Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread

[honeycookie 1,032]

So u know how Mariah invented the gays after Rainbow (right?), did u think Lana was worried about releasing the record during pride month, having her mortal enemies, the gays from claiming it and making her a gay icon or something. That or the record'll sound like a gay porno? Is June gonna b a good month? Where tf is Happiness is a Pupa? 

HAPPINESS IS A PUPA IM SCREAMING

 

can we just collectively call it that now since it ain’t coming out anytime soon

[CmonDownToFL 6,680]

Gm sexies, someone on reddit said they saw Lana in Long Beach and almost accidentally hit her w their bike

[Obduration 6,422]

Gm sexies, someone on reddit said they saw Lana in Long Beach and almost accidentally hit her w their bike

Should have swiped that dropbox file

[CmonDownToFL 6,680]

Does anyone else think she goes to that “church” for experimental purposes? I’m having a hard time believing she’s falling for that shit. I’ve heard nothing but bad things about this place

[LanaFlowers 8,751]

Let's not forget there's a possibility that she reworked MAC and VB which would make them newer

Elazybeth would never

[Flowerbomb 65,559]

Does anyone else think she goes to that “church” for experimental purposes? I’m having a hard time believing she’s falling for that shit. I’ve heard nothing but bad things about this place

 

Nah I feel like she's 100% dead serious about it.

 

Can't wait to hear Lana's cover of Judas on NFR

[LanaFlowers 8,751]

 

 

Is it just me or does she always look like a devil when she leaves the church?

ugh that post-exorcism glow

[Flowerbomb 65,559]

ugh that post-exorcism glow

 

Who needs chemical peels and facials when you can just join a cult?

[CmonDownToFL 6,680]

Nah I feel like she's 100% dead serious about it.

 

Can't wait to hear Lana's cover of Judas on NFR

I guess Jesus really is her bestest friend

[LanaFlowers 8,751]

HAPPINESS IS A PUPA IM SCREAMING

 

can we just collectively call it that now since it ain’t coming out anytime soon

Happiness is a Poopa

[MoreCruelThanYou 5,277]

Hmm speaking of reworked tracks, there has always been a vintage Lana/ Lizzy song somehow woven into her albums

For example:

Born to Die had Diet Mtn Dew

Paradise had Yayo

Ultraviolence was originally referenced in Hundred Dollar Bill AND the melody from Methamphetamines was used for Old Money

Honeymoon had the iconic HBTB bridge which samples Put Me In a Movie lyrics

LFL had Beautiful People reworked, which I know isnt TECHNICALLY vintage Lana but it still counts a bit in my book

 

Now I’m curious as to what possible references NFR could have!!! Or if we really are about to get our first album that is wholly new material

[American Whore 48,055]

oh come on she obviously won't rework songs that took months and studio money and were officially released 

This. I was just about to say that she does this all the time EXCEPT, she never “reworks” her released songs. That’s pointless lmao

Hmm speaking of reworked tracks, there has always been a vintage Lana/ Lizzy song somehow woven into her albums

For example:

Born to Die had Diet Mtn Dew

Paradise had Yayo

Ultraviolence was originally referenced in Hundred Dollar Bill AND the melody from Methamphetamines was used for Old Money

Honeymoon had the iconic HBTB bridge which samples Put Me In a Movie lyrics

LFL had Beautiful People reworked, which I know isnt TECHNICALLY vintage Lana but it still counts a bit in my book

Now I’m curious as to what possible references NFR could have!!! Or if we really are about to get our first album that is wholly new material

So far it seems like she’s mainly referencing the entire album. Venice Bitch mentioned Norman Rockwell, MAC referenced VB

[LanaFlowers 8,751]

Gm sexies, someone on reddit said they saw Lana in Long Beach and almost accidentally hit her w their bike

aCcIdEnTaLlY

 

 

 

 

 

do we know where @@salvatore was when that happened

[Flowerbomb 65,559]

Hmm speaking of reworked tracks, there has always been a vintage Lana/ Lizzy song somehow woven into her albums

For example:

Born to Die had Diet Mtn Dew

Paradise had Yayo

Ultraviolence was originally referenced in Hundred Dollar Bill AND the melody from Methamphetamines was used for Old Money

Honeymoon had the iconic HBTB bridge which samples Put Me In a Movie lyrics

LFL had Beautiful People reworked, which I know isnt TECHNICALLY vintage Lana but it still counts a bit in my book

 

Now I’m curious as to what possible references NFR could have!!! Or if we really are about to get our first album that is wholly new material

 

"life is more than just a video game"

[LanaFlowers 8,751]

Does anyone else think she goes to that “church” for experimental purposes? I’m having a hard time believing she’s falling for that shit. I’ve heard nothing but bad things about this place

I've learned to expect the worst, so yeah I'm not going to keep making excuses for her. It would be nice if she's not actually falling for that shit, but I'm not going to count on it. She's probably drinking that kool-aid like her life depends on it.

[ChaoticLipster 23,957]

oh come on she obviously won't rework songs that took months and studio money and were officially released 

Exactly she’s far too lazy for that, besides she said before once a song is done it’s done. She only really went back a few times and it was for lust for life (song) to change up the verse and chorus. National Anthem she added fireworks and the other was Yayo. But that’s about it.

[MoreCruelThanYou 5,277]

"life is more than just a video game"

Will you still love me when I shine from words but not from beauty?

[bryp 97]

"life is more than just a video game"

dont forget "sometimes it feels like I've got a war in my mind, I wanna get off but I keep riding the ride"

[domandapiano 11,653]

Lana, please, by the end of next week do SOMETHING so we have more to talk about than your recent questionable organized religion choices.

[GeminiLanaFan 46,288]

Lana, please, by the end of next week do SOMETHING so we have more to talk about than your recent questionable organized religion choices.

Maybe next week or the one after is the earliest if Interscope wants Doin’Time to live a bit on the charts.