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Nectar Of The Puss

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  1. I think we should turn to witchcraft, I think she would like that.
  2. I would pay crazy money for a singular bead off any lover bodysuit, or even a blade of grass from the folklore cabin and I would sell my soul for a key of the suprise song piano
  3. Burn all tapings of Amelia Perez and lock up all Oscar voters for deranged and psychotic acts
  4. The black dog opener so highschool then on piano I look in peoples windows x I’m gonna get you back the manuscript closer perfect
  5. Somethings coming next Friday… my hair was too suspiciously good today 🤨
  6. Idk if I’m just not seeing something but why is there 2 versions of the same song with a different cover. Like if it’s a remix for each worker how is she gonna make the same sing sound like a lawyer, construction worker or a dentist. Girly pop aint no making sense and that’s on chile
  7. I think I would just sort of like let it happen. If the zombies are coming like they’re gonna do what they’re gonna do if they’re coming in sort of a chill way, then I would be like “hello” and try to socialise and engage in a kind of in my typical way. And if they’re here in a kind of like violent way I would just sort of, I would accept if they can come to earth, it’s over.
  8. Miley Cyrus is STILL milking flowers, we couldn’t be more in the trenches. the beef I had with that Disney bitch for taking Lana’s spotlight with that fuck ass song
  9. Can’t think of an album cover Title: breast reduction tracklist 1. breast reduction (title track about how everyone loved me but now i feel small and socially out of place, song inspo: I think about it all the time feat bon iver ) 2. JESUS FOUND IN MY POETRY BOOK (this song is about how I keep subconsciously writing about Jesus and religion even though I’m very much not religious, song inspo sober - lorde) 3. Low rise jeans and white fox hoodies (about how much I hate austrlaian teen fashion and long to be in London, Paris or New York so I can fully express myself, song inspo it isn’t perfect but it might be - Olivia dean) 4. Fat dog, small dog (About my dogs, Winnie is fat, Lola (lolly) is the small dog. Just a love song to my dogs who I love so much, song inspo mix of cherry blossom and sweet Carolina) 5. 5 head bitch (about my ‘best friend’ who made a comment saying that when I changed my hairstyle to a push back said it was a “forehead reveal”. I have a normal sized forehead I just usually have a middle part so it covers it. On the other hand this bitch had a massive 5 head, roundest thing I’ve ever seen, and has 2 tiny strands of hair that ‘shapes’ her face when really it’s not hiding anything babes.song inspo, new bottega - banks) 6. Peppermint tea (about my nightly routine of drinking peppermint tea, Pinterest and Spotify that takes me out of my physical mindset who I can then feel like myself in my mind. Song inspo, Johnny - Faye Webster) Album rollout New Year’s Day I announce my debut album with my best friend, Gracie Abrams and Audrey Hobert in London on a double decker bus. Immediately I am now a pop icon. January 29th first single - breast reduction places 2nd on billboard 100 I do a meet and greet in the all too well (Taylor’s version) bookshop in New York where I play an unreleased song, sober on sobriety, which people froth over for years to come when I release it on my final album. February 29th second single - 5 head bitch places 1st on billboard 100 im on Jimmy fallon. We hook up after. I talk about it on a podcast with Emma Watson. March 29th RELEASE DAY album debuts at number 1, kicking Kanye west off number 1 for his sadistic album that I hate with a passion. I announce my world tour. Starting and ending in Australia, skipping Brisbane because I hate everyone in that city they gross me out, so tacky. I do a tropico type music video/ short film. I get awarded for it at the Oscar’s for my performance in breast reduction. I start a trend of people loving boobs in a powerful way and men all turn gay and women can be free, occasionally reproducing with gay couples or for their own family that they have in their women community.
  10. If the setlist doesn’t change I might go insane although it’s gonna be my first time seeing her so it’s not like ive seen the songs live, it’s just repetitive. although I would LOVE to see Arcadia live
  11. Chloe or Sam or Sophia or Marcus
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