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Ok, I know this is Lanaboards and our job is to get all in-depth about her, but I'm not gonna hold my tongue in saying that encouraging the sharing of theories about her being sexually abused is quite gross, not to mention uncomfortable and prying.
 
As far as she and Pat go, I'm sure there's been turmoil in her family at some points due to the fact that she struggled with alcoholism and was sent to boarding school. That had to be hell for everyone involved. But what matters most is the here and now, and they seem to all be in a good place together.

Ok, I know this is Lanaboards and our job is to get all in-depth about her, but I'm not gonna hold my tongue in saying that encouraging the sharing of theories about her being sexually abused is quite gross, not to mention uncomfortable and prying.
 
As far as she and Pat go, I'm sure there's been turmoil in her family at some points due to the fact that she struggled with alcoholism and was sent to boarding school. That had to be hell for everyone involved. But what matters most is the here and now, and they seem to all be in a good place together.

Ok, I know this is Lanaboards and our job is to get all in-depth about her, but I'm not gonna hold my tongue in saying that encouraging the sharing of theories about her being sexually abused is quite gross, not to mention uncomfortable and prying.
 
As far as she and Pat go, I'm sure there's been turmoil in her family at some points due to the fact that she struggled with alcoholism and was sent to boarding school. That had to be hell for everyone involved. But what matters most is the here and now, and they seem to all be in a good place together.

I agree that it definitely sounds like hoes. That was my first thought upon hearing it, haha. Stuck out to me.

I agree that it definitely sounds like hoes. That was my first thought upon hearing it, haha. Stuck out to me.

I agree that it definitely sounds like hoes. That was my first thought upon hearing it, haha. Stuck out to me.

I agree that it definitely sounds like hoes. That was my first thought upon hearing it, haha. Stuck out to me.

I agree that it definitely sounds like hoes. That was my first thought upon hearing it, haha. Stuck out to me.

I agree that it definitely sounds like hoes. That was my first thought upon hearing it, haha. Stuck out to me.

Edit: it does sound like hoes.

Zero shame in reviving this thread, tbh. It's a great one.
 
I would absolutely die for info on the dress she's wearing here, or anything similar.
 
It's a good rule of thumb that I'm super weak for her long-sleeve, short dresses in general though.
 
Cough. They say dream big, right? Please, make my day. I wanna play Lana dress-up someday.

Ok, I know this is Lanaboards and our job is to get all in-depth about her, but I'm not gonna hold my tongue in saying that encouraging the sharing of theories about her being sexually abused is quite gross, not to mention uncomfortable and prying.
 
As far as she and Pat go, I'm sure there's been turmoil in her family at some points due to the fact that she struggled with alcoholism and was sent to boarding school. That had to be hell for everyone involved. But what matters most is the here and now, and they seem to all be in a good place together.

Tbh I'm lovin' the sleepiness of Honeymoon. Maybe I've been looking into the word too much, but it accomplishes exactly what the titular track should, to me.  Yet it still makes sense that, as she said on her Insta, the album will have a variety sound-wise. I obv don't want the whole album to literally encompass a couple's honeymoon but I think musical highs, as well as lows, such as the slow, sweet Honeymoon that we've been blessed w/ today, would be very cool and loosely representative of what makes up a honeymoon, or even the "honeymoon phase." I did read some theories on the latter here and found it all quite interesting.
 
Anyway yeah, this feels like the blissful tune of the album despite her remaining true to her habitual explorations of darker themes within her lyrics. It's fascinating and sounds like it could be a film score. 10/10, took my soul from me.

Tbh I'm lovin' the sleepiness of Honeymoon. Maybe I've been looking into the word too much, but it accomplishes exactly what the titular track should, to me.  Yet it still makes sense that, as she said on her Insta, the album will have a variety sound-wise. I obv don't want the whole album to literally encompass a couple's honeymoon but I think musical highs, as well as lows, such as the slow, sweet Honeymoon that we've been blessed w/ today, would be very cool and loosely representative of what makes up a honeymoon, or even the "honeymoon phase." I did read some theories on the latter here and found it all quite interesting.
 
Anyway yeah, this feels like the blissful tune of the album despite her remaining true to her habitual explorations of darker themes within her lyrics. It's fascinating and sounds like it could be a film score. 10/10, took my soul from me.

Tbh I'm lovin' the sleepiness of Honeymoon. Maybe I've been looking into the word too much, but it accomplishes exactly what the titular track should, to me.  Yet it still makes sense that, as she said on her Insta, the album will have a variety sound-wise. I obv don't want the whole album to literally encompass a couple's honeymoon but I think musical highs, as well as lows, such as the slow, sweet Honeymoon that we've been blessed w/ today, would be very cool and loosely representative of what makes up a honeymoon, or even the "honeymoon phase." I did read some theories on the latter here and found it all quite interesting.
 
Anyway yeah, this feels like the blissful tune of the album despite her remaining true to her habitual explorations of darker themes within her lyrics. It's fascinating and sounds like it could be a film score. 10/10, took my soul from me.

Tbh I'm lovin' the sleepiness of Honeymoon. Maybe I've been looking into the word too much, but it accomplishes exactly what the titular track should, to me.  Yet it still makes sense that, as she said on her Insta, the album will have a variety sound-wise. I obv don't want the whole album to literally encompass a couple's honeymoon but I think musical highs, as well as lows, such as the slow, sweet Honeymoon that we've been blessed w/ today, would be very cool and loosely representative of what makes up a honeymoon, or even the "honeymoon phase." I did read some theories on the latter here and found it all quite interesting.
 
Anyway yeah, this feels like the blissful tune of the album despite her remaining true to her habitual explorations of darker themes within her lyrics. It's fascinating and sounds like it could be a film score. 10/10, took my soul from me.

also sweeping in a Bernard Herrmann sort of way ...the beginning notes somewhat like his Hitchcock scores Vertigo or Northby Northwest or his last two scores Taxi Driver and Obsession(which was a Vertigo homage by DePalma)

Blue Christmas and Santa Baby with emphasis on the second one b/c reasons 
 

Blue Christmas duet with Elvis (her daddy)

Blue Christmas and Santa Baby with emphasis on the second one b/c reasons 
 

Ok, I know this is Lanaboards and our job is to get all in-depth about her, but I'm not gonna hold my tongue in saying that encouraging the sharing of theories about her being sexually abused is quite gross, not to mention uncomfortable and prying.
 
As far as she and Pat go, I'm sure there's been turmoil in her family at some points due to the fact that she struggled with alcoholism and was sent to boarding school. That had to be hell for everyone involved. But what matters most is the here and now, and they seem to all be in a good place together.

Ok, I know this is Lanaboards and our job is to get all in-depth about her, but I'm not gonna hold my tongue in saying that encouraging the sharing of theories about her being sexually abused is quite gross, not to mention uncomfortable and prying.
 
As far as she and Pat go, I'm sure there's been turmoil in her family at some points due to the fact that she struggled with alcoholism and was sent to boarding school. That had to be hell for everyone involved. But what matters most is the here and now, and they seem to all be in a good place together.

Ok, I know this is Lanaboards and our job is to get all in-depth about her, but I'm not gonna hold my tongue in saying that encouraging the sharing of theories about her being sexually abused is quite gross, not to mention uncomfortable and prying.
 
As far as she and Pat go, I'm sure there's been turmoil in her family at some points due to the fact that she struggled with alcoholism and was sent to boarding school. That had to be hell for everyone involved. But what matters most is the here and now, and they seem to all be in a good place together.

she made me more gay

I try not to get outwardly wild about stuff like this despite what info is made available to me in the media or here, for the most part. Barrie being one obvious exception, because she literally said that in her relationship with him, she no longer felt free. With that, I'll yell it from the rooftops that I'm a fan of them breaking up, because as she put it in her own words, it was no longer beneficial.
 
My raw and explicit feelings about who Lana sees is that I just want her to be happy, and fulfilled. It's none of my business, but I think she's a very interesting and lovely person and deserving of the best that love can offer. She seems more than content with her current situation, and nobody should feel any type of negative way until it's proven otherwise. Francesco gets a lot of undeserved shade from people, I think.
 
I mean there were the rumors about him and Elena Ora. But she could very well have been just a really good friend. After all, despite certain photos surfacing of him and her, Lana is ALSO very tactile and affectionate when greeting friends and fans, that much I know. Putting those two things side-by-side AND the fact that Fran's meeting with the alleged side-chick was public, makes it seem a bit silly. The worst thing I've heard about them is the screaming fight-- and they seem to have reconciled fine since. He attended a few concerts on her most recent tour, for goodness' sake. So cute!
 
Geez, I really went into the specifics there but hopefully somebody feels me!! I don't "ship" her with anybody. I root for her happiness and I think she's grown enough to know what she's doing, hence why she broke it off with the ex boy, which I already addressed.