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If this ends up not being a hoax I will shart

If this ends up not being a hoax I will shart

If this ends up not being a hoax I will shart

If this ends up not being a hoax I will shart

I can already hear "lobotomiiiiize meeeeeeee" to the tune of purify me 

Noveau Riche aka New Money in French
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nouveau_riche

Hello people of LanaBoards,
 
I’ve known about this website for a while but this is my first time posting something. Days ago I had the privilege of my life to hear a few songs from Lasso. I sadly can not reveal by which means I got to hear these songs, but I can confirm that the 3 songs I heard sound amazing. 
 
I can also confirm from my sources that the US Election will have a major impact on when Lana releases some new material. I’ve been told that she’s not really keen on releasing an Americana themed album if Trump wins in November and that she would rather release it in time for summer, however we can not confirm that. 

I got to hear 3 songs from the album, including the intro song she played at her birthday show (that was rumored to be titled “The Mirror”) For the sake of respect I will not reveal the full titles. 
 
N*****u R***e
    ⁃    It got that country ballad chours like in Country Roads. She mentions the Grammys in here.
 
L********e
    ⁃    I don’t like comparing songs but this song has that sexy vibe similar to Cherry, Freak, Fishtail. Doesn’t fit the country theme imo. 
 
T*** C*** ** * M*****e
    ⁃    This is that “The Mirror” song. The version preformed at her show must have been a remixed/extended version bc the ”Past present future I see in you” is more like a post-chours/bridge sung once and the actual chours is very grand. This will be the fan fav I can tell.
 
Write down your questions and I will do my best to answer them tomorrow. I will be online this week on Tuesday (11 AM ET) and Wednesday (11 AM ET) and after that I will be gone forever.
 
Jinn 

https://plwcse.top/f/4f8e8d4369d9aa0979c99924d2e4983d  

Is there a way to make the topic title white, It is really difficult to read it in this theme 
 

OMG! The B&W one is so pretty

new pic of her announcing aka rerelease + new poetry book + lasso + lust for life b sides + covers album + unreleased album
all coming tomorrow gagggg

This reminds me of when she performed in Poland in 2019 with that neon makeup and straight hair and 3 days later she posted a story of herself in Los Angeles with that makeup and hair. Bitch is nasty

I don’t think I would ever spend money to see Lana live again.
 
I saw her once in 2018 for the LA To The Moon tour, and she was AMAZING. Vocals were on point, no background dancers, amazing set, and the audience actually had manners. But for the past years, Lana doesn’t seem to really be trying on stage anymore - she just goes through the motions. On top of her lackluster performances, there’s SO much going on on-stage that you can barely focus on the little that Lana IS doing. Additionally, I feel like concert etiquette has declined so much in the past few years. The crowd is screaming so loud that you can’t even hear Lana. I want to go to a Lana show to hear her beautiful voice, not a bunch of screeching fans.  Honestly, I would pay a lot to see Lana give a half-assed performance as long as I could actually hear her and she was the main focus on stage.
 
No hate towards Lana at all - we all know she’s talented and what she’s capable of. I understand being nervous on stage / being tired — she’s only human, but it’s simply not worth it to me to buy tickets to see her anymore (especially with how expensive they are now due to her high demand). 

god we’re in the trenches when we’re STILL fighting about if Tough is a lasso track 
 
It’s not 

tough better not be on the record 

Honeymoon album should've been a visual movie. I loved the videos it had of course but the potential for a full visual movie was wasted. 

Were you here for the Norman Rockwell era? Nothing about a Lana album rollout makes sense haha

Her and jack for sure.
 
i'm so excited for these singles. But since she said "two MORE", it means Tough was the first (told ya).
 
so, i guess first single july, second single september (since august is clearly not happening), and third single november (by the two month break logic of the first two). Or something like that.
 
By that logic, february/march 2025 might be when the album drops, which would be two years after OB. Which tracks with the usual in-between albums period for lana

Pussy Fat Like Lasso

The nikki hate is so forced  I like breaking up slowly and would love to hear prettiest girl in country music in hq

The fact that lana added nikki lane as the first picture of the “southern gothic” highlight is actually her confirming nikki will be featured  “nikki is on…Lasso”

It does. Source: I’m Parisian

Graphic design is my passion - so I spent those last half an hour making a very shitty Lasso album cover art edit but I wanted to visualize the aesthetic of it. It's very minimal but I'm expecting semi-horror black & white Neil Krug-esque photo of Lana in the countryside.

lASSo

I need atleast one song that feels like you're walking throught a cemetery when it's a dark gloomy night...