Escapism

i KNEW that green m&m bitch was a lana stan... she took "put your white tennis shoes on and follow me" seriously!! you go girl!

you're absolutely right. it's disturbing in any case, but knowing that these kinds of people specifically call themselves a "fan" and then proceed to come up with some sexual scenario and use terms that are used to demean women, yet mask it as though they're showing praise is disgusting and weird. *even more so that they seem confident enough to also post it as though their thoughts are normal enough to share.

after going through this thread i finally realize there is far more to be feared than the tiktok lana stans in this fandom

i wish she’d still do covers like this i love her lyrical switches to suit herself better, changing the meaning of the song

hmm this is making me wanna look thru the lanaboards members list… my peepers are peeping sky! 👁️ 👁️!!

i regularly come back to this thread since it’s been created whenever im feeling….whatever form of mental illness and the title alone still makes me laugh

i hate thinking about it cause electra heart has such a beautiful album photoshoot so it’s even more of a tragedy that they reused the same photo that was used for both the standard/deluxe just with some minor edits that dont do the cover any justice and if it does anything, it’s making it the worst variation of the cover art

this would be so much cuter in the crybaby era when she was actually releasing

blue hydrangea, cold cash divine

exploring my kinks at the vatican

ITS SO GOOD, ID SAY HER BEST… WHEW!!! it reminds me of lizzy grant, UV, and marinas tfj era coverarts all of which are some of my favorites … so i won!

I’ve missed this hair style of hers so much, it suits her face amazingly hoping this means another side part era

excited for what iconic look for this era we will get .. UV had the smudged under eye dark hair, HM with the brown hair and bangs , BTD with the big retro curls/bouffant as a redhead and old hollywood makeup, etc… anyway.. hoping the W magazine photoshoot was a hint of what’s to come also manifesting johnny blueeyes’ return

i think it had to be serial killer…specifically this video too

I see we’re giving praise to marinas work and id like to remind everyone yet again of the gem that’s valley of the dolls.. what a song A CRIME! that it didn’t get a video… ABSOLUTELY CRIMINAL that it didn’t finish off the archetypes music video series with electras death who marina even said died from guess what?? SLEEPING PILLS! it would have been a cinematic masterpiece and ICONIC ending to the electra heart era while also tying in one of its biggest inspirations for the EH and giving the housewife archetype what it deserves (teen idle im even more sorry for you in that aspect). we lost and ive KNOWN IT since the 8th of august 2013 when the final music video came out with a majority of clips from previous videos and there would be no more electra which meant no recognition for the teen idle archetype and ESPECIALLY the masterpiece of a song that’s valley of the dolls which is what I SHOULD have been watching a video for on that day to signify electras death and im STILL bitter almost ten years later and the worst part is there’s an itch of delusion in my brain that still hopes marina digs that bitch up again and gives us that valley of the dolls video a decade later.. she won’t but there are just some lingering thoughts and dreams that i cant help

if disco is on there then it’s time for trash magic and pin up galore to get their rightful places on aka (i am feeding into the delusion.. eat up!)

i saw a post about how marina would probably write a lyric in reference to the johnny depp and amber heard trial for the next album and i have not stopped thinking about it since because it honestly seems like something she’d do after her recent albums and frankly..im sick of it

i like to delude myself at night believing if BTD did in fact get its deserved tenth anniversary edition it would include hundred dollar bill, you can be the boss, and kinda outta luck any of those certainly deserved a spot on BTD and i will stand on my last limb arguing it!

i never thought id consider spending 25 dollars on a thong but here i am with my wallet close by

one of the characters (kat) has an ultraviolence poster in her room, so youre correct! but anyway all the girlies on that show would probably be some kind of lana enjoyer honestly... good for them! as for what euphoria did when they actually had a lana song to use and decided its best for a credits scene...

you guys ever watch something and a particular character just has this essence that makes you think “well ok damn i just know this bitch would love lana” ?? i had been thinking about this since i watched pearl and then x again and i had felt like pearl on an aspect of relatability (like brite lites, tired of singing the blues, youre gonna love me, noir) and maxine ESPECIALLY would be a lana stan as the kind that knows lanas unreleased discography super well and would follow a few lana fan accounts or something cassie howard from euphoria but the subfan that follows #coquetteaesthetic or has some kind of interest in it and laura palmer from twin peaks off the top of my head anyway..might make playlists of lana songs that describe these characters at some point for fun and to have time pass by faster but i wanted to know others thoughts on fictional characters that you’d think would be a lana stan (and/or can make a playlist of lana songs that describe said fictional character if you’d like)

i cant believe this is who be my daddy was about