TheBoss

Confessional 
 

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We returned to the house after receiving criticism from Lindsay Lohan and Rorman.
 
We were all pleased with tonight's results, but Tinashe and Lana Del Rey had a lot to say about me.
Both of them started arguing with me.
 

 
Lana began to have a psychotic episode and started typing "Question for The Culture 2.0" on her typewriter. Lana Del Rey (@Daytona Beach Sparkler) and Tinashe (@TheBoss) began questioning my honesty in the competition and accusing me of forming "alliances" with other girls in the house, which is not true...
 
The competition has only just begun, and things are already turning upside down.

Confessional:
 

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Welcome back models. 
I hope your entrance into the LNTM house was not too hectic for all of you.
 
You were asked to do a photoshoot and submit a photo that best represents the theme  of "CAMP COUTURE"
 
Me and @Rorman Nockwell reviewed all of your submissions 
Some of you presented us with grace, some didn't get it, and some people just looked a plain old mess.
 
I have 16 beautiful women standing before me, but only 14 photos in my hand. 
That's right, two of you will be leaving us today.
 
These 14 photos will represent the 14 of you that are still in the running to become LanaBoards Next Top Model.
Let's begin with the critiques.
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Miranda Cosgrove ( @lmdr )
You are this week's winner! You have gained the ability to sabotage one of the girls.
Please DM me who you would like to sabotage. 
 
Critiques:
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Kate Bush
You are this weeks runner-up!
This means you are protected from sabotage.
 
Critiques:
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Naomi Campbell ( @DeadSeaOfMercury )
You are still in the running.
 
Critiques:
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Anya-Taylor Joy ( @jimmyjimmycocoapuff )
You are still in the running.
 
Critiques:
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RuPaul ( @Paris Hilton )
You are still in the running.
 
Critiques:
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Kate Moss ( @southbeachswing )
You are still in the running.
 
Critiques:
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Lizzy Grant ( @Surf Noir)
You are still in the running.
 
Critiques:
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Lana Del Rey ( @Daytona Beach Sparkler)
You are still in the running.
 
Critiques:
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Tinashe ( @TheBoss )
You are still in the running.
 
Critiques:
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Lady Gaga ( @shadesofblue)
You are still in the running.
 
Critiques:
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Charli XCX ( @bunoner)
You are still in the running.
 
Critiques:
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Jane Fonda ( @Say Yes to Heaven)
You are still in the running.
 
Critiques:
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Mitski ( @ultrabanisters)
You are still in the running.
 
Critiques:
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Beyonce ( @keps2013)
Megan Thee Stallion ( @DemonMic2003)
Britney Spears ( @bia)
You are the bottom three of this week. Two of you will be eliminated from the running.
 
 
Stay tuned for the next challenge...
Make sure to evaluate your critiques to avoid the same mistakes in the future.
 
Goodnight ladies.

 
Also, feel free to look at everyone's submitted photos on Page 1 of this thread!
 

Not me submitting before Queen B lmao
 

omg sorry guys, I guess Ms Tinashe got a little 2ON yesterday (literally having the worst hangover ever, gin tonic)
 
we don't really remember how the format of the show was because when i was little i used to watch it but i stopped because my grandpa said it was for f-words and i guess i got scared and never watched it again lol, ANYWAYS here's Tinashe serving sattelite camp couture realness! Floating somewhere off in spacetime!
 

Not me submitting before Queen B lmao
 

omg sorry guys, I guess Ms Tinashe got a little 2ON yesterday (literally having the worst hangover ever, gin tonic)
 
we don't really remember how the format of the show was because when i was little i used to watch it but i stopped because my grandpa said it was for f-words and i guess i got scared and never watched it again lol, ANYWAYS here's Tinashe serving sattelite camp couture realness! Floating somewhere off in spacetime!
 

Not me submitting before Queen B lmao
 

Not me submitting before Queen B lmao
 

omg sorry guys, I guess Ms Tinashe got a little 2ON yesterday (literally having the worst hangover ever, gin tonic)
 
we don't really remember how the format of the show was because when i was little i used to watch it but i stopped because my grandpa said it was for f-words and i guess i got scared and never watched it again lol, ANYWAYS here's Tinashe serving sattelite camp couture realness! Floating somewhere off in spacetime!
 

omg sorry guys, I guess Ms Tinashe got a little 2ON yesterday (literally having the worst hangover ever, gin tonic)
 
we don't really remember how the format of the show was because when i was little i used to watch it but i stopped because my grandpa said it was for f-words and i guess i got scared and never watched it again lol, ANYWAYS here's Tinashe serving sattelite camp couture realness! Floating somewhere off in spacetime!
 

omg sorry guys, I guess Ms Tinashe got a little 2ON yesterday (literally having the worst hangover ever, gin tonic)
 
we don't really remember how the format of the show was because when i was little i used to watch it but i stopped because my grandpa said it was for f-words and i guess i got scared and never watched it again lol, ANYWAYS here's Tinashe serving sattelite camp couture realness! Floating somewhere off in spacetime!
 

Not me submitting before Queen B lmao
 

Not me submitting before Queen B lmao
 

omg sorry guys, I guess Ms Tinashe got a little 2ON yesterday (literally having the worst hangover ever, gin tonic)
 
we don't really remember how the format of the show was because when i was little i used to watch it but i stopped because my grandpa said it was for f-words and i guess i got scared and never watched it again lol, ANYWAYS here's Tinashe serving sattelite camp couture realness! Floating somewhere off in spacetime!
 

Not me submitting before Queen B lmao
 

omg sorry guys, I guess Ms Tinashe got a little 2ON yesterday (literally having the worst hangover ever, gin tonic)
 
we don't really remember how the format of the show was because when i was little i used to watch it but i stopped because my grandpa said it was for f-words and i guess i got scared and never watched it again lol, ANYWAYS here's Tinashe serving sattelite camp couture realness! Floating somewhere off in spacetime!
 

Not me submitting before Queen B lmao