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My dating experience when I was a teenager 

My dating experience when I was a teenager 

I honestly don’t trust Eclipse on his last rant (I used to really like him, but what’s with the attitude lately? I mean he only drops here to tell us we’re stupid). Of course he knows more than he lets on, but I don’t think his latest post has more hints than Lana’s on IG, to be honest. If he was right, let’s remember that Ben told us a couple of weeks ago that new music was coming soon: a plan could have been laid out since then. I know it’s “tradition” here to dismiss anything that Twitter “insider / news giver” posts, especially with Lana, but when he said the magazine cover was coming, boom we had it a couple days after. Same with Adele, Beyoncé… True he is the Amazon of insiders: he seems to have a lot of sources and, just like Amazon, you sometimes find a great deal / great product and sometimes, it’s D-list crap. 

Lana writing the saddest song of her career for LDR9 while knowing full well that it will also be her very best
 

 
 

Lana writing the saddest song of her career for LDR9 while knowing full well that it will also be her very best
 

 
 

Lana writing the saddest song of her career for LDR9 while knowing full well that it will also be her very best
 

 
 

Lana writing the saddest song of her career for LDR9 while knowing full well that it will also be her very best
 

 
 

outpromoted the triple single

i expected a song announcement when she said link in bio

@fl0r1dakil0s we see you lurking, don‘t be shy 

Mike Dean & electric guitars, you heard it here first
 

A medley 
 
There‘s a white dress on the wall
and me on a Bugatti Veyron
Abel asked me where it‘s from
I said a place I don‘t remember
Coney Island (mhm)

Carmen jumped into the pool
She was swimming with Sean Lennon

 
 

I think with LDR9, Lana should finally explain if she is a candle in the wind. The public deserves to know.

My birthday is the 13th & all I want is new Lana 

I think we'll get something in the Summer... Summer 2023 that is. 

it makes sense but i will pretend i didn't read anything

the album can't be spoiled by insiders if there's no album 

So... is George Clooney going to be featured on the album? And if that's the case, are we getting another Stevie Nicks feature? And if that's that case, then what is the next one? Will it ever be closed? Are we going to get LDR9 in 2022? Are we going to get LDR9 period? When she says this record will be conversational, do we think she recorded herself having conversations with a ghost? The ghost of Paul Newman? Her little red party dress? Maybe its the ghost of her own version of America one with no bombs in the sky only fireworks when you and I collide? Will she misconstrue and redifine what it means to be a beaming Hollywood starlet at the center of it all? I think she is hinting the album trailer will be Paul Newman themed? If this is true then if we take C=MC+75-64 Subdivided by 17 then we can properly infer that this is the status quo projection for the tour... Is there going to be an interactive album trailer campaign? Will she get revenge? DID she get revenge? Who is directing these extravangazas? Nikki Lane? Where are Ben and Ed at this very moment? Are they kissing? Who is Lana Del Rey? There's just too many questions and not enough answers y'all.

I almost moved... then I thought it's probably for Rob's album and then I remembered the BPBP thing  

A medley 
 
There‘s a white dress on the wall
and me on a Bugatti Veyron
Abel asked me where it‘s from
I said a place I don‘t remember
Coney Island (mhm)

Carmen jumped into the pool
She was swimming with Sean Lennon

 
 

I think with LDR9, Lana should finally explain if she is a candle in the wind. The public deserves to know.

Mike Dean & electric guitars, you heard it here first
 

@fl0r1dakil0s we see you lurking, don‘t be shy 

Mike Dean & electric guitars, you heard it here first