Lindsay Lohan

I seriously hope this whole album was reworked including this song... The world has advanced past the need for acoustic/folk Lana Del Rey music

Yes such a good point thanks for bringing it up

I seriously hope this whole album was reworked including this song... The world has advanced past the need for acoustic/folk Lana Del Rey music

I seriously hope this whole album was reworked including this song... The world has advanced past the need for acoustic/folk Lana Del Rey music

I seriously hope this whole album was reworked including this song... The world has advanced past the need for acoustic/folk Lana Del Rey music

I seriously hope this whole album was reworked including this song... The world has advanced past the need for acoustic/folk Lana Del Rey music

I seriously hope this whole album was reworked including this song... The world has advanced past the need for acoustic/folk Lana Del Rey music

I seriously hope this whole album was reworked including this song... The world has advanced past the need for acoustic/folk Lana Del Rey music

I seriously hope this whole album was reworked including this song... The world has advanced past the need for acoustic/folk Lana Del Rey music

I seriously hope this whole album was reworked including this song... The world has advanced past the need for acoustic/folk Lana Del Rey music

This would actually be a giga slay serveratron 3000 cause she's never done that before... 

I made the mikey / rob theory hehe i'm just throwing out possiblities 
 
My main issue with it happening in early 2008 is that she was still in school and she just got a record deal, I don't really see why she would go to to Alabama suddenly especially right after she got permission to do half her classes online... it just seems off to me... She was also dating Reeve during that time. I think it's possible she coud have took a trip to Alabama in 2008? But that couldn't be for longer than a month because we have proof of her in New York City every month in 2008 minus those 3 months (Feb, Mar, Apr) but she was in her final year of university, I just can't see her leaving for 2 months during her final year to be in Alabama

This is also what I was thinking too, but I believe this whole thing would have happened sometime in 2005/2006 (I don't think 2008 makes sense for her or that her myspace is entirely accurate)
 
If I had to guess what when out in a timeline I would do something like:
 
Late-2005: Lizzy meets Bill and they start dating + Bill introduces Lizzy to Jim (his friend)
Feb-Mar 2006: Lizzy goes to Alabama/Mississippi with Bill + creates her myspace under may jailer
Apr 2006: Lizzy breaks up with Bill and goes back to NYC to become a singer
Sometime in 2006: Lizzy starts dating Jim (I imagine it would have been on and off for the next 2 years)
Early 2007: Bill returns from Alabama and it gets awkward birthing the song Get Drunk but they all remain friends
Early 2007: Lizzy breaks up with Jim and instantly starts seeing Steven Mertens 
Mid 2007: Lizzy breaks up with Steven and moves into her own trailer in New Jersey but still friends with Bill & Jim & Steven
 
All hypothetically but this is what makes the most sense to me

Wait......
 
Ruby Tuesdays or Mobile
I love you then and I always will
I love your ultraviolence, I love your ultraviolence
 
Lana could be lying out of her teeth for fun like how she used to tell people she was born in a trailer in Alabama and raised by her grandma but I will ignore that for the sake of the lore

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I've heard (from what I remember):
 
West Coast (Restaurant) 
Terrence Loves You (Mall)
Summertime Sadness (Radio)
Don't Call Me Angel (Cinema)
For K. Pt 2 (Radio)
 

No. They very much are wrong and have been harassing me for a hot sec.
 
SO bored of being singled-out on this site for doing the same things that everyone else does... keep in mind I was not first to post about it and only saw it because a TikTok (which had over 70k likes on it) was talking about the blind item... but of course it's my fault just because it is!!! Not like there were not several pages of people discussing it on this site either or anything! 
 
Sometimes you just have to return the energy these stupid miserable freaks give off and tell them to just SHUT THE FUCK UP !!!
 
To the mods, please forgive my wicked tongue. 

No. They very much are wrong and have been harassing me for a hot sec.
 
SO bored of being singled-out on this site for doing the same things that everyone else does... keep in mind I was not first to post about it and only saw it because a TikTok (which had over 70k likes on it) was talking about the blind item... but of course it's my fault just because it is!!! Not like there were not several pages of people discussing it on this site either or anything! 
 
Sometimes you just have to return the energy these stupid miserable freaks give off and tell them to just SHUT THE FUCK UP !!!
 
To the mods, please forgive my wicked tongue. 

i honestly had know clue what a "blind item" was referring to until today and i got into this thread thinking lana was upset about those little mystery toy bags 

No. They very much are wrong and have been harassing me for a hot sec.
 
SO bored of being singled-out on this site for doing the same things that everyone else does... keep in mind I was not first to post about it and only saw it because a TikTok (which had over 70k likes on it) was talking about the blind item... but of course it's my fault just because it is!!! Not like there were not several pages of people discussing it on this site either or anything! 
 
Sometimes you just have to return the energy these stupid miserable freaks give off and tell them to just SHUT THE FUCK UP !!!
 
To the mods, please forgive my wicked tongue. 

No. They very much are wrong and have been harassing me for a hot sec.
 
SO bored of being singled-out on this site for doing the same things that everyone else does... keep in mind I was not first to post about it and only saw it because a TikTok (which had over 70k likes on it) was talking about the blind item... but of course it's my fault just because it is!!! Not like there were not several pages of people discussing it on this site either or anything! 
 
Sometimes you just have to return the energy these stupid miserable freaks give off and tell them to just SHUT THE FUCK UP !!!
 
To the mods, please forgive my wicked tongue. 

This is so funny bc I saw the blind item on TikTok with like 90k likes but yall are calling out Honeymouns post that couldn’t even scrape past 4k. It’s not like he ran it front page of the NYT. 
 
Blinds are stupid though. Anyone who believes them should be tested for brain worms. 

No. They very much are wrong and have been harassing me for a hot sec.
 
SO bored of being singled-out on this site for doing the same things that everyone else does... keep in mind I was not first to post about it and only saw it because a TikTok (which had over 70k likes on it) was talking about the blind item... but of course it's my fault just because it is!!! Not like there were not several pages of people discussing it on this site either or anything! 
 
Sometimes you just have to return the energy these stupid miserable freaks give off and tell them to just SHUT THE FUCK UP !!!
 
To the mods, please forgive my wicked tongue. 

No. They very much are wrong and have been harassing me for a hot sec.
 
SO bored of being singled-out on this site for doing the same things that everyone else does... keep in mind I was not first to post about it and only saw it because a TikTok (which had over 70k likes on it) was talking about the blind item... but of course it's my fault just because it is!!! Not like there were not several pages of people discussing it on this site either or anything! 
 
Sometimes you just have to return the energy these stupid miserable freaks give off and tell them to just SHUT THE FUCK UP !!!
 
To the mods, please forgive my wicked tongue. 

Shut the fuck up loser