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I KNEW THAT ACCOUNT WOULD BE (SO) LEGIT... I'M ALIVE
 

Oh God, I'm sorry. I actually intended to reply to a PM which I had opened in another tab. But well, hope you enjoy this, though.

Cannot tell if you're being serious here but I just choked of laughter reading this omg 

everytime i see a new post in this thread my little gay heart makes me believe she could have surprise dropped it
 

Let's discuss Lana's incredible streaming power.
 
I took the info from Spotify (original tracks + remixes), VEVO (audios + videos + remixes + Tropico) and Lana's official YouTube channel (audios + videos + remixes + live versions).
 
* means original/album track only. No remix, live version, etc.
 
 
BORN TO DIE
(2nd most-streamed female album of all time)


 
 
PARADISE

 
 
 
ULTRAVIOLENCE

 
 
HONEYMOON

 
 
 
OTHER

 
 
TOTAL (as of July 2016) = 
4 086 600 000 streams for Lana Del Rey!
 

 
Most streamed songs:
10. "Shades of Cool" - 82.2M
9. "High By the Beach" - 122M
8. "National Anthem" - 130.4M
7. "West Coast" - 162.3M
6. "Ride" - 164.7M
5. "Blue Jeans" - 305.6M
4. "Video Games" - 334.9M
3. "Young and Beautiful" - 400.8M
2. "Born to Die" - 433.2M
1. "Summertime Sadness" - 626.6M
 

Some of you are so damn rude...even to someone who was trying her best to help all of you while asking for very little in return. Grow up.

This line seriously makes me wonder how she can touch anything down there with those long ass nails of hers

This! I hope not. I'm gonna die if the chorus is something like: 
"Listening to music to watch boys to
Music to watch boys to
Music to watch boys to
Dark blue"

i agree 
 

"oh cool so what does the M stand for?" 
 
"its the first initial of my favorite singer's grandmother" 
 

no please i am contented with having just her forehead on my screen at all times
 

 
jk it looks like a zoomed in nut pls change it to #2

A BTD and P 2.0? Please not. I want something new from her so every album is unique.

she should employ a older man to chase her round the stage and attempt to hit her while she sings. it would be so visually and thematically gorgeous #shittyconcertideas

I just found this and really like it, better than her thoughts on feminism in the Electronic Beats interview:
 
She discussed how her romance has led many to label her an anti-feminist: “I get it. It looks like I’ve chosen a path of submission," she explained. "But I’m a modern day woman in so many senses. I pay my way and work hard for things but it is my choice that at the end of the day I have a dominant male in my life that is hands-on. Someone who wants what he wants the way I do. I get so tired of trying to have it only my way, it’s nice to have someone else who also has their life and opinions. I have to be so assertive in life that it's nice to feel escape through a really passionate romance.”
http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/entertainment/news/lana-del-rey-praises-winehouse-29262761.html

It's unrelated to the topic, but had to say this:
 
OMG, I love this quote... it works well with the idea that Lana's 4w5.

I mostly agree with Lorde about how mainstream music glamourize a lifestyle of opulence that is not even close of what people can afford it – and it is very sick to think that people can’t really relate to it but somehow are obsessed with this lifestyle. But I think that Lana has a very different take on this subject.
 
Lana sings as someone who lived a life of opulence but she doesn’t associate this with happiness - she is all about the dark side of the “American dream”. She sings “Everything I want I have: money, notoriety and Rivieras” in a song called Without You and she claims that all this “it means nothing if I can’t have you”.  Children of the Bad revolution, Carmen and National Anthem are songs that portray the tragic consequences of a life involved with opulence. Differently of a rapper who manage to sing about how life is fucking amazing now he has a new car, in her songs Lana plays the *miss America* girl who had everything  and done it all, she drove the rights cars, wore the right clothes  but she not is satisfied and found love in a doomed relationship. So I would not really include Lana as an artist who glamourize money.
 
Like Lorde, mostly people are really confused by Lana because she doesn’t have really a statement about this:  for some, lyrics like “money is the reason we exist” makes her a shallow girl and for others she is actually criticizing our society. It seems that nowadays either we are pro or against something, either you are the girl who sings about Hamptons or the girl who makes fun of it, there is no midterm anymore. But Lana is just someone really aware of all aspects of her own life, she doesn’t really have a massage, she is not really trying to change the game, she is just telling her story through music. That’s it. 

The fact that some people are agreeing with that quote about Lana singing about the Hamptons and Buggati Veyron annoys me because it really misses the whole point of "National Anthem". She isn't singing about how much she loves the Hamptons and driving expensive cars. She's clearly playing a character of a girl who's using a rich guy to get her fame and money. And those mentions are just additions to the history.
I mean, "Money is the reason we exist/Everybody knows it /It's a fact/Kiss kiss". Those lyrics are obviously tongue-in-cheek.

smh at me reading this intersexuality

Nope, albums cancelled too because of the weather lol

people coming onto lanaboards after being inactive for a few days be like

It's going to be okay, you don't have to live in denial.

Stop being so hipsters lmao Lana needs to buy food too