Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread

[FallingCherry 7,731]

Did you notice that she changed the caption for her poem? I don't think it was "a poem from my book" before

[cloverhoney 801]

Omg the hate for her is too much I hope it's not genuine and is just for the #bants

[Flowerbomb 65,558]

Did you notice that she changed the caption for her poem? I don't think it was "a poem from my book" before

Yeah someone mentioned it a few pages back

[FallingCherry 7,731]

Yeah someone mentioned it a few pages back

Oops sorry, didn't read it all. My bad

[Make me your Dream Life 83,381]

So i just saw her insta post of her on a swing, comments disabled caption'd wish big, well then Lana if ur hearing this, I'm still wishing the vinyl is PINK

[ilovetati 15,295]

Did she follow anyone of note on IG?

 

Hoping we start getting interviews with people she’s shared songs from the record with

[bummersummer 2,217]

she's on her way to becoming one of those "silver lake shaman" types and i'm kinda loving every second of it. LA is ruthless, lmao.

[LanaFlowers 8,751]

Do y’all hear yourselves??????????

Like are you really threatening to end her streaming revenue just bc you’re not getting the album as fast as you want?? This is such entitled bullshit

Also she has like 5 mansions and her dad is rich as fuck she’s not gonna have any issue with y’all not streaming her

What part of..."She will not starve. She will not go back to the trailer park. She will still be able to enjoy her wheat grass and her weed. The mansions and cars wouldn't go anywhere." did you not understand? lol

 

I think it was obvious the posts about her card being declined etc were jokes. She could retire right this second and still be able to maintain the lifestyle she's used to. Were you trying to make a joke as well? Because I don't think there's a single person on this site, or her fan base, who doesn't know she's loaded. I can't imagine anyone thinking she lives "paycheck to paycheck" and is dependent on her streaming revenue to pay rent ffs   

 

Overall, you're being pretty unrealistic about this. Again, unless you're joking. "Threatening to end her streaming revenue"? Who? Me? Peroxide? The handful of people who liked our posts? Yes, we're an elite group that will single-handedly make Lana destitute. That's us alright. The Streaming Revenue Enders.  

There are fewer than 13,000 members on Lanaboards in total. We could convince every single member to boycott Lana, and you know what would happen? She wouldn't even notice.

 

P.S: I see you're one of the people who keep -I assume, intentionally- missing the point regarding the album situation. This, at least to me, is about the unprofessionalism, carelessness and straight up lies from Lana and her management. Not a belief that Lana should be some kind of song machine, locked up in the studio 24/7, putting out an album every week. People are being dramatic & constantly asking for news, that's true, but I see those comments more as pleas than demands. I don't think anyone is actually angry that it's taking a bit longer; from what I've seen, fans are just frustrated at the way everything's being handled.

[Dominikx4 25,034]

What part of..."She will not starve. She will not go back to the trailer park. She will still be able to enjoy her wheat grass and her weed. The mansions and cars wouldn't go anywhere." did you not understand? lol

 

I think it was obvious the posts about her card being declined etc were jokes. She could retire right this second and still be able to maintain the lifestyle she's used to. Were you trying to make a joke as well? Because I don't think there's a single person on this site, or her fan base, who doesn't know she's loaded. I can't imagine anyone thinking she lives "paycheck to paycheck" and is dependent on her streaming revenue to pay rent ffs   

 

Overall, you're being pretty unrealistic about this. Again, unless you're joking. "Threatening to end her streaming revenue"? Who? Me? Peroxide? The handful of people who liked our posts? Yes, we're an elite group that will single-handedly make Lana destitute. That's us alright. The Streaming Revenue Enders.

There are fewer than 13,000 members on Lanaboards in total. We could convince every single member to boycott Lana, and you know what would happen? She wouldn't even notice.

 

P.S: I see you're one of the people who keep -I assume, intentionally- missing the point regarding the album situation. This, at least to me, is about the unprofessionalism, carelessness and straight up lies from Lana and her management. Not a belief that Lana should be some kind of song machine, locked up in the studio 24/7, putting out an album every week. People are being dramatic & constantly asking for news, that's true, but I see those comments more as pleas than demands. I don't think anyone is actually angry that it's taking a bit longer; from what I've seen, fans are just frustrated at the way everything's being handled.

well, to be fair - if i stopped buying her music as i usually do and no longer attend her shows, shed already make about 1000$ less a year

[LanaFlowers 8,751]

well, to be fair - if i stopped buying her music as i usually do and no longer attend her shows, shed already make about 1000$ less a year

Damn girl, do you follow her on tour or something? o.o

[bummersummer 2,217]

i think we found the first official lana groupie...  @

 

(hook a girl up, sis )

[Serene Queen 4,776]

nvm

[Nobody 21,307]

Did she follow anyone of note on IG?

 

[Happiness is a butterfly 479]

when is this getting fucking released i need HIAB and Cinnamon before i kill myself

[Serene Queen 4,776]

She follows J Balvin

[American Bottom 16,237]

She follows J Balvin

Salvatore 2.0 incoming

[xxmissdaytonaxx 29,979]

i had a dream last night that lana released a fucking bop like it was sooo G O O D. and when i woke up, i was excited then immediately disappointed when i realized it wasn’t real. delusion at its finest. (:

[PARADIXO 31,690]

So glad she's a big matcha fan like me

[LanaFlowers 8,751]

So glad she's a big matcha fan like me

It does NOTHING for me and it's honestly like drinking a clay mask lmao

 

How do you make it?

[bummersummer 2,217]

It does NOTHING for me and it's honestly like drinking a clay mask lmao

 

lmao it was def an acquired taste for me tbh. not to mention that some matchas are literally undrinkable imo, namely the one starbucks makes. i'd suggest trying one in a good japanese restaurant, or even better, a tea ceremony. a friend of mine just went to a matcha tea ceremony workshop & now i really wanna do it: it's beautiful and basically a type of meditation and you learn to make the best matcha at home lol.