Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread

[cloverhoney 801]

there's a new record shop in town? let me do meet & greets and signings of my record there on release date to my lovely inner circle of fans! oh hey gays new concert in LA! new festival in LA! urgh you are annoying me fine world tour but i wanna go to Israel and make peace! you are not letting me come to Israel? fuck you global fans, hey LA you get my new book in the cool vintage shop because you are the cool vintage kids lemme just drive down there to deliver the boxes myself while listening to Ari G! hey look at my new girl squad! i'm one of the cool chicks right! no more trailer park lyfe! i don't wanna release albums anymore i just wanna drop exclusive vinyls at the cool vintage record store downtown of my personal recordings with my DYI bffs jacky and grandpa ricky!

lmaooo

harsh but true

[governmenthooker 24]

How much does paper cost in california? Like after they burnt down all the trees and stuff. 

[lanadelreycultmember 50]

there's a new record shop in town? let me do meet & greets and signings of my record there on release date to my lovely inner circle of fans! oh hey gays new concert in LA! new festival in LA! urgh you are annoying me fine world tour but i wanna go to Israel and make peace! you are not letting me come to Israel? fuck you global fans, hey LA you get my new book in the cool vintage shop because you are the cool vintage kids lemme just drive down there to deliver the boxes myself while listening to Ari G! hey look at my new girl squad! i'm one of the cool chicks right! no more trailer park lyfe! i don't wanna release albums anymore i just wanna drop exclusive vinyls at the cool vintage record store downtown of my personal recordings with my DYI bffs jacky and grandpa ricky!

 

i literally said yikes out loud bc i 100% believe this is her mindset rn 

[Jiggy 1,024]

Giving books away to ‘mom and pops’ shops doesn’t mean she won’t sell them online too. He manager said it’s being released wordwide, plus I doubt she’d work so hard to give away a few copies of a book.

 

But who knows what info to trust anymore lmao

[PerwinkleDreams 6,800]

Watch Lana be like "I drove to 4 small record shops in LA and dropped off my album I burnt onto CDs. Each CD has a hand written note with it. I won't be releasing this album on iTunes nor will it be online. Hope you guys understand! Happy searching xx Lanz"

[violets 11,896]

between ben and lana telling us totally different stuff i must say i have to trust ben, lana is seriously just fucking with us as revenge for whatever. its def gonna be released worldwide

[PerwinkleDreams 6,800]

between ben and lana telling us totally different stuff i must say i have to trust ben, lana is seriously just fucking with us as revenge for whatever. its def gonna be released worldwide

I trust the CEO of Interscope more than Lana or Ben at this point... Let's email him tbh

[111 36,632]

I trust the CEO of Interscope more than Lana or Ben at this point... Let's email him tbh

 

i got the email of their guy at polydor if u want it 

[PerwinkleDreams 6,800]

i got the email of their guy at polydor if u want it

My PMs are open papa

[Coney Island King 25,998]

I told yall the album is out Dec 31 at 11.59pm, but noone believes me.

[Masochism 15,400]

is she working with steven klein for something again??

[cherryblossoms 10,413]

is she working with steven klein for something again??

Yes! She tweeted about it. Most likely a shoot for a magazine

[Flowerbomb 65,593]

Oof I love LB members who e-mail the higher-ups, someone's gotta do it

[Blue Velvet Crowbar 966]

The new cherry thing, was uploaded to youtube a year ago by some guy - it only got 4k views? So I am confused.

[cloverhoney 801]

The new cherry thing, was uploaded to youtube a year ago by some guy - it only got 4k views? So I am confused.

I think lana posted it to her insta when the magazine cover was coming out? I definitely remember it from around then

[Blue Velvet Crowbar 966]

I think lana posted it to her insta when the magazine cover was coming out? I definitely remember it from around then

 

and everyone's acting like this is a new thing. 

Unless that fag can time travel (and I can't?)  but i doubt that.

 

 

edit: here it is

 

[pin up galore 18,992]

I really wanted a spring release for this album but we all know that's not happening 

[PerwinkleDreams 6,800]

and everyone's acting like this is a new thing.

Unless that fag can time travel (and I can't?) but i doubt that.

 

 

edit: here it is

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCAyM1VqJv4

The one thing I hate about this video is everyone in the comments is like "are you stupid? This isn't a demo or a rough version it's a live vocal" when in reality if you layer it over the studio you can hear it actually is the final version, just with less pitch correction and vocal effects. You can even hear the flat notes in the beginning, which is the same vocal as the final (minus the flat notes that were fixed) and people have the audacity to say "Lana put a filter over the audio that distorted the pitch" it's like um bitch if she did then the whole instrumental and song would be out of tune, and there's no filter over it whatsoever. I just hate when the Lana gays pretend they know about music when there's people in this fandom who actually do

[Blue Velvet Crowbar 966]

The one thing I hate about this video is everyone in the comments is like "are you stupid? This isn't a demo or a rough version it's a live vocal" when in reality if you layer it over the studio you can hear it actually is the final version, just with less pitch correction and vocal effects. You can even hear the flat notes in the beginning, which is the same vocal as the final (minus the flat notes that were fixed) and people have the audacity to say "Lana put a filter over the audio that distorted the pitch" it's like um bitch if she did then the whole instrumental and song would be out of tune, and there's no filter over it whatsoever. I just hate when the Lana gays pretend they know about music when there's people in this fandom who actually do

 

Go off sis ❤

 

It sounds good tho,

But gays are dumb af

[PerwinkleDreams 6,800]

Go off sis ❤

 

It sounds good tho,

But gays are dumb af

Yeah they do sound good tbh I love her vocals before they get heavily pitch corrected because the off notes make them sound more haunting and beautiful

 

Mama Lana loves to do it though, just look at Once Upon A Dream trailer version vs final version