Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread

[Life 3,858]

Norman Rockwell was born on 2/3/1894.

 

2 minus 1 is 1. 

Put the 3 in front of the 1.

Lana once told me she hates the numbers 9 and 4.

The second number in 1894 is 8. 

Remove the 1 because we already have a 1 from when we did the 2 minus the 1. 

What do you get?

8 / 3 1.

 

 

Something to think about...

 

I get psychosis from this.

[Flowerbomb 65,555]

Can everyone just like...stop smoking crack for just a second please?

[baddisease 15,869]

Can everyone just like...stop smoking crack for just a second please?

 

no

[Lanas honey pot 1,370]

i was so disappointed with the lfl cd i want a pretty one this year 

[Cacciatore 19,346]

There are 2 cd options 10.99 and 13.99... maybe normal and deluxe? I know she said that she don’t like deluxe editions (in fact after UV she never did deluxe editions) but who knows

 

Maybe the 13.99 option will include the poetry book? She did say she wanted to sell it for $1 so that's not impossible 

[Off To The Races 2010 demo pls 19,335]

Homosexuals being messy as always what's new

[Lanalouis1 2,510]

so apparently grammy deadline is this Friday, August 2nd 

 

 

album release on August 2nd confirmed. attach your wigs gays it's coming 

[Obduration 6,422]

don't be silly, it should be other way around, duh!!!!

 

If the album comes in Sept y'all shut the fuck up and praise me for my foreshadowing abilities...

 

if it come August (as y'all delulu are claiming  ) I retire from LanaBoards 

Omg byeee

[Marius 12,342]

so apparently grammy deadline is this Friday, August 2nd

 

 

album release on August 2nd confirmed. attach your wigs gays it's coming

I thought its August 31th.

[Lustrouslines 5,188]

Why is this hoe popping right now lol

[DinahLee 5,601]

I swear to god you already waited 1 year for this fucking record does it really matter if it's August 30th or September 6\13\20\27th? Rip.

Of course the earlier the better but also better late than never. Lana also mentioned wrong release dates before (Ultraviolence May) and made a lot of things up, she haven't announced anything properly but at least we know that things are wrapping up now. The records seems to be done and social media work is being done right now with Digital links and Webstore reform.

 

 

At this point I just want an album cover that doesn't look faceapped and tracklist featuring 13 songs at least. and they aren't 11 piano ballads+ Venice Bitch + MAC

[jazzsingrcultleadr 1,704]

norman fucking rockwell (music inspired by the 2020 film charlie's angels) is coming girls!!!!

[Nick Del Rey 5,225]

Usually Grammy deadline is in September, this year it’s August 31st

[baddisease 15,869]

I swear to god you already waited 1 year for this fucking record does it really matter if it's August 30th or September 6\13\20\27th? Rip.

Of course the earlier the better but also better late than never. Lana also mentioned wrong release dates before (Ultraviolence May) and made a lot of things up, she haven't announced anything properly but at least we know that things are wrapping up now. The records seems to be done and social media work is being done right now with Digital links and Webstore reform.

 

 

At this point I just want an album cover that doesn't look faceapped and tracklist featuring 13 songs at least. and they aren't 11 piano ballads+ Venice Bitch + MAC

 

it does matter

[Cacciatore 19,346]

Usually Grammy deadline is in September, this year it’s August 31st

 

Right in time for that best alternative album nomination  SHE WILL WIN!

[LanaCharts 1,933]

She coming for these Grammy nominations in the comedy category PERIOD

[DominicMars 1,761]

Thread remains garbage fuck you guys for shit posting 24/7.

 

Idec if there's news anymore I just wanted to say you guys are lame for making me try to read thru 1000 Pages of shit and never finishing because the posts are too annoying

[DinahLee 5,601]

+ Exciting there's a video coming. I wonder how they'll ducttape the muscle beach baby with HIAB footage 

[Chiunzhan 1,472]

I swear to god you already waited 1 year for this fucking record does it really matter if it's August 30th or September 6\13\20\27th? Rip.

Of course the earlier the better but also better late than never. Lana also mentioned wrong release dates before (Ultraviolence May) and made a lot of things up, she haven't announced anything properly but at least we know that things are wrapping up now. The records seems to be done and social media work is being done right now with Digital links and Webstore reform.

 

 

At this point I just want an album cover that doesn't look faceapped and tracklist featuring 13 songs at least. and they aren't 11 piano ballads+ Venice Bitch + MAC

 

 

FUCK IT I LOVE YOU

[Flowerbomb 65,555]

Lana has said MULTIPLE time now last month that the record is coming "next month", meaning AUGUST.

 

The videos are done, the website is being edited, the pre-order links are in progress etc. Just stfu. It's NOT coming in September.