Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread

[111 34,827]

The music wasn't even that weak, stans are just dramatic, LFL is a good album and will probably be better than NFR

 

Want a cookie? This era has been messy, unprofessional and dishonest no matter how you look at it. 

 

NFR has Venice Bitch so no

[HunterSThompson 4,644]

Want a cookie? This era has been messy, unprofessional and dishonest no matter how you look at it. 

You are what is wrong with this fan base. Log off Lanaboards, go outside and relax 

[UltraviolentJack 2,415]

NFR has Venice Bitch so no

 

Love, LFL single, Heroin, Cherry, 13 Beaches >>>> Venice Bitch

[Valerie 1,379]

Venice Bitch is boring and the lyrics are shit. 10 minutes of Lana whispering with an anticlimactic guitar in the background

[UltraviolentJack 2,415]

Venice Bitch is boring and the lyrics are shit. 10 minutes of Lana whispering with an anticlimactic guitar in the background

 

SKSKSKS someone had to say it

[111 34,827]

Love, LFL single, Heroin, Cherry, 13 Beaches >>>> Venice Bitch

 

those are all great tracks but Venice Bitch is on another level 

[UltraviolentJack 2,415]

You are what is wrong with this fan base. Log off Lanaboards, go outside and relax 

 

Most everyone agrees with me soooo

those are all great tracks but Venice Bitch is on another level 

 

Another level of boring

[Valerie 1,379]

SKSKSKS someone had to say it

 

Fans hype it to be some amazing spacey "pSyChEdelic" journey when it's literally as dull and regressive as her May Jailer material

[bummersummer 2,217]

Love, LFL single, Heroin, Cherry, 13 Beaches >>>> Venice Bitch

 

out of those 5, only Heroin is even in the same ballpark as Venice Bitch

 

Venice Bitch is boring and the lyrics are shit. 10 minutes of Lana whispering with an anticlimactic guitar in the background

 

[SlowGinFizzzz 15,307]

@SlowGinFizzzz I think I'm in love with you

Come on, take a walk on the wild side...

[UltraviolentJack 2,415]

Fans hype it to be some amazing spacey "pSyChEdelic" journey when it's literally as dull and regressive as her May Jailer material

 

It has a very watered down production and some lyricism that doesn't even make any sense. Cinnamon at least has interesting production. 

[GeminiLanaFan 45,798]

I really don't think she is scraping NFR all over. My guess is that she is adding more songs, hopefully a couple of ones that feel more «summery» since we are probably heading in that direction? 
I am not mad about the «we don't have a date yet» (i'm pretty glad to know I don't have to constantly watch for something to drop). As I said, it's a weird strategy, to release tracks from a record 6 months+ before its release, but overall, a 2-year period between albums is pretty standard. 
I'm pretty sure the songs will be good; I have the easy job to sit on my ass and wait for them lol. 

[Valerie 1,379]

It has a very watered down production and some lyricism that doesn't even make any sense. Cinnamon at least has interesting production. 

It relies on its duration to be "interesting"

 

Nothing vocally impressive or interesting about Lana whispering for 5 minutes straight then being subjected to a boring outro 

 

Music from this era has been such a snoozefest in general. She needs to learn that her vagabond Leonard Cohen wannabe lyricism & monotone piano chords ain't it

 

There's a reason the hype for these new songs disappear so fast with little replay value. Fans are bored of her newfound "simplicity"

 

 

[UltraviolentJack 2,415]

I really don't think she is scraping NFR all over. My guess is that she is adding more songs, hopefully a couple of ones that feel more «summery» since we are probably heading in that direction? 

I am not mad about the «we don't have a date yet» (i'm pretty glad to know I don't have to constantly watch for something to drop). As I said, it's a weird strategy, to release tracks from a record 6 months+ before its release, but overall, a 2-year period between albums is pretty standard. 

I'm pretty sure the songs will be good; I have the easy job to sit on my ass and wait for them lol. 

 

No one is upset about the wait, the wait would be fine if they were honest about what has happening and didn't allow multiple publications to release false dates.

[Gone user 5,368]

Venice Bitch is boring and the lyrics are shit. 10 minutes of Lana whispering with an anticlimactic guitar in the background

 

FACTS!

[UltraviolentJack 2,415]

It relies on its duration to be "interesting"

 

Nothing vocally impressive or interesting about Lana whispering for 5 minutes straight then being subjected to a boring outro 

 

Music from this era has been such a snoozefest in general. She needs to learn that her vagabond Leonard Cohen wannabe lyricism & monotone piano chords ain't it

 

There's a reason the hype for these new songs disappears so fast with little replay value. Fans are bored of her newfound "simplicity"

 

 

 

Someone agrees! The most interesting songs so far have been snippets    There's not much to MAC, VB, and Hope besides being throwaway singles with minimal production effort, I hope she runs back to Rick asap.

[Cacciatore 19,346]

As much as I'm here for all this LFL support if y'all start talking shit about the only exceptional thing about this era (aka Venice Bitch) I'm gonna snap

 

[UltraviolentJack 2,415]

As much as I'm here for the LFL support if y'all start saying shit about the only exceptional thing about this era (aka Venice Bitch) I'm gonna snap

 

 

Girl let's not pretend 13 beaches and Heroin don't shit ALL over VB

[Valerie 1,379]

Girl let's not pretend 13 beaches and Heroin don't shit ALL over VB

 

With the daisies part of 13B alone > Vaginosis Bitch

[evalionisameme 13,504]

The music wasn't even that weak, stans are just dramatic, LFL is a good album and will probably be better than NFR

 

Want a cookie? This era has been messy, unprofessional and dishonest no matter how you look at it.

 

I've always hated it, subjectively to me the production is dire and full of filler songs with trite lyricism and monotone vocal performances-especially when it tried to play up to a classic lana style it just verged on parody.

Also 13 beaches synth production in the chorus ruined the song