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r/lanitas is crazy too. In place of corny posts there’s mostly psychotic, hateful speculation about Lana it’s soo….????  

I think they tweeted this before then did an april fool’s thing. They just recycle the lana tweets

I think they tweeted this before then did an april fool’s thing. They just recycle the lana tweets

I think they tweeted this before then did an april fool’s thing. They just recycle the lana tweets

I think they tweeted this before then did an april fool’s thing. They just recycle the lana tweets

I think they tweeted this before then did an april fool’s thing. They just recycle the lana tweets

Me? A skeptical, but my tarot cards say there’s hidden factors at play when it comes to her career now, and that her career moves are all going to be slow slow slow. This is my ugabuga blind item  So much mystery with her now that I think I’ll do a detailed 2025 reading for fun and post it here. 

i mean as much as ben & ed let her do what she wants because she is their moneymaker, if she came to them and said she was cancelling the tour because she wanted to be with her man... security 
 
that being said blind items are just gossip so i don’t think this is true lmao

If this rumor is true about her husband, I have a good feeling Lana is going to choose him over the tour, especially since the way she was talking about him. Makes me wonder how that'll affect the TRPWS rollout 

If this is true Lana is in a controlling relationship she needs to get out of, he knew who he was marrying…and Lana isn’t some local girl from the swamp…she’s an INTERNATIONAL super star.  
 
Honestly sometimes I think she needs relationship based psychological counselling, the men she chooses….girl. 

r/lanitas is crazy too. In place of corny posts there’s mostly psychotic, hateful speculation about Lana it’s soo….????  

Now where is that insider diva who spilled that we were gonna get big news March 10-16 

This era’s flower: Cattail
This era’s vehicle: The General Lee from The Dukes of Hazzard
This era’s color: Tawny xanthous
This era’s beef jerky flavor: Alligator
Album release date: February 30, 2025
 
I’ve also heard that Lana has found inspiration in roadkill and the guys from Duck Dynasty

I’m absolutely not making fun of their appearance but why the random photoooo lol 😭

This is very Honeymoon coded actually 

I get Religion vibes from this poem! Such a beautiful poem! 

herself from the perspective of a lover 

‘honey dripping from your thighs’?? lesbian confirmed 

no man deserves the line "honey dripping from your thighs" in fact no man deserves this poem at all

I need to know who she was writing about because imagine THE Lana Del Rey writing such a beautiful poem about you 
 
 
" you are who the morning gets up for
and you are
what makes the sun so tired
it has to lie down for the night" 
 
 

The lana subreddit is saying they’re “separating the art from the artist” now that she follows a “mommy influencer.” Like jesus fucking christ 😭
besides that being drastic, this isn’t the stereotypical family vlogger like Franke or all those other cases where they started social media JUST for posting their kids. aren’t these influencers who already were influencing and then had kids and started posting that too? 

There could be 100 people in a room and 99 believe the album is cancelled, but all it takes is the right person to stay 

not to necropost this thread but i would 100% agree i LOVE this song. everyone always the lyrics are so fucked, and they are, but that's kinda what i love about it.
"sicko, psycho, sicko, but he's my beau" is a genius lyric, i love that part of the song so much.

Ocean blvd’s anniversary, her husband’s birthday, the end of winter, exactly one month for stagecoach, and exactly two months for trpwst ARE all in the same week, so she better release henry on that week

I like to picture her sitting there every album release going ok, THIS TIME it’ll be different. the date i picked at random will be upheld, i WILL release this album on time, i will have timely single releases, the title will stay the same. I’m going to announce it all right now so they can hold me to my word  and then we all fall for it!