Thats why they call me Dita

Wait I didn’t even realise, we need a thread which is like a Lanaboard account graveyard which outlines each banned account and the reasons they were banned 
 
like those old western gravestones that had “John, died from gunshot” but it’s “lanaboard user.. banned for being a dupe etc” 

that’s what happens when you let anyone and everyone be an ‘insider’ 

With her knowing the album isn’t out until at least May (because let’s be real it’ll be a June/July release) I’m perfectly fine with coasting though the next couple of months with no new songs/info. If we were to get a song this month, we’d be waiting at least 5 months for the album and that would drag. 
 
a good rollout would be
 
single February 
Single April the week before stagecoach 
album May(ish)
 
a nice two month break in between everything to keep the hype up a little. Regardless she’s just going to drop the song and then dip

if we all abstain from posting completely/go on a leaks strike maybe insiders will get bored and leak something finally 

The Lanaboardians are always hysteric

forgive my editing skills 

100%, Lana was not very popular during that time with all the controversies she was getting herself in to.. but chemtrails is a beautifully executed record.. and it ranks so highly for me, but I prefer to listen to records front to back as opposed to having favourite tracks I pick out 
 
which is why my two favourite songs come from bb and lfl, but those records rank lower for me.. as there are some songs on those records which are indefinite skips.. (I’m talking to you VFR and LFL.. sorry)

Just drop the fenway intro as a single and move onto the psychedelic surf rock trip hop masterpiece we deserve already

New insider dropped. Me. This is the tracklist. The album is mastered..
 
The right person will stay
1. Daddy's fragile swamp queen (5:02)
2. my baby's been stolen by the woke mind virus / Louisiana wonders ( 9:24)
3. Petite (3:48)
4. Gay for Pay featuring Taylor Swift and Louisiana Children Choir (7:49)
5. Aligata Clementine feat Jeremy Dufrene (3:44)
6. The right person will stay ( 9:26 )
7. Impulsive marriage license / midnight train to Georgia (16:23 )
8. Country roads, take me home (2:47)
9. Margaret part 2 feat Bleachers and Nikki Lane (6:20)
10. Eraserhead baby / Vaccines over the country club feat Candace Owens and Taylor Swift  (12:37)
11. Essential oils / Amethyst Alchemist (7:43)
12. The right person left (1:56)
13. Margaret part 3 feat Bleachers and Nikki Lane (3:34)


her best work yet…
 
 

Wait I didn’t even realise, we need a thread which is like a Lanaboard account graveyard which outlines each banned account and the reasons they were banned 
 
like those old western gravestones that had “John, died from gunshot” but it’s “lanaboard user.. banned for being a dupe etc” 

I want to know if this is the album she's been working on for the last 4 years or something totally new that came together in the last year or so. I'm sure a couple of the songs could be older but I'm dying to know the timeline for this album. 

“I hoped that you'd come back again
And tell me everything's okay, hey, babe, yeah“ 

you're LB history atp

This is sweet!! 

I will be doing my noms later this week, but thought I’d share the love and here are some of my endorsements 
 

Best New Member: @motel six @venice biotch @Waimea Bay 

Best Username: @Brooklyn Fetus @BethDufreneOnTheBayouByYou @barttttender @Sunbather Moonchaser @jimmyjimmycocoapuff
 
Best Pfp: @The Sun Also Rises @Elle @Embach @Venice Peach @bluechemtrails
 
Best Signature: @LDR69 @Waimea Bay @Pink Flamingo @Pico Ocean Boulevard @Venice Peach
 
Nicest Member: @Embach @Beautiful Loser @shadesofblue @Stoned Mary in the Garden @Elle
 
Best Taste: @barttttender @motel six @Beautiful Loser @Come With Me @shadesofblue

Underrated Member: @cheaptrailertrashglm@The Sun Also Rises @Stoned Mary in the Garden @Beautiful Loser@palemoonbaby

Ty Ty, it goes without saying we all appreciate you so much around here 

I will be doing my noms later this week, but thought I’d share the love and here are some of my endorsements 
 

Best New Member: @motel six @venice biotch @Waimea Bay 

Best Username: @Brooklyn Fetus @BethDufreneOnTheBayouByYou @barttttender @Sunbather Moonchaser @jimmyjimmycocoapuff
 
Best Pfp: @The Sun Also Rises @Elle @Embach @Venice Peach @bluechemtrails
 
Best Signature: @LDR69 @Waimea Bay @Pink Flamingo @Pico Ocean Boulevard @Venice Peach
 
Nicest Member: @Embach @Beautiful Loser @shadesofblue @Stoned Mary in the Garden @Elle
 
Best Taste: @barttttender @motel six @Beautiful Loser @Come With Me @shadesofblue

Underrated Member: @cheaptrailertrashglm@The Sun Also Rises @Stoned Mary in the Garden @Beautiful Loser@palemoonbaby

omgg tyy mama so glad u like my username <3
also ur so pretty omg u should be nominated for be my daddy

I will be doing my noms later this week, but thought I’d share the love and here are some of my endorsements 
 

Best New Member: @motel six @venice biotch @Waimea Bay 

Best Username: @Brooklyn Fetus @BethDufreneOnTheBayouByYou @barttttender @Sunbather Moonchaser @jimmyjimmycocoapuff
 
Best Pfp: @The Sun Also Rises @Elle @Embach @Venice Peach @bluechemtrails
 
Best Signature: @LDR69 @Waimea Bay @Pink Flamingo @Pico Ocean Boulevard @Venice Peach
 
Nicest Member: @Embach @Beautiful Loser @shadesofblue @Stoned Mary in the Garden @Elle
 
Best Taste: @barttttender @motel six @Beautiful Loser @Come With Me @shadesofblue

Underrated Member: @cheaptrailertrashglm@The Sun Also Rises @Stoned Mary in the Garden @Beautiful Loser@palemoonbaby

Oh my days, how did I not know already, ty, time to do a deep dive 

Ty Ty, it goes without saying we all appreciate you so much around here 

Ty Ty, it goes without saying we all appreciate you so much around here 

Ty Ty, it goes without saying we all appreciate you so much around here 

@Lindsay Lohan @Thats why they call me Dita @Embach @stupidapartmentcomplex @boom like that @Beautiful Loser @DeadSeaOfMercury @Rorman Nockwell @Cult Leader @shadesofblue @Rust Dress @Tartoes @Cult Leader @lizzyology @Say Yes to Heaven
 
a few users i forgot to mention in my endorsements that i am always happy to see in threads and for keeping the boards alive and hope they get recognised in noms !! 
 
defo havent included nearly enough people and i will update as more come to mind xox

stupidapartmentcomplex 2024 wrapped
Even though the Lipster's snub has followed me yearly since my lanaboards birth, this annual ritual has always been special for all of us divas on lanaboards dot com, and is one of the most fun times of the year, even if lana del rey is doing nothing for people to talk about on here. When you think about it, this site is kind of a haven of early internet forum spirit in the midst of twitter and tiktok and shit, and the Lipster's always magnify that feeling. Anyways, I wanted to take the moment to look back on some of my contributions to this site this year!
Me performing at the Lipster's Awards 2023 in January:

Me guest judging an episode Lanaboards' Next Top Model where @Dark Angel was infamously eliminated (love you queen) in May:

My one and only contribution to The Right Person Will Stay pre-release thread in November:

 
And that was it! I didn't post or do anything else significant at all this year, besides sleeping under my rock! Since every year really does end up being more of a flop than the last, I don't expect to be nominated for anything. Just know I will still attempt to slither my way in at the ceremony without invitation, even if the security at the door kicks me out and I have to sit with all the banned members near the dumpsters outside the venue refreshing twitter to see who won. peace and blessings to all lipsters