anon321

01. Ultraviolence
02. Honeymoon
03. Did You Know There’s A Tunnel Under Ocean Blvd?
04. Paradise
05. Chemtrails Over The Country Club
06. Born To Die
07. Norman Fucking Rockwell!
08. Lust For Life
09. Blue Banisters

ijbol bc she rly woke up and decided to give fraud.. nobody wants ur crusty mall printed merch give it away to a goodwill or a shelter instead 
 
if it's the real merch i'm so sorry babe you have a whole life and kids and all so i doubt you're lurking on lanaboards in the middle of the night so you obv wouldn't see this anyways xx

no girl you can see she has her daughter (who she's used as a model several times iirc) posing in the fake merch too 😭 girlie didn't think to iron it or steam it or anything she didn't even try to edit it.. is it possible someone messaged her impersonating lana's team offering her "early lana merch" to review 😭
 
and it's rly the "giveaways soon" for me girl go to hell 

yeah i will NOT be participating in the giveway of those ugly ass clothes 

'this is the t-shirt its great quality' 

recently i became a victim of ava max 

neither did I but that's what people commented in that reddit post
looks like there was a fire in march and may last year, and now again last night
 
maybe it's a sign the album will leak today

recently i became a victim of ava max 

I had to make some too.

thanks for the templates, here's my contribution 
 
Ultraviolence
 
Ocean Blvd
 

recently i became a victim of ava max 

recently i became a victim of its viruses
oh i never knew that it’s a regular thing
sorry i cant comprehend that’s it’s 2023 already 

thinking about the best troll moment to ever grace a pre-release you just had to be there
 

 
 

 
 

 
can't wait for history to repeat itself in this thread @plastiscguy
 
reminder to not download random files from the internet 

the tunnel went on fire 374 days ago i think 
https://lbpost.com/news/photos-small-fire-breaks-out-at-historic-jergins-tunnel-in-downtown

Apparently the tunnel under ocean boulevard had a fire
Which one of you did this
 

there's no way it's hacked... she has videos posted in her stories
the more I think about it, the weirder it is that she did this
 
And she says she's going to do giveaways?! Um what? Is she planning on doing a giveaway of her fake merch to people who think it's real? That's..... um.....

i have come to the conclusion that the merch from the girl’s instagram story is 100% fake – and i’m coming with receipts!

exhibit a: the n on the girl’s hoodie is different than the official one; the font on the left is slightly bolded, whereas the font on the right is not.

exhibit b: the official merch features connected quotation marks, whereas the girl’s merch does not.

girl stop trying 

the fact that it hasn't leaked yet is really crazy. But its definitely coming in the next 1-5 days. The sooner the better im so excited to hear fishtail, peppers and taco truck. and PARIS!!!

it’s okay don’t worry, every lanaboards member is delusional in their own way 

1. Did you know that there's a tunnel under Ocean Blvd
2. Honeymoon
3. Norman Fucking Rockwell!

1. Ocean Blvd/Honeymoon
2. Ocean Blvd/Honeymoon
3. Norman 
 

if lana doesn’t give us the titty pic, then i will 

Omg it’s so disappointing to see something like that from that account. Even saying that the unconfirmed Dua collab was true... I wonder what’s happening