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i hope we get a music video or smth on may 3rd (a fortnight from the album) 
 
why is she not promoting one of the best albums in her discography (controversial, but i said it!) 

wait... this might be delulu but what if she releases collab versions of a few of the songs on friday
 
fortnight (feat. More Post Malone)
i can fix him (ft. Lana Del Rey)
But Daddy I Love Him (ft. Beyoncé) [this is delusional but let me delulu]
Down Bad (ft. Kendrick Lamar) [a weird choice, but they were seen in a studio last December sooooo]
I Hate It Here (ft. Phoebe Bridgers) [this just makes sense, that song is just so Phoebe coded]

i hope we get a music video or smth on may 3rd (a fortnight from the album) 
 
why is she not promoting one of the best albums in her discography (controversial, but i said it!) 

me whenever i see pics with fans:
 
"when's it gonna be my turnnnnn" 

me whenever i see pics with fans:
 
"when's it gonna be my turnnnnn" 

Omg these pics feel like actual dreams I've had where I'm hanging out with Lana at a random place just becoming friends chilling at the ice baths whatever. Then I wake up so despondent. And these girls are living my dreams?

me whenever i see pics with fans:
 
"when's it gonna be my turnnnnn" 

i'm talking abt when they reportedly seen in the studio last december (december 2023) which would've been after the 1989 tv re-release 
https://www.etonline.com/taylor-swift-leaves-late-night-recording-session-at-electric-lady-studio-in-nyc-ahead-of-holidays?amp

wait... this might be delulu but what if she releases collab versions of a few of the songs on friday
 
fortnight (feat. More Post Malone)
i can fix him (ft. Lana Del Rey)
But Daddy I Love Him (ft. Beyoncé) [this is delusional but let me delulu]
Down Bad (ft. Kendrick Lamar) [a weird choice, but they were seen in a studio last December sooooo]
I Hate It Here (ft. Phoebe Bridgers) [this just makes sense, that song is just so Phoebe coded]

i hope we get a music video or smth on may 3rd (a fortnight from the album) 
 
why is she not promoting one of the best albums in her discography (controversial, but i said it!) 

i hope we get a music video or smth on may 3rd (a fortnight from the album) 
 
why is she not promoting one of the best albums in her discography (controversial, but i said it!) 

Personally I don’t want an album thats taken 4 years to craft to have a ton of leaked songs and covers. 
 
I don’t see her adding any leaked songs to this album unless she heavily reworks them because it’d turn the album into another sonic mixed bag and I want a completely thought out and cohesive record 

Soon they’ll go home to their husbands
Smug cause they know they can trust him
Then feverishly calling their cousins.
”Guess who we ran into at the shops
Walking in circles like she was lost.
Didn’t you hear they called it all off?”
One gasp, and then,
”How did it end?”

i love it when she says "good boy, that's right" on i can fix him 
 
the whole song is just soooo~ 

i love it when she says "good boy, that's right" on i can fix him 
 
the whole song is just soooo~ 

i love it when she says "good boy, that's right" on i can fix him 
 
the whole song is just soooo~ 

All my support to the protesters. We musn't give up in denouncing the war crimes that Israel and the US are committing against palestinians.

FINALLT JUSTICE FOR GUILTY AS SIN, best track. begging her for more 90s soft rock with her slight twang… I need a whole album of guilty as sin, fresh out the slammer, would’ve could’ve should’ve sound
YES MORE JUSTICE FOR GUILTY AND SLAMMER

My bed sheets are ablaze
I've screamed his name
Buildin' up like waves crashin' over my grave
Without ever touchin' his skin
How can I be guilty as sin?
 

 
 
Like????? These might be some of my favorite lyrics in her entire discography  Guilty As Sin is top 10 Taylor Songs in my book 

my final ranking of the standard edition after a week:
 
1. Guilty As Sin?   (Amazing, top 10 song, 13/10)
2. But Daddy I Love Him (just wow, no words, 11/10)
3. Florida!!! (Makes me feral, 10/10)
4. The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived (That bridge deserves a 10/10 alone)
5. Fresh Out The Slammer (A big grower for me, can't get enough of the sound on this track, she needs to do more of this country style 9/10)
6. So Long, London (So beautiful, not my fav track 5  , but I ascend every time I listen 8.8/10)
7. Who's Afraid Of Little Old Me (I can see this going lower later, after the gag wears off it's still a great song, but definitely not the best one. 8.5/10)
8. loml (One of her saddest songs ever, maybe even sadder than hoax. Beautiful song, but I can't see myself going back to it, as it's too sad 8.5/10)
9. Fortnight (I love the emotionless delivery on this one, it really works imo. Makes me feel like a mental hospital patient, 8,3/10)
10. My Boy Only Breaks (A fun bop! The true single of this album, really hopes it gets played on tour 8/10)
11. I Can Do It With A Broken Heart (Another lil bop, maybe the production is a bit too much, but I enjoy it! 8/10)
12. I Can Fix Him (Too short, if it was another minute it would be much higher. I love the country saloon vibe, she really has to go this direction for TS12 .7.9/10)
13. Clara Bow (I enioy this, the production is very "You're On Your Own, Kid" but the melody doesn't do it for me. I do like hearing Taylor Swift say Taylor Swift though. 7.5/10
14. TTPD (Hmm. The lyrics on this are a bit iffy, but I find myself coming back to this song. It might rise in my ranking in time. I like the chorus a lot 7.3/10)
15. The Alchemy (This is a puzzling song, I can't tell if I like it or not. The football metaphors are not for me, none of that on TS12 please. I love the production on this though, and the chorus. Just wish it had different lyrics. The lyric I really like is "Who are we to fight the alchemy"', that's cute. 7.2/10)
16. Down Bad (Not feeling this one. Everyone likes it, it seems, but the chorus is too repetitive for me. It feels like something I can put as backround music when I work out, something I don't have to pay too much atttention to. Overall, it's monotonous. I like it when she says fuck tho. 6.9/10)
 
Overall, I'd give it a score of 83-85. Here's how it ranks among the other albums:
 
1. Evermore
2. 1989
3. Folklore
4. Rep
5. TTPD (Standard)
6. Speak Now
7. Red
8. Midnights
9. Lover
10. Fearless
11. Debut
 
If I combined it with The Anthology though, it would probably be top 3. I actually haven't finished TA yet, I have 6 songs to go. I'll make a full ranking in a few days.

i could never be famous, seeing people constantly discuss my looks via age and weight would drive me right into a psych ward 

Lana is a gorgeous and well-kept woman, she will be hot at any age. 

next lasso single cover looking fantastic

my boy only breaks his favorite toys sounds SO much like the 1989 vault. it trips me out everytime i hear it