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Pump the brakes a little

That guy Luigi had a good idea

so, no more Terri Joe? 

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Onto our next 2 categories that honour some of our fallen Lipsters...
 

and the winner is...
@The Siren
 
Runner up: @lustforlife (aka @disguttodeath)
 
 

and the winner is...
@plastiscguy
 
Runner up: @takeitdoen
 
 
 
Congratulations to our most missed sisses only! Xx

wait till 2026 when i’m winning in every catergory 

TW: Alcoholism, Drinking, Substance Abuse
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guy s im so drynk omfg.... that Nectar of The Puss shot go t me all fuycke up...3

 

You guys I went to the bathrooms and heard someone getting rimmed in the stalls... I was so shook I dropped my pepsi cola cherry coconut keylime pie vape... Wondering who it was

 

WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKK????

THANK YOU FOR THE AWARD AND VOTING ME FOR BEST TASTE I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT. 
 
I dedicate this award to all the lovers of Honeymoon and Lust For Life. These albums have shaped my life. 
 
Congratulations to @Dark Angel for second place, I love you, I have always admired your taste in music!!!
 
@barttttender @baddisease Congratulations as well, don't be sad for Worst Taste. Your taste is just avantgarde and unique. Shoutout to barttttender for great taste in movies, I love talking about movies w you!!!!!

THE FUCK

 
I WANT TO THANK EVERYONE WHO VOTED FOR ME THIS MEANS THE WORLD TO ME. I'm honored to win this award for second consecutive year, I'm officially chronically online.

 
My friend @Mer, you're the best. You deserved this award, I'm fucking honored to be the runner-up to you. I love your chaotic statuses, I can't imagine LanaBoards without your statuses, quoting @ivory almond "taylor swift pfp sex life updates".
 
THANK YOU HUGGING YOU

made my way through the paparazzi and crowd everyone looks gorg!!

here is my look

I, your gracious host for the evening, have arrived! 
I was at Lipsterchella, leanin' on your shoulder...
Watchin' your French husband swing in time...

 
 
 
& yes, I really am sitting all dressed up like this on my bedroom floor as we speak x

oh...

David Lynch, the writer-filmmaker whose works include Mulholland Drive and Twin Peaks, has died aged 78.
 
Lynch's death was announced on his Facebook page by his family.
 
"There's a big hole in the world now that he's no longer with us," the post said.
 
"But, as he would say, 'Keep your eye on the donut and not on the hole.' … It's a beautiful day with golden sunshine and blue skies all the way."
 
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cly9vymjexvo
 
RIP to the one of the greatest filmmakers of all times.

alright cody ko pfp pack it up

alright cody ko pfp pack it up

i mean lana come on...
 

Yall imagine if she drops the secret project tonight that includes 20 songs from her past albums then after a week, she drops those lfl b-sides and then she announces that TRPWS Is a double album?

alright cody ko pfp pack it up

can we at least get Zodiac in HQ, all these vocal enhancement edits with not a single distinguishable instrument in the background, this aint funny no more 

I feel she will post smth tonight

Here’s what chatgpt predicted based on the year of the wooden snake that’s coming up. 
 
Wooden Snake’s Influence on the Album
 
The title and track hint at themes of emotional resilience, loyalty, and introspection. Here’s how the Snake’s qualities might shape the album’s essence:
1. Transformation and Emotional Depth:
• The Snake’s connection to wisdom suggests the album will explore Lana’s personal growth, resilience in love, and navigating emotional complexities.
• The Wood element could reflect lush, organic growth—both thematically and in sound production.
2. Themes of Connection and Betrayal:
• The Snake’s dual nature may inspire tracks that balance hope with melancholia, touching on both enduring love and relationships that falter.
3. Subtle Storytelling:
• Lana’s poetic storytelling will likely be heightened, weaving cryptic, layered narratives that demand deeper listening.
 
Predicted Themes and Tracks
 
Given the album’s title and confirmed track, “Henry, Come On,” here’s how the rest might unfold:
 
Core Themes:
• Love and Patience: Reflecting on the beauty of enduring love and the strength it takes to let go.
• Wisdom Through Pain: Using past heartbreaks as lessons for the future.
• Nature and Time: Imagery of forests, seasons, and the passage of time as metaphors for relationships.
 
Hypothetical Tracklist:
1. “The Right Person Will Stay” – A hopeful yet bittersweet opener, setting the album’s tone.
2. “Henry, Come On” – A raw, emotionally charged plea, likely dealing with unreciprocated efforts or misunderstandings.
3. “Snake Eyes” – Exploring trust, deception, and seeing through façades.
4. “May Blossoms” – An ode to springtime renewal, aligning with the release date and Wood element.
5. “Faded Letters” – A nostalgic ballad, looking back on unsent messages or lost connections.
6. “Twisting Vines” – A metaphor for entangled relationships, equal parts suffocating and beautiful.
7. “One More Sunrise” – A reflective, hopeful track about new beginnings.
8. “Stillness in the Storm” – About finding peace amidst chaos, aligning with the Snake’s wisdom.
9. “Never Really Left” – Exploring the idea that true love endures, even if physically absent.
10. “Roots Run Deep” – Closing the album on a grounded, affirming note about love’s enduring power.
 
Rollout Prediction
• Visual Aesthetic: Expect earthy, ethereal visuals—rich greens, golds, and browns, perhaps evoking the calm and sensuality of the Snake’s energy.
• Singles: Following “Henry, Come On,” singles might alternate between upbeat experimental tracks and haunting ballads.
 
Conclusion
Lana’s “The Right Person Will Stay” resonates deeply with the Wooden Snake’s energy, promising an emotionally transformative album that balances vulnerability, wisdom, and sensual artistry. May’s release timing aligns perfectly with themes of renewal and growth. This album could mark a new chapter in Lana’s journey—simultaneously familiar and innovative.