I'll be looking into her music(1929732 years late apparently), thanks evil!

Brooklyn Baby is a great song, but it would be disastrous for her if she really is bothered by all that "she's so fake" stuff people say. Hardly anyone would take it sarcastically and she would be torn apart. Cruel World is a 7 minute classic rock song, and the demographic of the radio stations that would even play it are not interested in her in any other capacity, except maybe as a groupie biker chick in their fantasies. Half of Old Money's royalties belong to someone else, and it's too slow and boring so that would be a waste. If they could fix FMWUTTT somehow it could work, but they probably can't.
 
Money Power Glory is the best chance they have at a radio hit if they remix it. "Dope and diamonds that's all I want" is really singable, but I'd save it for november/december if I were Interscope.

Generic pop music and EDM are on their way out tbh. Everyone's going alternative again. Lana could become on of the shape-shifting artists of this new "indie era", if her label would have more faith in her. (It's Gaga's and Katy's label though...they probably still think that bubblegum pop and generic EDM music is going to sell better than Alternative and "hipster" music) This is basically what happened 15-20 years ago when everyone was getting tired of 80's synth-pop and shit. Indie, Rock, Ambient, Trap and experimental RnB are where the gold lies in the next few years, mark my words.

St. Tropez, Driving in Cars With Boys, and Serial Killer deserve this album.

Florida Kilos will ascend it's bonus track status as soon as Spring Breakers 2 needs a song.

LMAO WHAT AN AWFUL IDEA. I love this song but no one is going to play it, it's depressing, and there's going to be backlash. FLORIDA KILOS WAS RIGHT THERE GIRL. What does that song even exist for if not to be a late summer single? Brooklyn Baby even. Money Power Glory is going to be the winter single if they have any sense so I see why they didn't do that but..

I'll say this, as an extreme introvert, a sensitive person, and a creative type, and frankly kind of a selfish asshole: All that tortured artist shit goes out the window in the real world. Save it for the studio, save it for your journal, save it for your canvas, because nobody gives a fuck about your emotional needs outside of those places. It hurts, and it's hard, and you won't make friends with everybody, but you won't win. Lana should know this by now, and honestly, if she doesn't, she needs better handlers who do. It's nice to say "she's not cut out for this" but she wanted this kind of fame, did she not?
 
You can't be on Kimye wedding levels of fame and screw up half of your press. Even Kanye can get through an interview unscathed once in a while. I really feel for her, but how many times can we blame the journalists for doing their job too throughly?

Your entire country is harassing you for proof of Lana's age?
 
She's really made it guys!
 
Here's her voter registration info. Nothing creepy about it! 
http://lanaboards.com/index.php?/topic/376-lana%E2%80%99s-fib-about-her-age-some-thoughts/page-2&do=findComment&comment=103972

I'll say this, as an extreme introvert, a sensitive person, and a creative type, and frankly kind of a selfish asshole: All that tortured artist shit goes out the window in the real world. Save it for the studio, save it for your journal, save it for your canvas, because nobody gives a fuck about your emotional needs outside of those places. It hurts, and it's hard, and you won't make friends with everybody, but you won't win. Lana should know this by now, and honestly, if she doesn't, she needs better handlers who do. It's nice to say "she's not cut out for this" but she wanted this kind of fame, did she not?
 
You can't be on Kimye wedding levels of fame and screw up half of your press. Even Kanye can get through an interview unscathed once in a while. I really feel for her, but how many times can we blame the journalists for doing their job too throughly?

So this would be a Black Beauty-esque Rick Rubin album if Lana was a more pun(k)tucal lady??
 
UV is perfect as is, but I don't want her to work with Dan as a producer again. You know how all Black Keys songs sound the same? (Like reject White Stripes songs) I don't need that for Lanz 

I'll say this, as an extreme introvert, a sensitive person, and a creative type, and frankly kind of a selfish asshole: All that tortured artist shit goes out the window in the real world. Save it for the studio, save it for your journal, save it for your canvas, because nobody gives a fuck about your emotional needs outside of those places. It hurts, and it's hard, and you won't make friends with everybody, but you won't win. Lana should know this by now, and honestly, if she doesn't, she needs better handlers who do. It's nice to say "she's not cut out for this" but she wanted this kind of fame, did she not?
 
You can't be on Kimye wedding levels of fame and screw up half of your press. Even Kanye can get through an interview unscathed once in a while. I really feel for her, but how many times can we blame the journalists for doing their job too throughly?

I'll say this, as an extreme introvert, a sensitive person, and a creative type, and frankly kind of a selfish asshole: All that tortured artist shit goes out the window in the real world. Save it for the studio, save it for your journal, save it for your canvas, because nobody gives a fuck about your emotional needs outside of those places. It hurts, and it's hard, and you won't make friends with everybody, but you won't win. Lana should know this by now, and honestly, if she doesn't, she needs better handlers who do. It's nice to say "she's not cut out for this" but she wanted this kind of fame, did she not?
 
You can't be on Kimye wedding levels of fame and screw up half of your press. Even Kanye can get through an interview unscathed once in a while. I really feel for her, but how many times can we blame the journalists for doing their job too throughly?