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Just kidding though. Judging from afar, it looks quite fun but still kitsch 
 
 

We all know she is going to post a picture of her girl gang. Probably Val sipping on a cocktail and waving with an U.S. flag. I will never understand why americans enjoy this pathos and kitsch, but yeah, have fun celebrating 
 
Anyway, why are so many acting so emotional? It‘s literally a music album, nothing serious. We will either have new music then or we won‘t. If it turns out that Lana gave us once again a fake date, then what? Life goes on.

At this point I’d take a “July 21st fam” tweet 

Well… now I kinda woud like to see it 

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We all know she is going to post a picture of her girl gang. Probably Val sipping on a cocktail and waving with an U.S. flag. I will never understand why americans enjoy this pathos and kitsch, but yeah, have fun celebrating 
 
Anyway, why are so many acting so emotional? It‘s literally a music album, nothing serious. We will either have new music then or we won‘t. If it turns out that Lana gave us once again a fake date, then what? Life goes on.

Just kidding though. Judging from afar, it looks quite fun but still kitsch 
 
 

don't forget liking a tweet that mentioned the album being released on july 4th  
 
i guess we can't really say for sure until it's actually july 4th, this could be a very lowkey release just like the three singles which she hardly acknowledged, we only knew about them because they were confirmed by eclipse a few days before, besides that, it was a suprise release which didn't really get any recognition from lana besides a vague instagram post which she later deleted, expect the unexpected, i guess  

We all know she is going to post a picture of her girl gang. Probably Val sipping on a cocktail and waving with an U.S. flag. I will never understand why americans enjoy this pathos and kitsch, but yeah, have fun celebrating 
 
Anyway, why are so many acting so emotional? It‘s literally a music album, nothing serious. We will either have new music then or we won‘t. If it turns out that Lana gave us once again a fake date, then what? Life goes on.

Call me delusional, but I do believe that the album is coming July 4th
 
She announced several times, gave a mv snippet and released 3 singles. Why would she do that if she knew that nothing was coming?

We are American, it’s what we do. ??
 
yeah I always just revisit the OTHER 7 albums she has graced us with and wait patiently for a sign. Which, from Lana is like an obscure tweet or a story on Instagram for 24hr giving us an update.
 
Not mad ??‍♂️
 
 

beginning to feel hopeful

Well… now I kinda woud like to see it 

We all know she is going to post a picture of her girl gang. Probably Val sipping on a cocktail and waving with an U.S. flag. I will never understand why americans enjoy this pathos and kitsch, but yeah, have fun celebrating 
 
Anyway, why are so many acting so emotional? It‘s literally a music album, nothing serious. We will either have new music then or we won‘t. If it turns out that Lana gave us once again a fake date, then what? Life goes on.

You’ve got a Thunderbird, my daddy had one too
And now you roll like thunder, when you come crashing in
 
Track 8 & 9 

History repeats itself. Lanaboards will always relive the same phases in the prerelease:
- An outburst of delulu-energy when a pixel on her website moves or an insider tweets something
- Which is then followed by silence for several hours until someone posts "This thread tanked"
- Wild speculations, which are the most fun parts together with the delulu-phase
- Sweet and creative cover arts
- Occasional stan fights
- Occasional scat porn attacks
- Occasional Jack, Nikki and / or Mike hate
- "Lana got lazy", "Lana has to go back to her old sound", "Lana is unprofessional", "Lana hates us", "Lana won't be relevant in a few years"
- Gif wars, usually started by legendary icons @Diamantes WILD or @Surf Noir
 
It's like a fever dream that never stops until she finally drops the record and we have peace for a day or so 

We all know she is going to post a picture of her girl gang. Probably Val sipping on a cocktail and waving with an U.S. flag. I will never understand why americans enjoy this pathos and kitsch, but yeah, have fun celebrating 
 
Anyway, why are so many acting so emotional? It‘s literally a music album, nothing serious. We will either have new music then or we won‘t. If it turns out that Lana gave us once again a fake date, then what? Life goes on.

this is a hot take, but i'm actually not that worried about the album not coming on july 4th, it'd be ideal, we know by now that she isn't the reliable and things change, the album could've been delayed for a variety of reasons, maybe the fact that she scrapped a lot of the original album for newer tracks is a part of it, maybe her original vision for the album just wasn't vibing with her, considering that she's been working with mike dean quite a bit, maybe she's going for something more bombtastic, which would make sense considering what she said about jack in that interview, about how she wanted more out of his production, and also with mike liking the tweet about adding more electric guitars, it's possible they're still working on some stuff and adding more... fire  let's still optimistic about this, we'll have this album soon enough and i'm sure it'll be great

Coming with ya 

Well… now I kinda woud like to see it 

We all know she is going to post a picture of her girl gang. Probably Val sipping on a cocktail and waving with an U.S. flag. I will never understand why americans enjoy this pathos and kitsch, but yeah, have fun celebrating 
 
Anyway, why are so many acting so emotional? It‘s literally a music album, nothing serious. We will either have new music then or we won‘t. If it turns out that Lana gave us once again a fake date, then what? Life goes on.

History repeats itself. Lanaboards will always relive the same phases in the prerelease:
- An outburst of delulu-energy when a pixel on her website moves or an insider tweets something
- Which is then followed by silence for several hours until someone posts "This thread tanked"
- Wild speculations, which are the most fun parts together with the delulu-phase
- Sweet and creative cover arts
- Occasional stan fights
- Occasional scat porn attacks
- Occasional Jack, Nikki and / or Mike hate
- "Lana got lazy", "Lana has to go back to her old sound", "Lana is unprofessional", "Lana hates us", "Lana won't be relevant in a few years"
- Gif wars, usually started by legendary icons @Diamantes WILD or @Surf Noir
 
It's like a fever dream that never stops until she finally drops the record and we have peace for a day or so 

Blackening my pages with russian poetry 

I think you are taking all this way too serious. It's really not that deep, it either comes on the 4th of July or it doesn't. It's just an album after all.