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"I might turn it into something more ‘Southern gothic,’ like it was meant to be from the start, and less country.” WE WON! Bayou Witch album incoming Lovely interview, although calling Jeremy a "nature guide" is some seriously euphemistic phrasing

No telling when or if we’ll see her actual wedding photos, but she filled her lips and put on a designer wedding gown for us so that’s ok!

All her friends' dresses are gorgeous! Annie's makeup feels like a lot for a casual outdoor morning wedding, but I guess this wedding is L.A. (as in Los Angeles) glamour meets LA (as in Louisiana) swamp, so do what you feel

I don't think it's "meadow," I think it's a place name... down in Laredo (?) and something New York (??), or something along those lines. It's peak Lana mumble though.

I honestly think Lana told us everything we need to know in the iconic Ride monologue; she "seeks safety in other people" so she likely chose Jeremy bc he makes her feel safe and/or like he can be her home. She has had liberal politics while living in California and influenced by her friends there, but she has "a chameleon soul, no moral compass pointing due north, no fixed personality" so she's leaning more conservative now bc of being in Louisiana and with Jeremy. This is her Southern Gothic era and she's all about it right now, but who knows who she'll be next? Honestly if I were Jeremy, I'd be really scared bc she has always matched her man to whatever phase she's in (she was all about Sean in her Americana prairie phase, etc) but the phases change every couple of years.

“The one and only”? Right. “I’ve loved every boy I’ve ever dated” says hi Unless she means the one and only right NOW, which… you got married 5 minutes ago so I would hope so???

Swamp Moms in Confederate Thongs sounds like an album

Oh, wow, a Lana album about motherhood would be epic... Cherry Blossom makes me fucking cry every time; imagine a whole album with that energy? When you're scared, I'll be right here You feel afraid, mommy is there And if she ever did get divorced (not saying I wish for that, just IF), the lyrical shade would be lethal. You're as pretty as a postcard No thanks to your old man

Even though it's almost certainly just tabloid nonsense, the "crystals" comment is so very Lana I can't even

Well, he is a redneck. I don't mean that as an insult; he just literally is. So it would be more surprising if he weren't a Trump supporter, as that's the norm in the rural South. I bet his family and friends are shocked he's marrying a Los Angeles celebrity, pretty much the most liberal people in the US. They are from polar opposite worlds, so they must feel it's worth it. Maybe they don't talk about politics. Maybe they agree to disagree. Maybe they talk about it a lot, and they have found common ground. She's been so private about him that she clearly doesn't want to share anything publicly, perhaps bc of exactly the kind of criticism we're seeing here.

I wonder if she played "Nature Boy" before her recent shows as a lil shout-out to him? That's really cute if so. The greatest thing you'll ever learn...is just to love, and be loved in return

I want her to do a cover of Blue Bayou. And I want someone to make a supercut of all the images of her in wedding gowns from concerts and videos and magazines, finishing with her in her actual wedding gown. Maybe set it to Say Yes to Heaven. (and if the marriage implodes at some point, set it to Fine China instead but I still want to see it)

I’m picturing the Lasso cover recreating Tori Amos’ cover for Boys for Pele, but she’s in her wedding dress. I’m low key obsessed now. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boys_for_Pele

Gettin’ wed in the bayou, bayou Step softly in terrain…

I wonder if she walked down the aisle to "See you l8r alligator" I'm kidding. Her dress is iconic though. It's this one: https://www.cinq.la/therivergown The designer's gowns are described as "a unique progressive nostalgia combining vintage silhouettes with modern details." That is the most Lana-coded thing I have ever heard! We all know she's wanted a wedding and a baby for quite awhile now. I hope she has Clementine Dufrene-Grant when she is ready and all her dreams come true.