Escapism

his pulp art books go for like 50 US bucks each if that’s any indication of a pricing point.. or at the very least the starting point. they’re also LP sized. and im sure neil and whatever publisher he’s working with (not sure how much lanas team would be involved in this but i would assume they are too) is well aware that he will have an audience for this book so i would not be surprised if it was around $100. my only hope is it’s not limited.

class of 2013 by mitski…if u know.. u know every fucking time i hear those three piano notes start up it’s a complete shift in my mood and mentality. it doesn’t matter what I listen to before. it could even be BOOM LIKE THAT and it still would not save me from the chokehold class of 2013 has me in. (EXACTLY LIKE THIS STUPID GIF)

ONLY EVER IN DREAMS I WRAP MY ARMS AROUND YOUUUU AND STANDING IN THE WATER WITH MEE I CAN TELL YOU WHAT I WANNA TELL YOUUUU I HOPE ITS NOT JUST A BAD DREAM I HOPE ITS NOT JUST A SAD DREAMMMM…. (in another better universe im imaging myself listening to the Ghost EP on vinyl)

agree with everyone else that said it would be an American vintage diner themed.. now if this was lanas creation I’d think SPAGHETTI would be on the menu. in an interview i remember her saying that’s most of what she’d eat at some point plus there’s this: and part of the dessert list would certainly be soft (vanilla) ice cream.. come on now!

youre telling me this isnt an ldr village release…

bbm baby

im very much inclined to try this but i know i shouldn’t. i know ill have another ben & jerrys food phase if i do. i was able to manage it. but i cannot be walking a mile to and from the store to buy a couple of these small expensive ass tubs of eccentric flavored ice cream, a bottle of vodka and reading fan fictions to pass time. not again. the COVID lockdown was a dark depressing place.

neil krug just dropped his polaroid camera and hasn’t been seen since.

and you are correct!

stripper… singer….trapeze artist…waitress…go-go dancer…gangsta… serial killer…married four times somehow in five countries… she’s had many occupations in her life. just take a look: i feel like this is just the tip of the lana del rey job resume past work experience iceberg

honestly i was thinking.. if lana does that covers album (assuming it’s still being put together and not collecting dust on a shelf) i would not at all mind if it was entirely in this style cry me a river can go on it too with updated production

id sacrifice a lot of people and a lot of things generally for paradise (2015) that song still has me in a chokehold and I NEED to get out

i can’t wait to open up a conversation at a local record store with “i bet you’ve never heard this! only real music fans know” and impressive everyone by playing lana del reys “blue skies” just another day supporting unknown artists and giving them more exposure !! #supportindieartists

the outro with the ad libs made me think i died mid-song and was going to heaven for a sec… wow… absolutely gorgeous

this video is so fucking stupid LMFAO her finishing off by giving her own music a shout-out when it has nothing to do with what she was talking about and to basically say to support Christian artists!! (not demonic!) is so hilarious and corny as though she isn’t trying to capitalize off religion (or i guess more so inducing religious fear) by making content on those who are successful and apparently demonic then comparing them to her apparent holy self and how thy has the blessed music because she embraced jesus is so…

yee fuckin haw! (i would not mind a dolly collab if there is gonna be any kind of collab at all!!…aside from something very expected like nikki lane)

weve got our red jackets on tonight.. watching the super bowl in the pale moonlight also the iconic ferrari jacket reappearance??

Dangerous girl

I’m so fucking pissed I miss this..hopefully there’s a restock. also does anyone have a collection of the por vida album shoot? im used to being pampered by the lana wiki photoshoots tab.

some people just lack certain things in their brain if that really is true. would be a weird bias to have over a single performance and associate it w the rest of their career. besides that performance was iconic. notorious by some of the general public (perhaps) BUT iconic! the look, the vocals, the everything! it’s why we have this gif: where would lanaboards be without it??

yes, if i recall correctly it was about her losing the award for NFR!

(lana won all 5 noms as she should!)

ur right. this is the feeling of the night. towards the grammy committee especially and anyone else who had to do with lana not getting a single of her 5 noms.

i am LOSING my fucking marbles! i am in emotional turmoil lana losing 4x in a single night thus far.. a&w as SONG of the year in comparison to what won .. and then joni’s performance right after…. It’s a sick and twisted night to be a lana stan

oh my god. here we fucking go. I need a shot… SICK!!