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Both would likely lose. As will Biden, and pretty much any Democrat that replaces him at this point. Michelle does have the slightly better chance though.

They might as well hand him the keys to the White House today the election is over.

that’s kinda the definition of click bait. Not incorrect, but missing important context 💀

This thread title is written like (fuck the) NY Post click bait

He was already winning the election but now it’s pretty much guaranteed

I think it was a BB gun? No one gets shot in the ear with an actual gun and walks it off smiling and giving a thumbs up. Edit: was definitely not a BB gun, a bystander died. RIP.

Her street style sort of fascinates me. Even though she's a billionaire, you'll never see her carrying something like an Hermes Birkin or wearing a Rolex (or any expensive watch, ever, really). I think a lot of it is curated to look "under the radar" and attainable (plus, she mixes in pieces from Urban Outfitter or Free People, which are not very expensive) + she does come from an Old Money family, so I guess some of her lowkey-ness is built in.

LBFFR = let’s be fucking for real 💀

LBFFR, any rework would = a stripped down piano version (like Thunder, which is still good, but not as good as the demo).

The vocal layering and harmonies on The Alchemy scratch such an itch in my brain.

This thread is getting slightly ridiculous…she released a mid-song with a POS producer, but based on the reviews and sentiment here you’d think she violated the Geneva Convention I’m sure there will be bops on the album.

Echo is probably my favorite on the album. I think this album is a really interesting concept album. The acoustics, and the fact that it was recorded on analog tapes, make it a really cool piece in her discography. I don’t think it’ll be an instant classic, the way Immunity is, but I think this will be an important album in her artistic growth. It’s very well executed.

now that would’ve been a better pick than The Manuscript, and would’ve still fit the theme.

I don’t want to spend too much time on it because tastes will always differ, but imo Sabrina can get away with it because she’s self-aware in her own cringe - to where’s she’s lauded for being “so unserious” whereas what Katy is doing feels very serious and it feels like she’s not in on the joke. Hence, the song feeling cringe.

laughing at her revealing The Bolter The Black Dog The Albatross And then, the lights dim at the eras show and she goes: “I’m elated to announce imgonnagetyouback variant” Also the Toe stans would’ve thought it’s a Joe Alwyn song at that point and it would’ve been a giant mess for weeks lol.

I don’t find LFL very mainstream, outside of Love and the title track tbh. I want an album full of Heroin, Get Free, TNC (demo), and 13 Beaches

Ok well then she needs to drop another QFTC so that doesn’t happen

I don’t like the song but didn’t Bitchfork literally go bankrupt? Why won’t they die already.

Why are you celebrating this outstreaming some of her best songs

Obsessed with the glasses

Everyone saying this is "her brand", but I disagree. Yes, simple pop lyrics were always her thing, but they were once very clever. Wide Awake, Pearl, Teenage Dream, Unconditionally, Roar - all while simple weren't basic, which I feel this verges on. I think the main problem is that if the melody was catchy enough, it could make up for it, but the way she just sort of speak-sings the verses ruins it. I think the album as a whole already sounds better than Smile, and it does feel like a proper Katy Perry era (as opposed to even Witness), but I am not sure if this single choice was the right direction. She can't really afford a stumble.

Kinda sounds like a Chromatica demo tbh…

This hurts bc Lasso would probably out stream it

I literally never said someone is a horrible person for listening to the song nor was I outraged that people would be listening to the song 💀 I don’t know how we got from “it’s ok to have discussions around Dr. Luke” to “I hOpE yOu aREn’T tYpiNG tHiS oN an ipHoNe”