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why does azealia bring up plastic surgery when her tits are just literal mounds of bolted on silicone
 
i love them both in different ways so i’m fucking cackling
 

why does azealia bring up plastic surgery when her tits are just literal mounds of bolted on silicone
 
i love them both in different ways so i’m fucking cackling
 

why does azealia bring up plastic surgery when her tits are just literal mounds of bolted on silicone
 
i love them both in different ways so i’m fucking cackling
 

thank god i didn't go. dumb bitch playing with our heads ! 
 
then again it was probably some rabid sensationalist lana fans spreading falsified information. like she probably literally said 'uh yea i'll be in brooklyn later tonight' and it somehow turned into this. frankly i'm surprised they didn't report that she was gonna perform the entirety of norman fucking rockwell  
 

I could literally be there in an hour but it’s $60 for a fucking 90 minute ‘show’
 
best case scenario she could start playing around 11:45 pm and I could get there at midnight but that’s a lot of maybes on my end for fucking $60. god can’t this bitch announce shit

thank god i didn't go. dumb bitch playing with our heads ! 
 
then again it was probably some rabid sensationalist lana fans spreading falsified information. like she probably literally said 'uh yea i'll be in brooklyn later tonight' and it somehow turned into this. frankly i'm surprised they didn't report that she was gonna perform the entirety of norman fucking rockwell  
 

thank god i didn't go. dumb bitch playing with our heads ! 
 
then again it was probably some rabid sensationalist lana fans spreading falsified information. like she probably literally said 'uh yea i'll be in brooklyn later tonight' and it somehow turned into this. frankly i'm surprised they didn't report that she was gonna perform the entirety of norman fucking rockwell  
 

thank god i didn't go. dumb bitch playing with our heads ! 
 
then again it was probably some rabid sensationalist lana fans spreading falsified information. like she probably literally said 'uh yea i'll be in brooklyn later tonight' and it somehow turned into this. frankly i'm surprised they didn't report that she was gonna perform the entirety of norman fucking rockwell  
 

RUN BITCH GO GOG OGGOGOGOG

girl LB can fundraise $60 to pay u back
 
go bby go

I could literally be there in an hour but it’s $60 for a fucking 90 minute ‘show’
 
best case scenario she could start playing around 11:45 pm and I could get there at midnight but that’s a lot of maybes on my end for fucking $60. god can’t this bitch announce shit

ugh I hate when she gets political because it’s literally like a melba toast version of political. azealia has a point in calling views somewhat vapid, i’m sorry to say
 
like I appreciate her intent (if it’s for anything other than headlines) and frankly im surprised because I didn’t think she’d go against Kanye. she’s usually pretty mellow and non-confrontational so yea color me somewhat shocked and impressed / annoyed
 
Kanye’s just a fucking massive troll, don’t people realize that by now?

ugh I hate when she gets political because it’s literally like a melba toast version of political. azealia has a point in calling views somewhat vapid, i’m sorry to say
 
like I appreciate her intent (if it’s for anything other than headlines) and frankly im surprised because I didn’t think she’d go against Kanye. she’s usually pretty mellow and non-confrontational so yea color me somewhat shocked and impressed / annoyed
 
Kanye’s just a fucking massive troll, don’t people realize that by now?

hly shit i love your VIDEOS 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0np_gaBoY8  

[YOUTUBE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXaOMrjXjq4[/YOUTUBE]

[YOUTUBE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXaOMrjXjq4[/YOUTUBE]

god i wish! need to bump that thread and find those boys 

I deadass think about that footage like every day (':

That's crazy! I was just reading the first page of the minor questions thread and found your post and I wanted to ask you: did you ever found the redneck guys by the cars footage Lana used? It's kind of like a Moby Dick for Lana stans now

ask him to beat you with his ruler 

there's two gene campbells on her friends page and the other one is around 37 now, so he's ~10 years older if the information (or person) is correct 

"im not a provocateur" says the woman who names her song 'fucked my way to the top' 
 

i was shopping at macys today and ran across this cable knit cardigan that she always wears (too lazy to find a pic tho) 
 

 
its by ralph lauren "denim & supply". it was gorgeous and it was on sale, but they only had an XXL 

i agree; she shouldn't have to answer personal or grating questions. some of these questions in particular aren't even just grating -- they seem really transparent. like, "do you have opinions on healthcare reform, or . . .?" to me, that question in itself is out of scope, irrelevant, and judgmental / condescending in undertone (especially when paired with those fucking ellipses). this is an artist interview in 'electronic beats' magazine, not some 20-something cocktail party or a med school interview in the caribbean. like, to me, it seems as if she's trying to gauge her intelligence and/or expose her ignorance. can you imagine the interviewer asking florence welch that same exact question? kanye? beyonce? pretty much anyone else? i don't think so. but i also think i might be a tad bit cynical ... 
 
lana probably doesn't know shit about politics. but she doesn't want or deserve to have that fact exposed to the world. it kind of seems like that question was a calculated one. there was no smooth or necessary segue between american imagery ---> obama ---> healthcare
 
i think this is basically how the interview went now that i've had time to overlanalyze the absolute shit out of it --
 
interviewer:       
 
lana: