Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread

[Dominikx4 25,040]

so maybe they are just in the middle of taking down lfl merch off the store or sth, like a maintenance or some shit, i aint IT expert i just want yall to not get hyped for nothing ok

nah you can literally click a box to un-list items for shopify, you dont have to take the site down for that.

[Lanas honey pot 1,370]

the password is SMACKCAM

[CmonDownToFL 6,680]

Win Edwards hacked the site and will sell his neverending pics of Lana with him in there

I’ve said it before & I’ll said it again, someone NEEDS to take one for the team & seduce Win Edwards. He probably doesn’t know anything but it’s worth a fuckin try

[Gone user 5,368]

the password is what she's actually saying in Venice Bitch

[Shadowheart 3,690]

also they would propably use her main website for promo, not her's store

[Psychedelic Pussy 29,248]

Let’s all join hands and pray, I’ll draw up a pentagram, one of y’all light some candles and get @@salvatore up in here to chant some random nonsense shit about Yosemite and once we have opened up the portal from which Satan can reach us, I’ll ask him what the password is. This is our only hope, girls

[Gone user 5,368]

I’ve said it before & I’ll said it again, someone NEEDS to take one for the team & seduce Win Edwards. He probably doesn’t know anything but it’s worth a fuckin try

 

lsksdjskddklfkdjfkdl omg

[CmonDownToFL 6,680]

Btw with my little to no experience w tech I made it in. Once it opens it’s just a giant coupon for $5 off your first 5 sessions of soul cycle. The password is: matchagurl123x

[Psychedelic Pussy 29,248]

I’ve said it before & I’ll said it again, someone NEEDS to take one for the team & seduce Win Edwards. He probably doesn’t know anything but it’s worth a fuckin try

Girl..... No.

[SparkleJumpropeNoose 8,749]

the password is what she's actually saying in Venice Bitch

password is SENDNUDES confirmed

[Gone user 5,368]

Actually after watching a bunch of quick tutorials on hacking sites, I could access the website. Lana is now selling merch with minions everywhere. Minions! We should have expected this since she liked that video of Gru on YouTube. Also, the password was: iamsecretlycardib

[Dominikx4 25,040]

ok maybe this is a very stupid idea but
 
the registrar of shoplanadelrey.com is domains@interscope.com

maybe we can email and ask whats going on cuz we wanted to buy the LFL boxset or smth

[CmonDownToFL 6,680]

Girl..... No.

Ok girl not you then but someone else needs to volunteer

[Ryusei 5,020]

if the web developers are smart at all they chose some randomly generated password that is complicated af and nobody can figure out so.. give up girlies but I think this is a pretty good indicator that we're getting the pre-order/official announcement etc. after the 24th on the 25th or 26th. 

[Lanas honey pot 1,370]

ok maybe this is a very stupid idea but

 

the registrar of shoplanadelrey.com is domains@interscope.com

maybe we can email and ask whats going on cuz we wanted to buy the LFL boxset or smth

 

okay so who is gonna do it 

[SweetHenny 14,562]

She sent us her nudes and encrypted them with a password. She literally said "Send nudes to you" during VB on the last show. It was a promise not a threat and she DELIVERED

[Obduration 6,422]

someone call interscope and complain and maybe they will give us a reason lol

[CmonDownToFL 6,680]

I’m trying to hold back laughter because I’m at work but imagine the site goes back up and the only thing that’s changed is it’s all in neon comic sans

[violets 11,893]

yall are so smart i love it...

[Cacciatore 19,346]

It's the poetry book guys