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I think he's gonna get along well with security... although two bottoms don't make a top. 

🚨BREAKING NEWS 🚨
 
Security has reported this clown dressed as a scarecrow trying to bypass the secure checkpoint

We caught this one backstage, she was trying to bypass the security checkpoint. 
 

Sadly Lana hit one of my chickens with her John Deer while blasting Serial Killer  I'll come to red carpet few minutes later

i'll be on my way! i've been practicing riding motorcycles so i can arrive at the lipster's awards in chic & lemonade motorcycle heaven-esque style! i've gotta wear my helmet so i don't accidentally bruise my entire face... it's cool to be safe!
 
 

i look fucking FIERCE! when i arrive it will be so powerful we'll travel back in time millions of years when the earth still inhabited dinosaurs
 

without my consent 

Scrolling through LB while I get ready and serving that side-eye to the girlies in the bathroom….#ewno #justjournaling

almost ready... i'm going to serve infinitely expanding universe space & time psychic right between heaven & hell catholic psychedelic synth folk marilyn monroe nancy sinatra burger king realness...
 

Red carpet is not for another hour and a half!! Go back to your dressing rooms or go join the girlies hiding in the bathroom doing drugs and smoking cigarettes x

Me when I greet @May
 

@stupidapartmentcomplex and @boom like that making their way down the carpet to greet the girlies  

i'm out of the shower & now it's time i get all dolled-up! my look will be inspired by marilyn monroe & being stuck in a hallucinogenic time-warp between 100 b.c, 1965, 2007, & 2100!
 

Making my way down the red carpet and greeting the girlies 

BETTY BOOP BOOP SHOWN UP TO AWARDS

@West Coast and i on the way 

 

he actually has no chance of winning now, elle has eliminated him because of his attacks & harassment

When Octavia was next to Nicole Clapman this whole time 

Deluluking trying to sneak in

*EXCLUSIVE INFO FROM SPARKLE JUMP ROPE QUEEN*
 
it appears that our living legend & gif queen, octavia spencer, will be making a guest appearence!  
 

I wonder which ethnicity Ariana will choose for the red carpet
 
 

Starting to campaign for @The Stargirl Pinky and @Sugar Venom to win for hottest members at the 2022 Lipsters. 

taking care of Jamie Lynn