Platinum Greenwich

UHHHHH THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING ... this song is still lana ha magnum opus

"Oh, okay...?" LMAO that was mortifying

#LeakYesToHeaven #LeakYourGirl #LeakFineChina

since i've fallen into the habit of doing this after every leak, in no specific order honestly 1. Yes To Heaven (fuck me in the _arse_ honestly i've got all the snippets on a constant loop) 2. Be My Daddy (about fucking time, and it's got Ridin' lyrics so i'm all kinds of ready for it) 3. Diet Mtn. Dew Baby (end my suffering and release her!!) 4. Lemonade Motorcycle Heaven (and all other Kahne tracks but mostly LMH bc Dance For Money is gold) 5. Your Girl (anything that sounds like UV i basically want lodged in my ear canal ok) also that "Jimmy gon' buy me Coca-Cola" thing; i have a feeling it's gonna be a Betty Boop Boop-level bop

Take me in your fast car, Mercedes Kissing on your neck while you drive He-he doesn't care, I'm always on my Blackberry All the time, all the time, drinking liquor on the dime Flashy little lush but he loves me 'cos I'm fine I party really hard but I'm working overtime He's just as bad as me 'cos he shines, shines, shines Like a light, but he's not that bright, but he is mine We're children of the bad revolution And partying's the only solution In our minds there ain't any confusion About who we are and what we're gonna be We're gonna get free Free (x6) Get free Baby, you're a real star, look at me I can tell a gem when I see, see, see I don't mind, you always think about money All the time, all the time, in your mind, in your mind I think you're really hard, I really love your style You party 'til you drop, you make everybody smile It's a perfect world and you're my perfect guy You wanna get too close to the edge, you're not afr We're children of the bad revolution And partying's the only solution In our minds there ain't any confusion About who we are and what we're gonna be We're gonna get free Free (x6) Get free Get out of your life, break out of them chains Run for your life, there's still time to change Never give up, never forget who you are Well, what you wanna be? What you wanna be? Be your own god, be, be your own god Be, be your own, get free, get free, get free We're children of the bad revolution And partying's the only solution In our minds there ain't any confusion About who we are and what we're gonna be Sweet and bloody, my mafiosi With your dark hair and your switchblade teeth I don't care, you're always acting shady Late at night, late at night, it's alright, it's alright I knew it when we met, knew how you lived your life Living off the grid with a dream and a knife You can do your thing baby, if I can do mine You can watch me sing and I can help you do your crime-crime We're children of the bad revolution And partying's the only solution In our minds there ain't any confusion About who we are and what we're gonna be We're children of the bad revolution Partying's the only solution In our minds there ain't any confusion About who we are, what we're gonna be We're gonna get free Free (x6) Get free We're gonna get free, oh Get free What we're gonna be, when we get free Get free

Oooh baby, when you call me, I come to From dreams I'll wake, and I'm waiting for you Oooh baby, when you call me, I come to I jump through hula hoops of fire just to get to you You're making me crazy, oh little baby Shut your complaining, aye-aye-aye-aye You make me so angry, someone should pay me Why don't you get the sty-y-y-yle Make me smile Life's been killing me, but I willingly go You're kidding me, why keep leading me on? Keep killing me, won't stop stealing my heart Keep killing me, won't stop bleeding my soul You know I go the distance The path of least resistance Oooh honey, when you call me, I want to Stay on the telephone for hours just to get you home Oh sugar, when you call me after school I see your smile and I could run a methampheta-mile I'll never forget it, oh you'll regret it Nowhere to kiss it, aye-aye-aye-aye Take it or leave it, better believe it You'll never see why-y-y-y Say goodbye Life's been killing me, but I willingly go You're kidding me, why keep leading me on? Keep killing me, won't stop stealing my heart Keep killing me, won't stop bleeding my soul You know I go the distance The path of least resistance New kind of porno One that has yet been born, oh Loving you's like loving a hurricane, I'm tired of All the mess you make, all the hearts you break Loving you's like loving a dirty bomb, you're blowing up All the cash I'm paid, all the love we made Life's been killing me, but I willingly go You're kidding me, why keep leading me on? Keep killing me, won't stop stealing my heart Keep killing me, won't stop bleeding my soul Life's been killing me, but I willingly go You're kidding me, why keep leading me on? Keep killing me, won't stop stealing my heart Keep killing me, won't stop bleeding my soul You know I go the distance The path of least resistance Your problem with commitments The bane of my existence True love, it comes once You messed it up, you stupid (cunt) - am I allowed to backtrack on my earlier statement? this is a cute track LMAO

let me chart just how fucking shook i am: ** GIRL THAT GOT AWAY IS EVERYTHING I'VE EVER WANTED FROM LANA SONICALLY ** YOUR GIRL IS WHAT SAD GIRL SHOULD HAVE BEEN AND SAD GIRL IS ONE OF MY UV FAVS SOOO ** FINE CHINA SOUNDS LIKE IT BELONGS ON A MOVIE SOUNDTRACK AND I'M SO HERE FOR IT ** YES TO HEAVEN? MORE LIKE "YES TO A BETTER VERSION OF AFFA" LMAOOOOO ** TRASH MAGAZINES IS CUUUTE FUCK ME (EDIT: GO FIGURE LOL IT'S GTGA) ** WHY DOES RESISTANCE SOUND LIKE IT BELONGS WITH PARIS AND PUPPY LOVE I CANNOT ** I'M NOT AS MAD ABOUT BE MY DADDY AS I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA BE BUT IT HAS RIDIN' LYRICS Y'ALL LET ME DIE ** DIET MT. DEW BABY SHOVE IT UP MY ASSHOLE; NEVER HAVE I EVER BEEN SO OBSESSED BOY ** CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW "I'LL BE YOUR SUMMERTIME" HAS BITS OF YOU'RE GONNA LOVE ME IN IT BC I'M SO DONE ** VICARAGE MOTEL 6 HAS SUCH A DIFFERENT VIBE AND I'M NOT DEALING WITH IT VERY WELL ** "EVERYONE'S MISTRESS; NOBODY'S WIFE" YAAAAASSSS FUCK ME ALL THE WAY UP LANA JESUS CHRISTO also mertens' AKA has me done with life as always; all in all i would simply like to quote catch & release: GIVE IT TO ME GIVE IT TO ME EVERYTHINGGGG

just thought to bump this w/ the marginally different Hollywood Movie lyrics It's like a Hollywood movie Black and white waves sparkling truly My man likes to watch me while I watch TV While he's t-t-touching me I remember vintage green wallpaper Your criminal arms, I couldn't feel safer King Creole daddy, chasin' that paper Oh my Baby, you'll never grow old in my eyes With your golden grill, true love never dies We're forever young in paradise As long as you've got the Chevrolet, I will ride It's like we're crazy as ever Everything you say is way beyond clever And I know that you know (?)

"sometimes i wake up in the morning to red blue and yellow skies" it all makes sense

ghetto monégasque

SHE DID YAYO I'M PISSING BLOOD

i could have sworn she was just warming up her voice (didn't seem like a proper technique though so i probs should have clued in lmao)

i was debating whether to vote for ultraviolence or sirens; if i knew the results were gonna be this skewed i'd have gone for the latter

i know i keep talkin' about this but the diet mtn. dew concept acapella has ruined me; i'm done pretending not to be thirsty af out of all the things we have snippets from... 1. dmd concept acapella (i'll literally send nudes so hmu you entitled twinks) 2. motel 6 v2 3. uatw session (?) 4. bbm baby 5. cotbr alt (?) 6. y&b alt (?)

i love her so much she needs to grace us with a homemade video for the debut single of the next album lmao

melanie griffith 2.0 (i'm into it though; i fuckin' LOVE her) someone needs to take lana's comb away though

Just realized the "my my, apple of my eye" bit ends with "you're so high" to match the "I'm so high" that comes later. Edited accordingly. ( @@Elle so it does! i kinda typed in "my my" without listening too closely -- y'all let me know if you hear anything else different! )

*subject to formatting* Everything you do Everything I like On the radio Dancing in the night Flowers in my hair Roses on the vine You can be my guy And I'm your baby right My my, apple of my eye Lookin' really hot, I'll make you a cherry pie Show me what you got, got the sparkle in your eye You're so high I'm yours and I'm free and I'm fun I'm wild as can be and I want I want you boy I want you boy I’m cool and I’m calm A dangerous army of one And I caught Caught you boy, I caught you boy Every way I move Every way you like Pulling on my dress Holding me too tight I know we'll probably lose Only got tonight But I love the way we kiss Love the way we fight My my, lookin' really fly Like the way the bling on your pinky ring shine You spin me really fast and you catch me in the sky I'm so high I'm yours and I'm free and I'm fun I'm wild as can be and I want I want you boy I want you boy I’m cool and I’m calm A dangerous army of one And I caught Caught you boy, I caught you boy Wish I may Wish I might Have my one true love tonight Will you be mine? Oh, hi, lookin' kinda shy 'Cos the way you put your hands on me Well, I, I can barely breathe Baby boy, you make me sigh, aye aye aye I'm yours and I'm free and I'm fun I'm wild as can be and I want I want you boy I want you boy I’m cool and I’m calm A dangerous army of one And I caught Caught you boy, I caught you boy Thunder in the air Trouble on my mind Hold me in the dark Kiss it all behind Baby, don't be scared Come on, honey, smile Everything is fine now Everything is fine Lie lie, talking all night Laughing really hard and it makes me wanna cry I love our playin' house, love our dressin' up nice Drinks on ice I'm yours and I'm free and I'm fun I'm wild as can be and I want Want you I want you I’m cool and I’m calm A dangerous army of one And I caught I caught you, I caught you I caught you boy, I caught you boy I caught you I caught you I caught you boy, I caught you boy I caught you I caught you

only her best laptop demo

???

Right now, I feel the same about Lana songs as I do about getting dick: I'll take what I can get. That being said, I'm still bopping to Wayamaya like, daily -- and I have hands (and cucumbers, and zucchinis, and aubergines) of my own, for that matter...

Yesssss. She has this bob-and-weave to her that's so familiar from way back when, and it makes me weak.

I live for this hair. Who's the bearded vanilla bean?

i want her to raw my entire existence tbh

SHE LOOKS SO FUCKING GOOD I CANNOT COMPETE WITH THIS