Platinum Greenwich

Jesus Christ. I don't even remember Kassidy opening for Lana on the Stockholm date of the Paradise Tour.

anything and everything mertens, for sure -- but i'm not sure which songs were produced by him...

shook christmas eve brought with it love trouble, so this is rly healing -- nice to cry to something other than sirens on repeat for hours #tmi

i'm psyched but 1. i won't be in sweden at the time 2. i'm not a festival kinda person anyway + göteborg is like buttfuck nowhere to my stockholm born-and-bred ass, so...

Lana helped bring out a lot of my latent tendencies, like a genuine preference for older men, and casual misanthropy and/or hand-stapled-to-forehead dramatics when things don't go my way. Things that I didn't dare to embrace before she spoke about them so openly to me. TMI, trigger warning and suchlike -- but without Sirens, I would probably have killed myself three years ago. It was invaluably comforting to know that someone had been through pain as mundane and earth-rending as my own was, at the time. ... A love for strangers. A love for strangers becoming friends, lovers -- and dedication to love itself, its pursuit. I didn't learn what love is through Lana's music, but it was a catalyst for me to find out on my own. We're similarly minded, but not really. It's nice to know that someone out there shares your life values, or the closest anyone'll get to their exactness, anyway. It's interesting to think about. I think association is helped by the fact there's always a Lana song to describe your mood, somehow. I'll go from "Stoplight De-lite" to "Other Woman" and back in the span of thirty minutes.

arlene's grocery 100%

am i the only one who still suspects there's a pin up galore session out there, where the "final" version must have come from?

I'm here to bless y'all eyes. Åmål, AKA Show Me Love: In two words, "schoolgirl lesbians". It's from 1998, but it's like the only LGBT film I know that isn't, like, heartbreaking. I'm gonna link y'all the original Swedish trailer too, even though it's not subbed -- because it conveys the #mood like a million times better, and besides, the English voice-over is all kinds of cheese... (its accolades include slaying titanic in swedish cinemas that year, and basically bein' the OG coming-of-age film in sweden that literally every other coming-of-age film since has copied one-to-one )

Eliminate: Resistance, 1949 (Studio) Immunity: Dance For Money

That's the "Nabokov Whitman" tattoo, no? I don't think she's ever acknowledged any of her (new) tattoos...

that video cleared my pores and gave me a 4.0 gpa

like can we all just agree that "being nice" and "giving us what we want" aren't necessarily the same thing i'm in hospitality school rn and lemme tell ya -- if i were to be rude to a guest while still doing everything exactly the way i was asked to, they'd still dislike me (and very much so, understandably) and give me shit (via my supervisor lol) for it like is that illogical? i thought it was an obvi thing

the melodrama like not to imply anything but maybe we wouldn't have had to countenance a mess of these proportions if only you had done the left-field thing (for an "insider" anyway) and avoided making some character out of yourself to begin with like correct me if you feel i'm wrong for this, but these posts you're making now come across so much more sincere than the ones you were making while you still had us by the collar leaking shit

"every time i hear Nicki say 'shout out to my haters sorry that you couldn’t phase me' i think about how her haters phased her and she deleted her twitter."

"rats" lol this lingo is tired fuck a "short road" ass bitch; how's about a "moral high ground" instead lmfao

honestly who knew what heights a vindictive teenager could reach -- i'm so happy it's turned out this way though yes i'm bitter as fuck and y'all will let me be like i'm 21 and the most lit thing that's happened to me is that one time rob tweeted me back like 2yrs ago (also tostb giving me an unleaked candid that surfaced like two days later anyway rofl)

absolute mess i still want everything that's not from the new album tho

UHHHHH THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING ... this song is still lana ha magnum opus

"Oh, okay...?" LMAO that was mortifying

#LeakYesToHeaven #LeakYourGirl #LeakFineChina

since i've fallen into the habit of doing this after every leak, in no specific order honestly 1. Yes To Heaven (fuck me in the _arse_ honestly i've got all the snippets on a constant loop) 2. Be My Daddy (about fucking time, and it's got Ridin' lyrics so i'm all kinds of ready for it) 3. Diet Mtn. Dew Baby (end my suffering and release her!!) 4. Lemonade Motorcycle Heaven (and all other Kahne tracks but mostly LMH bc Dance For Money is gold) 5. Your Girl (anything that sounds like UV i basically want lodged in my ear canal ok) also that "Jimmy gon' buy me Coca-Cola" thing; i have a feeling it's gonna be a Betty Boop Boop-level bop

Take me in your fast car, Mercedes Kissing on your neck while you drive He-he doesn't care, I'm always on my Blackberry All the time, all the time, drinking liquor on the dime Flashy little lush but he loves me 'cos I'm fine I party really hard but I'm working overtime He's just as bad as me 'cos he shines, shines, shines Like a light, but he's not that bright, but he is mine We're children of the bad revolution And partying's the only solution In our minds there ain't any confusion About who we are and what we're gonna be We're gonna get free Free (x6) Get free Baby, you're a real star, look at me I can tell a gem when I see, see, see I don't mind, you always think about money All the time, all the time, in your mind, in your mind I think you're really hard, I really love your style You party 'til you drop, you make everybody smile It's a perfect world and you're my perfect guy You wanna get too close to the edge, you're not afr We're children of the bad revolution And partying's the only solution In our minds there ain't any confusion About who we are and what we're gonna be We're gonna get free Free (x6) Get free Get out of your life, break out of them chains Run for your life, there's still time to change Never give up, never forget who you are Well, what you wanna be? What you wanna be? Be your own god, be, be your own god Be, be your own, get free, get free, get free We're children of the bad revolution And partying's the only solution In our minds there ain't any confusion About who we are and what we're gonna be Sweet and bloody, my mafiosi With your dark hair and your switchblade teeth I don't care, you're always acting shady Late at night, late at night, it's alright, it's alright I knew it when we met, knew how you lived your life Living off the grid with a dream and a knife You can do your thing baby, if I can do mine You can watch me sing and I can help you do your crime-crime We're children of the bad revolution And partying's the only solution In our minds there ain't any confusion About who we are and what we're gonna be We're children of the bad revolution Partying's the only solution In our minds there ain't any confusion About who we are, what we're gonna be We're gonna get free Free (x6) Get free We're gonna get free, oh Get free What we're gonna be, when we get free Get free

Oooh baby, when you call me, I come to From dreams I'll wake, and I'm waiting for you Oooh baby, when you call me, I come to I jump through hula hoops of fire just to get to you You're making me crazy, oh little baby Shut your complaining, aye-aye-aye-aye You make me so angry, someone should pay me Why don't you get the sty-y-y-yle Make me smile Life's been killing me, but I willingly go You're kidding me, why keep leading me on? Keep killing me, won't stop stealing my heart Keep killing me, won't stop bleeding my soul You know I go the distance The path of least resistance Oooh honey, when you call me, I want to Stay on the telephone for hours just to get you home Oh sugar, when you call me after school I see your smile and I could run a methampheta-mile I'll never forget it, oh you'll regret it Nowhere to kiss it, aye-aye-aye-aye Take it or leave it, better believe it You'll never see why-y-y-y Say goodbye Life's been killing me, but I willingly go You're kidding me, why keep leading me on? Keep killing me, won't stop stealing my heart Keep killing me, won't stop bleeding my soul You know I go the distance The path of least resistance New kind of porno One that has yet been born, oh Loving you's like loving a hurricane, I'm tired of All the mess you make, all the hearts you break Loving you's like loving a dirty bomb, you're blowing up All the cash I'm paid, all the love we made Life's been killing me, but I willingly go You're kidding me, why keep leading me on? Keep killing me, won't stop stealing my heart Keep killing me, won't stop bleeding my soul Life's been killing me, but I willingly go You're kidding me, why keep leading me on? Keep killing me, won't stop stealing my heart Keep killing me, won't stop bleeding my soul You know I go the distance The path of least resistance Your problem with commitments The bane of my existence True love, it comes once You messed it up, you stupid (cunt) - am I allowed to backtrack on my earlier statement? this is a cute track LMAO

let me chart just how fucking shook i am: ** GIRL THAT GOT AWAY IS EVERYTHING I'VE EVER WANTED FROM LANA SONICALLY ** YOUR GIRL IS WHAT SAD GIRL SHOULD HAVE BEEN AND SAD GIRL IS ONE OF MY UV FAVS SOOO ** FINE CHINA SOUNDS LIKE IT BELONGS ON A MOVIE SOUNDTRACK AND I'M SO HERE FOR IT ** YES TO HEAVEN? MORE LIKE "YES TO A BETTER VERSION OF AFFA" LMAOOOOO ** TRASH MAGAZINES IS CUUUTE FUCK ME (EDIT: GO FIGURE LOL IT'S GTGA) ** WHY DOES RESISTANCE SOUND LIKE IT BELONGS WITH PARIS AND PUPPY LOVE I CANNOT ** I'M NOT AS MAD ABOUT BE MY DADDY AS I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA BE BUT IT HAS RIDIN' LYRICS Y'ALL LET ME DIE ** DIET MT. DEW BABY SHOVE IT UP MY ASSHOLE; NEVER HAVE I EVER BEEN SO OBSESSED BOY ** CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW "I'LL BE YOUR SUMMERTIME" HAS BITS OF YOU'RE GONNA LOVE ME IN IT BC I'M SO DONE ** VICARAGE MOTEL 6 HAS SUCH A DIFFERENT VIBE AND I'M NOT DEALING WITH IT VERY WELL ** "EVERYONE'S MISTRESS; NOBODY'S WIFE" YAAAAASSSS FUCK ME ALL THE WAY UP LANA JESUS CHRISTO also mertens' AKA has me done with life as always; all in all i would simply like to quote catch & release: GIVE IT TO ME GIVE IT TO ME EVERYTHINGGGG

just thought to bump this w/ the marginally different Hollywood Movie lyrics It's like a Hollywood movie Black and white waves sparkling truly My man likes to watch me while I watch TV While he's t-t-touching me I remember vintage green wallpaper Your criminal arms, I couldn't feel safer King Creole daddy, chasin' that paper Oh my Baby, you'll never grow old in my eyes With your golden grill, true love never dies We're forever young in paradise As long as you've got the Chevrolet, I will ride It's like we're crazy as ever Everything you say is way beyond clever And I know that you know (?)