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With enough vinyl versions she could sell 100k vinyls in the US... I just know it.  She's very popular right now and everyone will want to make a cute TikTok video showing a new Lana vinyl 

Gosh, are you dumb? You don't know anything about Ukraine. How is it their fault that Russia bombs Ukraine's infrastructure with 100 missiles in a day and one of the Ukrainian missiles fell into Poland trying to take down a RUSSIAN missile? Russia is a terrorist state and is now making terrorist attacks on civilian infrastructure, potentially leaving 40 million people without water, energy, and heat during winter. Stop licking Putin's ass and try to use your brain for once.

Ukraine: Russian attacks on critical energy infrastructure amount to war crimes
Russian strikes leave 10 million Ukrainians without power as temperatures plummet 
Russian strikes disable nearly half of Ukraine’s power grid, Ukraine says

it was about mid October! Before the 14th because people (incorrectly) guessed he was talking about Tove’s album 

So the first week of December it is 
October 10th 

Does anyone remember how long it’s been since BoZ randomly started praising Lana & mentioned a “masterpiece”?
 
He said it would probably be a couple of months (iirc), and he was probably overshooting the date to be safe if it was about Lana, especially given his past comments about her releases…
 
I feel like we have so many indications something is about to blindside us but also none, and it’s maddening

LDR9/X A RETURN TO THE  SPARKLY TRAILER PARK INDEX CONEY ISLAND SURF NOIR DISCO BALL DIVE BAR DARLING TIDAL WAVE TIARA WEARING SUNDRESS SLIPPING SWEET BUTTER SERENADING DINER DAMSEL JESSICA RABBIT ORCHID BOSS QUEEN ETHEREALLAH PUSSY MAGIC MUSIC

So Neil posted that flower picture in October with some emojis, BOZ has been teasing the new album, then Neil posted a more zoomed out version of the same picture, and now BOZ is posting acronyms and Neil is going to see Lana soon?? We’re WINNING. 
 
I think it’ll be the week after next. Next week is American thanksgiving and I think Lana is going to be busy with family/friends. A last week of November tease with an early single release sounds perfect to me 

We need THEEEE Brea Tremblay in THEE iconic shades  Index Mag: THE REUP
 
 

 

If this comes true I will be SHOOK

also... don't forget this post 

im not  I’m at work on mobile and only checking when I can, no modding for me atm

this was literally my first thought!!!!

it's crazy to think this album is getting so hyped up from what we've seen after the last 2 low-key eras we had. it's a lana del rennaissance ladies!! 

i think some earlier posts are just being moved to the random discussion thread .. maybe the ones about ben mawson's special bits?

It may be generic "omg" posts or they're getting moved to random discussion 
 
I will be intrigued to see the full Neil Krug fence flower image IF it's Lana related
 
 
Edit: I also see fan favorite mod NikoGo liking posts in real time, maybe he's cleaning the thread up 

GPSOTSOMFWHDSF
 
 

And they posted some pictures of Alana (?) in a wedding dress that may be the same outfit from the video (or at least similar I don't remember)

Remember how Lana likes to end her records in a way that segue into the next? (Like, “out of the black, into the blue” -> “You make me blue” etc.)
 
Let’s think about how Lana ended her last album…
 
”Closer to you than your next breath, my dear.” surprise announcement confirmed!

omg wait this is very true….I think we won!!
 
BoZ’s sudden praising of Lana, the new acronyms, Neil telling Lana he’ll see her soon, Ben previously saying the album is nearing completion, confirmation about a FJM collab….it’s all coming together
 
I doubt any announcement will come this year, but I honestly think it’ll happen when we least expect it…

Bruh
Physical sales are king in LanaLand
 

That's the time it takes to make the actual vinyl. The sleeves are probably made somewhere else cause they just have to print them 

i feel like she resolved put me in a movie's "storyline" in HBTB and it might be weird to revisit it again so not really it would sound incredible though

When Neil said "See you soon" to Lana he did NOT mean that they were gonna meet soon. Let me remind y'all of the Weyes Blood teaser he posted with the caption "See you in September". He didn't mean that he was gonna physically see us in September, but that something will be coming in September. This is just the way Neil talks. The visuals have been shot already and we will be seeing them soon! Get ready ladies LDRX is coming!

and the way she wrote it matches the way it's sung....    i'm not delusional i just have a DISCO BALL MIND!

do you know where your putin apologist statements will lead you?