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It will be a cold day in hell when this thread is hot for a valid reason

I feel like a magic 8-ball would be the most reliable insider at this point

Just a quick concept I created based on the recent discussion of a possible rerelease of a.k.a and I figured I'd share

"Wet Kitty" a rough laptop demo for "Cola" recorded in 2010 shortly after the release of AKA one of lyrics is "I suck it real good for my baby, now I'm wet and it's no surprise" among various small lyrics changes features an electric guitar as the instrumental that is produced by David Kahne.

"The Death Of An Astronaut" (recorded December 2015) - a ten minute space opera opus which was later reworked to Heroin.
 
Songwriting credits: Lana Del Rey, Rick Nowels, Dan Heath.
Production Credits: Rick Nowels, Kieron Menzies, Dan Heath, Lana Del Rey, Mighty Mike.
 
The song's instrumental begins with an intro which starts with eerie organ which samples Saint Saëns' Aquarium but which is also followed by flute. Once the flute ends, Lana starts singing while the haunting organ is still in the background. In the pre-chorus, you can feel the bass in the background which is about to creep up more and more in every other pre-choruses. The chorus follows huge cinematic orchestral strings similar to the Dan Heath's version of Young & Beautiful. The post-chorus has beautiful harps, similar to the ones in The Blackest Day.
 
Lyrically it is about a lonely man who is about to lose his life, it like breaks down the process of his death - like what happens to him, how his heart stops beating and what are his memories which flash before his death and how he will be remembered. but the mystery behind it is we don't know how he dies, was it a murder or a suicide or an accident with elusive references alluding to all three possibilities.
 
The song has 5 verses, with all full pre-choruses, choruses and post-choruses which all different after each verse.
 
The song's climax is an electric guitar instrumental breakdown with chords: Em-G-D-A with strong heavy metal drums and electronic sound effects in the background and later will be followed by an epic one-minute bridge which follows a chorus with also has these similar lines from Heroin: "Taking all the medicine to take your thoughts away. Getting on that aeroplane, leaving your dear life behind". This time the chorus is more silent in a way that it only has that ambient organ in the background. This is also the sign that the song itself becomes more quiet and quiet symbolizing that person's last breath and his death. The outro is less epic, but it still follows the ambient organ, Lana sings about getting free and finding bridge, later she quietly hums the electric guitar's instrumental breakdown and later a piano plays the same notes of that breakdown but obviously on a much quieter mode. The last lines she sang in that song was "Finally, you have crossed the threshold" but she sang that differently than she did that in Get Free.
 
This would be one of those rare Lana songs where she never mentions the song's title (like Terrence Loves You).
 
These would be the visuals of the cover art:

 
Please, this is my peak delusion, this is not how a normal person thinks. 

we quite literally have ZERO obligation to leave either of them alone considering Lana, who has a huge population of LGBTQ fans who she claimed she supported is now dating a bigot 

believe it or not, these pictures were taken right after Jeremy found out that illegal aliens AREN'T being given transitioning surgeries in prison, that's why he looks so shocked

To combat this controversy Lana should just release valley of the dolls 

have you seen his fb reposts? I guarantee there’s a ew waiting for you as well 

Lana starting on page 1 of “LASSO - Pre-Release Thread: Out September 2024” 

she is working on the album and singles remotely guys... all is well 

peeka noona monger - 2008 a capella song, 1:08 yet eclit managed to edge us with 111 snippets

sunday (2005) [3:35] - an acoustic track, featuring the same sound, production, and quality as the rest of the may jailer songs, with only fingerpicked acoustic guitar, and lana's voice, lyrical content is introspective and abstract, similar to songs like more mountains, in wendy, and move, fans are shocked to hear another may jailer track, which leads to speculation that more sirens outtakes could exist, and that "sunday" was ultimately intended for sirens, but for some reason, wasn't included
 
mermaid parade (2007) [5:56] - a surf noir track, possibly intended for AKA, and produced by steven mertens, featuring a very similar sound to trash magic (demo 2), roller derby, and mermaid motel (demo), very tropical and "surf noir" instrumentally, with lyrical content similar to mermaid motel, very americana, with mentions of many lizzy grant tropes, such as palm trees, the ocean, and coney island, it becomes an instant hit with lizzy grant stans and goes #1 on the lizzy grant hot 100
 
trailer park meth (2008) [2:16] - an acoustic laptop demo, featuring lots of white noise, and haunting vocal layering and melodies, similar to yayo (laptop demo), and disco (version 2), lyrical content features many lizzy grant tropes, such as trailer parks, drugs, and jim, some fans appreciate the deliciously dark subject matter, and gritty, dreary sound, while some fans are worried tiktok will discover the song and deem it problematic and promoting methamphetamine use, metadata suggests it was recorded on december 21, 2008, at 7:01pm
 
dairy queen (2010) [1:49] - a laptop demo, featuring minimal white noise, with her vocal style similar to meth love, greenwich acid, and heartshaped chevrolet, the lyrics are kitschy, sweet, and very classically lizzy grant, it ultimately goes unnoticed by the majority of fans, but is adored by hardcore lizzy grant lovers
 
calabasas (2011) [4:01] - a pop song, intended for born to die, features a sound similar to paradise, serial killer, and gangsta boy, lana's vocals are very girly and exaggerated, and she mentions many of her tropes at the time, such as chateau marmont, cherry pie, and the mafia, it's a hit among fans who can appreciate her pop songs, it is speculated to actually be a writer's demo intended for demi lovato, who chose to release "made in the USA" instead
 
mother mary (2012) [5:00] - a dark, gothic track, intended for paradise, it fits right in with songs like body electric and gods and monsters, with the lyricism touching on themes such as religion, troubled, dramatic, romance, and dancing in pale moonlight, it's an instant favorite among fans, and the leak thread for it reached 45 pages, a voice memo is hinted to exist
 
dracula (2013) [4:40] - another dark, gothic track, intended for tropico/ultraviolence, it's similar to mother mary, yet is slightly lighter in sound, feeling reminiscent of tracks like nectar of the gods, earthquakes, and dragonslayer, lyrically, it's all over the place, with references to vampires, brighton beach, peach daiquiris, dolce and gabbana, and taking a trip to japan, many fans love it, while some criticize it for being so random and disjointed lyrically, insiders tease different mixes and demos, yet they will not leak for another 5 years
 
french riviera (2014) [5:13] - a breezy, soft track, intended for honeymoon, it is instrumentally quite minimal, and almost feels ambient music, lyrically, it's quite uplifting, describing lana and her lover taking a trip to the french riviera, some fans appreciate it for how pleasant, relaxing, and soothing it is, while some others find it mind-numbingly boring
 
color me in blue (2016) [1:59] - a concept demo, intended for lust for life, and later for NFR! it's very similar to valley of the dolls, featuring a haunting string instrumental, and lana's vocals, the lyrical content isn't too intriguing, just a simple song talking about love, emotions, and california, when the song's title was first revealed, fans believed it would be a concept demo for NFR, but it is not, when it leaked, some fans appreciated it's similarity to valley of the dolls, while some found it boring, a fake insider started a rumor that a final version exists, a rumor which never completely dies out, because people keep bringing it up and speculating on it

I'm always a bit scared when it comes to "unexpected female collaboration" because male collabs fit generally better with her in my opinion 

I don't want to restart this discussion again but: why is everyone okay with her dating a person that has posted / reposted pro-Trump, anti-Trans posts on Facebook?
 
 

I don't want to restart this discussion again but: why is everyone okay with her dating a person that has posted / reposted pro-Trump, anti-Trans posts on Facebook?
 
 

Say Yes To Heaven, that James Ford version or that stem edit version which was the most popular one. It has this very nostalgic 80s sound what I love about it the most. The guitars in the official version are really dreamy but I'll never forget my first time listening to that other version. It's that melody, which sounds like an old memory you never had.
 
Also, I don't know what version of Your Girl leaked last year in December but I love it the most out of all the other versions.

I have one requirement.
No harmonica 

I wasn't here for the past 2 dramas etc. but. the banner appearing over and over again's become a bit of a bit cumbersome 

Commented on soundcloud under a Zodiac snippet:

Lasso: Lanaboards Exclusive Vinyl shipped a month before everyone else. Must have an active non banned account. All dupes will be banned in the multiple accounts thread by lana del rey herself.So don't get greedy

Maybe @Elle hasn’t changed the thread title bc Lana told her somethin somethin when they met a few months ago 

She will announce something in late August / early September. Now I have a bunch of evidence (speculation and / or delusions) that she might announce an album. Not a country one, and it won't be released in September. But there will be an album. Possibly in late October / early November. A more halolween-ish (southern gothic?) album.
Once I write my 500 word essay of evidence and proof I will post it here.

I want her to use a harp again, a flute or bongos 
Though I don't think these are typical country or southern gothic instruments but Lana can make it work
Also as usually manifesting electric guitar
It's actually really exciting that we will hear the first single this month or in October if we are lucky and  finally getting a glimpse of the sonic soundscape of Lasso. Even though it got described as country and southern Gothic I think we all don't really know what to expect. Lasso autumn we are ready for you