Lindsay Lohan

The trio of singles: Blue Banisters / Text Book / Wildflower
 
I listened to them a total of one time each and never again till the album was released... Genuinely thought they were the worst songs of her career.
 
I still think Text Book is a god awful song. BB is just okay. Wildflower is the best out of the trio but the verses are still not it to me...
 
Long story short BB is the worst album ever made
 
 
Pop excellence... instantly gagged when I heard it

CRYINGGGG this is literally what happened
 
 
I feel like those photos pretty much prove it's not actually Lana's dress, so I wouldn't recommended anyone even consider bidding. 
IMO the auction house deserves lashings for not instantly putting this dress on pause to investigate it... 

The trio of singles: Blue Banisters / Text Book / Wildflower
 
I listened to them a total of one time each and never again till the album was released... Genuinely thought they were the worst songs of her career.
 
I still think Text Book is a god awful song. BB is just okay. Wildflower is the best out of the trio but the verses are still not it to me...
 
Long story short BB is the worst album ever made
 
 
Pop excellence... instantly gagged when I heard it

This thread is so funny to assume people were actively looking for "chibi/kawaii character torture" maybe you're just a freak idk

Furry Fucking Convention 
 
Goddamn, fur-child
You fluffed me so good I almost said I love you
You're fun and you're feral
But you don't know half of the shit you put me through
Your kibble is bad and you blame the vet
But I can't change that, I can't change your mood
 
'Cause you're just a furry
It's just what you do
Your snout in your paws
As you color me blue
Yeah, you're just a furry
All through and through
Your snout in your paws
As you color me blue
Blue, blue, blue
 
Goddamn, fur-child
You act like a pup even though you stand six foot two
Self-loathing animal, resident fur convention know-it-all
You talk to your fur-suit when the convention gets bored of you
But I don't get bored, I just smell it through
Why wait for the heat when I could have you? You?
 
'Cause you're just a furry
It's just what you do
Your snout in your paws
As you color me blue
Yeah, you're just a furry
All through and through
Your snout in your paws
As you color me blue
Blue, blue, blue
 

The trio of singles: Blue Banisters / Text Book / Wildflower
 
I listened to them a total of one time each and never again till the album was released... Genuinely thought they were the worst songs of her career.
 
I still think Text Book is a god awful song. BB is just okay. Wildflower is the best out of the trio but the verses are still not it to me...
 
Long story short BB is the worst album ever made
 
 
Pop excellence... instantly gagged when I heard it

This thread is so funny to assume people were actively looking for "chibi/kawaii character torture" maybe you're just a freak idk

This thread is so funny to assume people were actively looking for "chibi/kawaii character torture" maybe you're just a freak idk

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Furry Fucking Convention 
 
Goddamn, fur-child
You fluffed me so good I almost said I love you
You're fun and you're feral
But you don't know half of the shit you put me through
Your kibble is bad and you blame the vet
But I can't change that, I can't change your mood
 
'Cause you're just a furry
It's just what you do
Your snout in your paws
As you color me blue
Yeah, you're just a furry
All through and through
Your snout in your paws
As you color me blue
Blue, blue, blue
 
Goddamn, fur-child
You act like a pup even though you stand six foot two
Self-loathing animal, resident fur convention know-it-all
You talk to your fur-suit when the convention gets bored of you
But I don't get bored, I just smell it through
Why wait for the heat when I could have you? You?
 
'Cause you're just a furry
It's just what you do
Your snout in your paws
As you color me blue
Yeah, you're just a furry
All through and through
Your snout in your paws
As you color me blue
Blue, blue, blue
 

Furry Fucking Convention 
 
Goddamn, fur-child
You fluffed me so good I almost said I love you
You're fun and you're feral
But you don't know half of the shit you put me through
Your kibble is bad and you blame the vet
But I can't change that, I can't change your mood
 
'Cause you're just a furry
It's just what you do
Your snout in your paws
As you color me blue
Yeah, you're just a furry
All through and through
Your snout in your paws
As you color me blue
Blue, blue, blue
 
Goddamn, fur-child
You act like a pup even though you stand six foot two
Self-loathing animal, resident fur convention know-it-all
You talk to your fur-suit when the convention gets bored of you
But I don't get bored, I just smell it through
Why wait for the heat when I could have you? You?
 
'Cause you're just a furry
It's just what you do
Your snout in your paws
As you color me blue
Yeah, you're just a furry
All through and through
Your snout in your paws
As you color me blue
Blue, blue, blue
 

Furry Fucking Convention 
 
Goddamn, fur-child
You fluffed me so good I almost said I love you
You're fun and you're feral
But you don't know half of the shit you put me through
Your kibble is bad and you blame the vet
But I can't change that, I can't change your mood
 
'Cause you're just a furry
It's just what you do
Your snout in your paws
As you color me blue
Yeah, you're just a furry
All through and through
Your snout in your paws
As you color me blue
Blue, blue, blue
 
Goddamn, fur-child
You act like a pup even though you stand six foot two
Self-loathing animal, resident fur convention know-it-all
You talk to your fur-suit when the convention gets bored of you
But I don't get bored, I just smell it through
Why wait for the heat when I could have you? You?
 
'Cause you're just a furry
It's just what you do
Your snout in your paws
As you color me blue
Yeah, you're just a furry
All through and through
Your snout in your paws
As you color me blue
Blue, blue, blue
 

Furry Fucking Convention 
 
Goddamn, fur-child
You fluffed me so good I almost said I love you
You're fun and you're feral
But you don't know half of the shit you put me through
Your kibble is bad and you blame the vet
But I can't change that, I can't change your mood
 
'Cause you're just a furry
It's just what you do
Your snout in your paws
As you color me blue
Yeah, you're just a furry
All through and through
Your snout in your paws
As you color me blue
Blue, blue, blue
 
Goddamn, fur-child
You act like a pup even though you stand six foot two
Self-loathing animal, resident fur convention know-it-all
You talk to your fur-suit when the convention gets bored of you
But I don't get bored, I just smell it through
Why wait for the heat when I could have you? You?
 
'Cause you're just a furry
It's just what you do
Your snout in your paws
As you color me blue
Yeah, you're just a furry
All through and through
Your snout in your paws
As you color me blue
Blue, blue, blue
 

Furry Fucking Convention 
 
Goddamn, fur-child
You fluffed me so good I almost said I love you
You're fun and you're feral
But you don't know half of the shit you put me through
Your kibble is bad and you blame the vet
But I can't change that, I can't change your mood
 
'Cause you're just a furry
It's just what you do
Your snout in your paws
As you color me blue
Yeah, you're just a furry
All through and through
Your snout in your paws
As you color me blue
Blue, blue, blue
 
Goddamn, fur-child
You act like a pup even though you stand six foot two
Self-loathing animal, resident fur convention know-it-all
You talk to your fur-suit when the convention gets bored of you
But I don't get bored, I just smell it through
Why wait for the heat when I could have you? You?
 
'Cause you're just a furry
It's just what you do
Your snout in your paws
As you color me blue
Yeah, you're just a furry
All through and through
Your snout in your paws
As you color me blue
Blue, blue, blue
 

This thread is so funny to assume people were actively looking for "chibi/kawaii character torture" maybe you're just a freak idk

Furry Fucking Convention 
 
Goddamn, fur-child
You fluffed me so good I almost said I love you
You're fun and you're feral
But you don't know half of the shit you put me through
Your kibble is bad and you blame the vet
But I can't change that, I can't change your mood
 
'Cause you're just a furry
It's just what you do
Your snout in your paws
As you color me blue
Yeah, you're just a furry
All through and through
Your snout in your paws
As you color me blue
Blue, blue, blue
 
Goddamn, fur-child
You act like a pup even though you stand six foot two
Self-loathing animal, resident fur convention know-it-all
You talk to your fur-suit when the convention gets bored of you
But I don't get bored, I just smell it through
Why wait for the heat when I could have you? You?
 
'Cause you're just a furry
It's just what you do
Your snout in your paws
As you color me blue
Yeah, you're just a furry
All through and through
Your snout in your paws
As you color me blue
Blue, blue, blue
 

Furry Fucking Convention 
 
Goddamn, fur-child
You fluffed me so good I almost said I love you
You're fun and you're feral
But you don't know half of the shit you put me through
Your kibble is bad and you blame the vet
But I can't change that, I can't change your mood
 
'Cause you're just a furry
It's just what you do
Your snout in your paws
As you color me blue
Yeah, you're just a furry
All through and through
Your snout in your paws
As you color me blue
Blue, blue, blue
 
Goddamn, fur-child
You act like a pup even though you stand six foot two
Self-loathing animal, resident fur convention know-it-all
You talk to your fur-suit when the convention gets bored of you
But I don't get bored, I just smell it through
Why wait for the heat when I could have you? You?
 
'Cause you're just a furry
It's just what you do
Your snout in your paws
As you color me blue
Yeah, you're just a furry
All through and through
Your snout in your paws
As you color me blue
Blue, blue, blue
 

CRYINGGGG this is literally what happened
 
 
I feel like those photos pretty much prove it's not actually Lana's dress, so I wouldn't recommended anyone even consider bidding. 
IMO the auction house deserves lashings for not instantly putting this dress on pause to investigate it... 

Wait… brilliant  Us Elles take our fashion very seriously!! & perhaps I should begin my lawyer journey after all xx
 
No, as far as I know, none of my ~150 pieces have actually been worn by Lana. Unless somehow she ever donated/sold her clothes and they eventually made their way into my hands, they’ve all just been identical matches. But I have clothes spanning all the way back to the Lizzy days, so who knows! I would love for her to do another pop-up like that again though and I’d be there in a heartbeat. It’s definitely a bucket list wish of mine to own a piece she’s actually worn. Even though I have a massive LDR collection in general, the clothes are my favourite thing to collect because I can actually wear them rather than having them sit on a shelf lol. My natural style anyway is pretty dresses (I don’t own a single pair of pants, I’m not kidding) and the dresses Lana has worn are gorgeous, so it makes it even more special and sensical for me to collect them! x
 
 

I must admit, I am a bit disappointed they didn’t delay the auction until after confirming the authenticity. I’m just hoping no one bids or it’s able to be pulled in time before the auction ends if it does turn out to be a fake. They do state in their terms though that they provide limited guarantees for authenticity, so I assume if a winning bidder determines an item is inauthentic after the sale that they’d be able to return the item and have their purchase refunded. Still no follow-up from them yet as I assume they’re still trying to get ahold of the consignor and reauthenticate, but will let you all know as soon as I hear something x

CRYINGGGG this is literally what happened
 
 
I feel like those photos pretty much prove it's not actually Lana's dress, so I wouldn't recommended anyone even consider bidding. 
IMO the auction house deserves lashings for not instantly putting this dress on pause to investigate it... 

This thread is so funny to assume people were actively looking for "chibi/kawaii character torture" maybe you're just a freak idk

This thread is so funny to assume people were actively looking for "chibi/kawaii character torture" maybe you're just a freak idk

HELLO?????!!?
 
I saw that exact thing with the collar and I just thought it might have just been a weird angle cause why would a site auctioning off Elvis Presley items have a fake dress on the site...
I also couldn't find any photo of the dress from the pop up shop  Will add it to the thread title

This thread is so funny to assume people were actively looking for "chibi/kawaii character torture" maybe you're just a freak idk