Brooklynbaby

He’s a troll  

omg the messy illiterate 14 year olds are trying to hack it they need jobs and or parents 

how embarrassing
i cant imagine loving to hate someone so much that u take time out of ur day to RATE an album 1/100 on a site 

Gorl I thought you were on crack, Ma doesn’t show up correctly on mobile sksksks 
 

what if nothing happens at midnight est? we've been fooled so many times so i can really see this happening

Don’t forget to review it on album of the year’s website when you listen to it it’s currently number two!

Worldwide! It’s coming in 9 hours and 17 minutes!  

Will it be released locally at midnight or will it be worldwide? I know it didn’t come out midnight in NZ but I need one more delusional meltdown 

I just know that Lana’s going to be mad at the times if she reads their review and the line about her trying on several costumes before finding herself.

i cant believe its over in few hours i already listened but i feel like it will be the first time

OMG!!! Dealer l*aked linked below 
 

Lowkey iconic  I was waiting for the accent changes 

I fucking hate The Guardian. They gave NFR 3 stars and I remember fuming. I actually wrote a response in their comments politely collecting Alexis.  
If they don't give her 4 stars this time I'm going to go postal.

She didnt want to damage COCC music with her tabloid stories,  thats why she has drawn back lately

I think today has solidified this as one of the most chaotic pre-releases to date 
 
as bad as NFR was, she fed us well in the late summer with FIILY and The greatest and doin time mvs (and other random songs like looking for America). The silence after HIADTFFFAHAHHAJA was excruciating tho
 
at least we have Caucasian gown video to look forward to (idk who coined that name but I love it)
 
 

Don’t forget to review it on album of the year’s website when you listen to it it’s currently number two!

Is that Alexis guy from the Guardian gonna review this album. 

Is anyone else slightly put-off by the nature of these reviews? Like yes, it’s amazing that Chemtrails is meeting such critical acclaim, but I really dislike how all these major publications feel the need to discredit her past albums in order to make the case for this one. Good journalism doesn’t need to bash something else in order to make the argument for whatever it is that is being written about. Appreciating Lana’s growth is one thing, but dismissing past albums as “confused” seems like a cop-out. 

Where is Lana now?
Probably drinking a vanilla malt at some local diner in anywhere USA. 
That's where I'd be. 

so is there quite a few of us who haven't listened yet? (off topic but this gif reminds me of shane dawson, it's the dancing and clothing)
 
 

I can’t wait I just want it to be next Friday already I can’t wait to finally hear it after everything that has happened the past year  I just need to hear Yosemite at last omg 

Still waiting 

"lana is coming" is trending on twitter!   

sorry ma’am, just wanted to make this prerelease thread a bit spicy one last time