Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread

[Make me your Dream Life 87,462]

Wtf lol 

[heroindealer 10,946]

dear guys and gays

a gentle reminder that we won’t get any news today and Lana will sing Doin’ Time with the track playing in the back during the chorus 

have a nice day

[Lanalouis1 2,511]

i want to see what she's gonna wear so bad...... if it's a fancy theater could she potentially wear a glamorous dress?

the theatre was just for rehearsals - she'll be performing outside in a park area near the castle

[Hannus 1,618]

 

 

 

the hypocrisy... makes me sick 

[Say Yes to Heaven 27,435]

fans when they meet Lana vs when they're on LanaBoards

[GeminiLanaFan 48,883]

Vamanos Lana! Times a tickin!

The optimist in me is dead, but realistically we have to be getting something soon. It’s mid year. Her friend (the dancer) probably knows a little bit about the grand plan and if she’s talking about Lana “conquering the year” I assume part of that includes releasing the album. If she’s gonna conquer 2019 she gonna have to start real soon because we are speeding through it it seems.

Yeah that’s what I also think. Album, poetry book, and the rumour list of new songs after that is impressive (Ari X Miley, Disney song, Jesse R, maybe even MGK). If it can finally start, we’ll hear from her very frequently after that.

It’s a rough patch to say the least, but it won’t last.

[GeminiLanaFan 48,883]

the hypocrisy... makes me sick

Well, is it hypocrisy or they talked after that and got along?

We have to be careful about tweets from 2012. Lana came out of nowhere and looked like an alien. Her lyrics were miles from the rest of the musical landscape and the big question was: Is this another manufactured voiceless singer? Time proved us wrong. I became a fan with the Tropico era but the SNL performance made me think at first she was an autotuned Doll. I didn’t know Lizzy Grant either. So, I can relate to the Juliette Lewis tweet. But God, was I wrong. Now I love her unconditionally, but it sure wasn’t the case for me at first.

[divebarsinger 2,715]

If sis was 20 years older and had started her career in the 80s/90s she soooo would've dated Kurt. He's so her type.

 

i so would've dated kurt. god he was an angel, my taste in men was never the same after discovering nirvana as a teen

 

not sure kurt would've been keen on lana tho  

[LanaFlowers 8,751]

Oh it seems like we will never get rid of the dancers hehe

Hell appears to have frozen over...I like them now. Now that I know what the alternative is, I'm fully #teamAlexandAshley

[WildMustang 14,758]

Hell appears to have frozen over...I like them now. Now that I know what the alternative is, I'm fully #teamAlexandAshley

Yes I agree, I actually like them as her friends especially Alex seems so nice and genuine but not as her dancers

[LanaFlowers 8,751]

The fact Lana is BFF's with a murderess...

 

 

Then there's Jared Leto, James Franco and the Hillsong hoes who are her BFF's.  

 

Questionable taste in friends. 

 

I remember her saying she was friends with Juliette and she didn't recognize her with her hair brown & the different name

[ArtDecoDelRey 15,281]

https://www.instagram.com/p/By_i84qAD0H/

 

Did anyone else see this? It's really sweet

[Ryusei 5,071]

https://www.instagram.com/p/By_i84qAD0H/

 

Did anyone else see this? It's really sweet

 

Imagine if she just started to sing "My pussy taste like pepsi cola~~" odshfoshif

I seriously get weak when I see Lana being so sweet, I just wanna squish her cheeks or smth.

[LanaFlowers 8,751]

If sis was 20 years older and had started her career in the 80s/90s she soooo would've dated Kurt. He's so her type.

who wouldn't have dated kurt if they were 20 years older

 

such a beautiful person, inside n out <3

[MoreCruelThanYou 5,277]

fun story for you guys! i love in a very small and homophobic town. went out to a bar and i played doin time on th jukebox and everyone danced and sang to it. they love lana. i’m producing stans

Of course homophobes love her music. She’s one of them!

[ArtDecoDelRey 15,281]

Of course homophobes love her music. She’s one of them!

nice profile pic update

[Chiunzhan 1,475]

at what time is she performing gays and gals?

 

 

She's cancelling last minute, wait for it 

[School Kid Dreams 353]

An hour and 12 mins lol

[UltraviolentJack 2,811]

I sincerely hope so many stans harass her about the album

[Lanalouis1 2,511]

she will hopefully say something about the album even if it's one sentence - like "sorry it's taking so long"