never to heaven

Where’s the W mag insider who magically appeared to tease the photoshoot back in the spring then dipped out   they’re basically the only “insider” who has spilled something true 

so shes awake  shes pressing 'add post' as we speak

@TheDollClub We were all rooting for you

"happy birthday to the lady who delivered my pizza last night, i ordered a pepperoni pizza with extra cheese x"

literally. This is giving me Lustforlife Arcadialovesong2018 vibes 

you had a 50% chance of being right that doesn't make you a real insider 

nothing happened omg wtf ??? 😱 *pretends to be shocked*

I predict we'll be at page 1,000 by december 1st hejdnndksmd
honestly this thread needs to be archived and saved forever as proof of human existance

us in 14 years when the album still hasn't been announced
 

The stars are aligning for the dollies #dollgateiscoming

THIS IS THE OFFICIAL COVER GUYS WE WON!!!
@TheDollClub YOU DID NOT LIE TO US OH MY GOD

I left calabasas shaking my asses ran over by caaaaar
 

no. I REFUSE BELIEVE IT.
We will officially move to LDR9 Pre-Release Thread  by tomorrow - i dont care

He's writing a long condescending message about how pathetic we are for falling for every fake insider without knowing we're just playing cause we're bored 

The microplastics in my blood 

the micrographics in my blood
the ecclesiastics in my blood
the shawn mendes in my blood idek

WE WON
 

When I look back tracing fingertips over plastic bags I think I wish I could extrapolate some small intention or get your attention for a minute or two 
Only two ecclesiastics on my floor and the micrographics on the wall start transforming into pixels of a whore 
Mary starts to cry , Mary hibernating on the quadratic tiles of the bathroom floor
Mary is scared of me 
Scared of me , scared of the mirror reflection of the dragon slayer whore 
 
 

Dollies vs Whores round 2
 

honey is your keyboard broken or something 

@TheDollClub really confident in their info so i shall put my faith in them and hope for the best 
dear lord bring me guidance 

Two ecclesiastics on my floor her crime noir anticatholic magnum opus 

I loved every dude I've ever sucked